"Say me? What kind of face do you have to say about me? At the beginning, our family was poor and couldn't afford to raise Tie Niu, it was me! I begged Master Zhang to take in Tie Niu to learn cross talk, even if they didn't arrange a job for Tie Niu, they had raised Tie Niu for more than ten years, right? Then why didn't you say this?"

The family was arguing, and they were about to smash the pot, when they heard the beautiful and pleasant voice of the hostess coming from the TV on the wooden cabinet in the room.

"Welcome, welcome to watch "The King of Cross Talk" ......"

The word 'cross talk' was like a thunderbolt, which directly blew up the three people who were quarreling, and suddenly no one quarreled, and they all looked at the TV......

Bai Feng's show was the first, after listening to the family of three, they were amused and wanted to laugh, but they felt that the atmosphere was wrong, and they couldn't bear it, so they watched the show so embarrassedly, until they heard the host's last words......

"Audience friends, we have eliminated five groups of teams in the first issue, and in the next episode, we will add five more groups of competition teams, if you can speak cross talk, if you want to participate in our program, then sign up enthusiastically! We have audition sites in major provinces and cities across the country......

At the end of the show, the advertisement came out, and Tie Niu's eyes were red and he rubbed his hands......

"Dad, have you seen it, have you seen it! Anyone who talks about cross talk can be on TV! I have to go to the audition! Dad, lend me 500 yuan, I will pay you back when I become famous!"

Tie Niu's father was stunned, his face rose and fell, and he wanted to hit his son, but in the end he still took out 500 yuan from his pocket......

"Come on, win or lose, men have to fight, son, work hard, dad supports you!"

Tie Niu's mother glanced at the old man, snorted, and took out 200 yuan from her pocket and handed it to Tie Niu.

"Niu, you can spend the old nose money in the provincial capital, my mother will give you another 200, you have a lot of food, don't starve yourself! Don't be afraid when the time comes, just follow what your master taught, and tell others well......

……

There are many people who are similar to Tie Niu, some are trying to improve their lives, some are purely trying to be famous, and some are simply trying to be on TV......

In a family in the crape myrtle Huadu community in Hangcheng District, the young couple is making trouble at the moment.

As soon as she got home, Xiaomei sat on the sofa with her face on and turned on the TV......

Xiao Wang explained with a dark face......

"Xiaomei, we are all only children, it's not that I don't want to go to your house, it's just that the distance between our two families is too far, if you go to your house, you can't go to my house, and if you go to my house, you can't go to your house, so you can't run at both ends of the New Year......"

"Hehe, so I only go to your house and don't go to my house? You said well, so why don't you go to my house for the New Year?"

"I ...... What's the matter if I go to your house for the New Year? I'm a man, isn't it a joke to go to your house for the New Year? Besides, I haven't been home for a year, and I won't go back for the New Year, it's too much to say......

"Hehe, you did everything anyway, and you said it, your parents miss you, but my parents don't want me, right?"

Xiao Wang still wanted to explain, so he heard Xiaomei crying and wiping her tears.

"Woooooooooo......oo Don't talk...... Don't touch me, sit over there, and don't touch me at night...... Woowoo woo ......"

As soon as the woman cries, the man is gone, and on the long sofa, you sit at one end and he sits at the other, and the TV in the middle of the living room is still broadcasting commercials......

The atmosphere suddenly cooled to freezing point, and a minute later, "The King of Cross Talk" was broadcast on TV......

"This one, called the locust......"

Hearing this, Xiao Wang was okay, Xiao Mei, who was still wiping her tears, sneered, almost didn't laugh out loud, cried twice more in embarrassment, finally held back, and continued to listen.

“…… This year is amazing, he eats the dog directly......"

Ahem......

Xiaomei couldn't help it anymore this time, and actually laughed with a crying voice, how awkward it looks, Xiao Wang is similar, his black face is as serious as death, and his face is purple.

“…… Hey, I'm a dog?......"

"Poof!"

"Haha......"

This time, the two couldn't help it anymore, one snorted, the snot bubbles laughed, the other laughed directly, this laugh, the atmosphere heated up straight up, Xiao Wang retracted his gaze and looked at Xiaomei with snot bubbles on his face, just finished laughing, and then burst into laughter again.

Xiao Mei angrily threw the down pillow over, still angry, pounced and bit it, the two made a mess, and in less than five minutes, the two began to be sweet again......

Before the broadcast of "The King of Cross Talk" in the first week, the audition sites in various places were almost deserted, and even if someone came to participate in the audition, they all came to join in the fun.

In order to make up enough for ten teams, Qinxi Provincial TV Station did not hesitate to spend money, as long as they came to participate in the audition, regardless of whether they passed or not, each person will have a carton of rainbow milk!

Even so, it didn't come to the point where it was crowded, and because of this, almost all of the five groups that were eliminated in the first episode of the show were picked out by the tallest ones, and there was really no one......

The recording of this episode of the program ended, and the audition for the second episode began, and this time, the situation was completely opposite......

The hottest is the audition site in Xianyang City, Qinxi Province......

On the large lawn of the People's Park, the team was discharged in a circle for several miles, and the staff of the TV station in charge of the selection was messy in the wind at the moment, looking at the increasing number of audition personnel, crying and complaining to each other......

"Oh my God...... With so many people, when will the audition be completed......"

"It's not a problem, the main thing is that we only have one group of places here, even if we count the next period, there will be only two sets of places......"

"Mother, the show has only been released for one episode!

"Alas, don't complain, let's work......"

"Work...... Come on, I think we'd better divide into five groups to audition, or we'll be exhausted to death......"

……

Sunday, Qinxi Satellite TV, 12 p.m. prime time......

The first episode of "Bear Infested" was officially broadcast, and it immediately aroused the love of the majority of children again, and in less than three days, it can already be described as an empty alley.

Xinzheng Kindergarten in Weibei City, Qinxi Province, Liang Ping, who finally came back from annual leave, received a call from the kindergarten as soon as she got home, and the kindergarten organized a personal activity, and she had to participate.

rushed to the kindergarten non-stop, and saw that all the parents were holding drawing boards, she was still stunned What was this for, so she heard the homeroom teacher of the freshman class, Xiaomei, laugh and say with disgust.

"Tong Tong's mother, you didn't read my text messages, today we have to hand in yesterday's homework before the parent-child activity, draw a child's favorite animated cartoon portrait......"

"Huh?"

Liang Ping was stunned for a moment, and then awkwardly rummaged back and forth, she remembered that she still had a new animation poster that the company had just made in her bag, and wanted to take it out to deal with it.

After the results were taken out, they were immediately laughed at by a group of parents......

"Oh, Tong Tong's mother, what kind of cartoon are you getting, it's too ugly, isn't it......?"

"yes, look at my son's drawing, bald head, and chainsaw...... Look at this little hard hat, how energetic......"

"My daughter's drawing of a big bear is also very beautiful......"

"My family painted King Gigi, my child likes this monkey with a pineapple on his head the most, and Mao Mao also likes ......"

"Look at my family, Xiong Da Xiong Er is bullying the bald head, how good-looking......"

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