Chapter 311: Don't even let the dog go
I didn't dare to look at the big screen anymore, and the moment I heard Fang Hong speak, almost the adrenaline was not enough.
"Congratulations, the fourth place to make the cut is ...... Stand-up comedy...... Fang Qingping! His stand-up comedy itself has a disadvantage, but he still insisted that one person made a hundred people laugh, and it was indeed not easy, and he finally got 93 votes! Congratulations!
Gao Yunshan's heels were cold at the moment, and his heart was finished, this time it was completely embarrassing, and the master was almost angry at home by this fat woman, and he was almost trembling.
Today, I and my junior brother are about to be eliminated when they first appear, and when I go back, the master will probably have to tremble directly......
At this moment, his legs were a little swinging and he couldn't stand up, so he hurriedly put his hand on the robe and clamped it hard, so that he could stop and not fall down.
I heard Fang Hong's mouth slowly open and began to read.
"Congratulations, the fifth place to make the cut is ...... Be...... Be...... Master Yang Zhen's close apprentices, Gao Yunshan and Gao Yunhai, the two of them, vividly showed the traditional cross talk program in front of the audience, so that the audience who listened to it countless times could still laugh, it really took a lot of effort, not to lose Yang Zhen Yang's personal disciples, congratulations to the two!"
Hush......
Gao Yunshan and Gao Yunhai took a deep breath, they used to take winning or losing seriously, but now they have experienced it, and they feel that this feeling is too exciting, and they can't even laugh immediately, they just shake their arms towards the camera......
After the recording of this episode, the mentality of these teams who came to the game immediately changed, and there were still people with mixed attitudes before they came, but now they see so many audiences off the field, and people's cross talk is so good, one by one they all stuffy their heads and start thinking about what to say next.
Bai Feng and Tang Long are naturally the same, when the two returned to the first floor of the world, the show had already been edited and started to be broadcast on TV, and when they returned to the store at this moment, Qian Chuanzi and others were laughing in front of the projection on the big screen.
As soon as Tang Long entered the door, Qian Chuanzi pointed at his nose and smiled.
"Hahaha...... Mr. Tang, you are too 6, you don't even let go of the dog!"
Huang Li pinched him and came out with a smile and praised.
"Boss, we're all amused to death by you, your cross talk is so good!"
Mo Bei snorted arrogantly at this moment, obviously a little jealous that Bai Feng chose Tang Long and didn't choose him, but since this kid was rescued by Tang Long last time, he can be considered to understand Bai Feng's thoughts.
After coming back, he became a tsundere man again, and when he saw everyone humming with his nostrils, Bai Feng remembered what he looked like when he first participated in the world's first chef competition.
On the eighth floor, Tang Long was interested, opened a bottle of wine, poured a glass for Bai Feng and himself, and then said with a smile.
"Hehe, brother's cross talk is not bad, right? It's not that brother bragging, you have to find Mo Bei's porcelain hammer to praise him, he can make the audience knock off the stage, believe it or not!"
When Bai Feng heard this, he sneered and looked at him jokingly.
"Yo, what are you...... Jealous too?"
"Who is jealous, I'm just talking about things, hey, if you want to talk about cross talk, I'm more suitable than him, what vinegar and soy sauce ......?"
Tang Long's old face was a rare red, his eyes didn't dare to look at Bai Feng anymore, Bai Feng smiled, didn't continue to tease him, sighed, and his face returned to seriousness.
"Alas, I didn't expect that we only won the third place in the first game, which is really careless!"
Tang Long nodded.
"Yes, I also wonder, I don't usually see so many people talking about cross talk, how can a competition, one can say better than the other, one is better than the other, where did these people come out?"
"This is not unusual, in fact, there are still a lot of folk masters, but these people have not been able to find a suitable platform, and now we provide this platform, these people will naturally come......!
"Cruel? How do you say that? Could it be that there are still masters?"
Tang Long obviously didn't believe it, and Bai Feng nodded solemnly.
"Absolutely, today is the first game, many masters are just in a wait-and-see state, seeing that the show is on fire, they will naturally not let go of this great opportunity!"
"So the two of us are really hanging, and if we don't get it, we have to be eliminated?"
"Yes, and there's a good chance that half of the teams will be eliminated in each game, you think, what does that mean?"
"Explain what? Explain ...... The five winning teams have to be in the best form and the best script in every game?"
As long as you have a problem, you may be eliminated directly, which is enough to filter the screen, filtered once a week, and whoever drops the chain will be out!"
"Damn, don't you say I really didn't expect it to be so serious, so let's?"
Tang Long felt that something was a little serious, and Bai Feng took out a printed manuscript from under the table and handed it to him.
"Alas, there's no way, I can only take one step at a time, this is the script for the next one, take a good look, I hope you don't play on the spot again, otherwise I may really kill you......"
Bai Feng waved his bowl-sized fist, Tang Long's little face turned white, and he was immediately stunned......
As Bai Feng expected, after this episode of the show was broadcast, everyone's thoughts and opinions were suddenly changed.
At 12 noon on Saturday, Qinxi Satellite TV had just aired, and it was just in time for dinner, and the Tie Niu family, who lived in Dahuaishu Village, Qinghe Town, Luozhou City, were eating lunch around the pot.
Tie Niu was thirty-five years old, with extremely strong muscles, and had just returned from the field, and in the winter, he was still shirtless, and his whole body was full of white gas, and he returned to his tattered house, wiped the sweat from his forehead with a towel, and began to sit down to eat.
His wife was a little distressed, and just as she was about to serve him dinner, she heard his father scold.
"Let him be his own, how old is a person, he is still at home all day, and he has no interest at all!"
Tie Niu is honest, smiling and smiling, and comforting his father while serving rice.
"Hehe, Dad, what are you anxious about, didn't the book say it, I haven't arrived yet, and once fate arrives, how many daughters-in-law have married back!"
He didn't say that it was okay, but when he said it, the old man was even more angry, and slapped the table directly and scolded.
"Fart, you don't know a lot of words, you are fooling yourself with a newspaper on the grave? Lao Tzu told you, if you can't marry a daughter-in-law again this year, you will move out to live by yourself, you look at other people's dogs, they are the same age as you, and the children are all in junior high school! Isn't it a shame? I knew this, I should have let you go to the construction site to move bricks, and you can be a big worker for so long, and you have to be more than 200 a day, and your mother is too, you have to ask someone to let you learn Lao Shizi's cross talk!"
"I've been studying for more than ten years, and I'm a fart, who still listens to cross talk now, your old ghost master is too, liver cirrhosis and drinks a lot of wine every day, he is good, he said that he arranged a job for you, and he drank to death, not to mention, your work is also yellow, and he is almost forty years old, and he is still shaving food in the ground every day......"
Tie Niu's mother disagreed when she heard this, and dropped the rice spoon, splashing Tie Niu's face......