Chapter 455: His face will change color
The politeness is only superficial, and in less than a minute after the opening, the topic has already changed to discussion, Bai Feng is naturally not stupid, and said with a smile.
"Hehe, I don't dare to be accomplished, I am a cook who cooks, I am fortunate to be invited by Professor Gao today, I am specifically to learn from you, I heard that Professor Gao is only a high eight buckets, and he must be very good at studying couplets......"
Gao Pan smiled awkwardly, and then made a move......
Gao Pan vs Bai Feng!
Gao Pan: I listened to the sub-couplet a few days ago, and I happened to lack a lower couplet, so today I would like you to ask for advice.
Bai Feng: Hehe, don't dare to ask for advice, tell me about it......
Gao Pan: The upper link is two, three, four, five, and the lower link is six or seven**, and now it is a horizontal batch, and I have to trouble you to get one......
Bai Feng smiled and spoke.
"Hehe, Professor Gao is really joking, this grade of primary school students will be couplets, you still need to ask me, the upper couplet two, three, four, five, the lower couplet six or seven**, this is the hidden word couplet, missing one, less ten, horizontal batch is naturally lack of food and clothing! But this couplet is obviously not suitable for you to use......"
The audience watching the show burst into applause!
"I'm Cao, I just heard the upper and lower couplets and thought I heard it wrong, two, three, four, five, six or seven** are all couplets, what the hell is this, I can't think of a horizontal batch and a direct finishing touch, this couplet is too good!"
"This show is good tonight, Bai Feng has a knife hidden in his words, obviously trying to kill this Professor Gao......"
"First graders ...... Obviously, Professor Gao's level is not as good as that of first-grade elementary school students, you see, Professor Gao's face has changed color, and he is snow-white ......."
"Oops, I'm blue again, and my tendons are bulging......"
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On the stage, Bai Feng finished answering and did not ask a rhetorical question, of course, Gao Pan would not give her a chance, and the second question came again......
"Hehe, Ms. Bai is really a talented girl, I still have a couplet here, and I need Ms. Bai to make a couplet......"
"Please!"
"My uplink is...... Hehe, let me remind you, this upper link is called the palindrome of literary circles, and it can be read from the left and right, please give a ...... to the lower link."
Bai Feng pursed his lips and chuckled, and whispered.
"Hehe, Professor Gao, haven't you reviewed your homework before doing the show? This couplet was first written by me, hung in our hotel to solicit business, I wrote the couplet, naturally I know the next couplet, you listen, my next couplet is ......"
By the way, there are many lower couplets in this couplet, I will read them to you, you can use which one you like......
"Fragrant mountain red leaves, deciduous leaves, red mountain fragrance!"
"Zhongshan Freight Station transports goods in the mountains!"
"Shanxi Falling Moon Ridge Moon Falling West Mountain!"
"In front of the parking lot!"
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Bai Feng's mouth is like a machine gun, and he said a lot of downlinks with one mouth, and the people in the subtitle group are about to collapse, but the audience watching TV is in an uproar......
"Damn, this couplet was actually written by Bai Feng?
"It seems to be true, the information searched on the Internet is the first floor of the world, and it seems that the first appearance is when the first floor of the world opens, and it is hung out for the right ...... to guests."
"Then isn't Gao Pan throwing people away, taking other people's couplets and testing others?"
"I support Bai Feng, Gao Pan is too good to pretend to be b, the Mediterranean Sea on his head, and he also takes a fan to pretend to be ......"
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Gao Pan's face on the stage changed again, from white to green, from blue to red, and now it is almost purple, he just saw this couplet from the Internet, and he thought it was very interesting and wrote it down, and said that it was impossible for Bai Feng to be so coincidental Bai Feng also saw it on the Internet, after all, this couplet is still a little difficult.
If Bai Feng can't answer at that time, then he will be embarrassed, and all kinds of ridicule and ridicule will start to perform on the TV screen.
Who knew that Bai Feng not only knew the answer, but also returned to more than a dozen answers, the most disgusting thing, this question turned out to be Bai Feng's, this is really lifting a stone and shooting himself in the foot.
He coughed, smiled dryly, and could only compliment, and then began to ask again.
"This question is a superimposed couplet, and the upper link is a beautiful landscape everywhere!
Bai Feng glanced at the other party quite meaningfully, this couplet is not easy to match, there are pits in it, and it is very deep, especially Gao Pan also pretended to be kind and said that this is a overlapping couplet, which is obviously misleading, it can be seen that the ambition of the wolf is obvious!
However, Bai Feng was still not afraid, he just chuckled lightly and followed the words!
"My lower couplet is also a stacked couplet, so curious from time to time in rain or shine!"
Sure enough, when he heard Bai Feng coming out, Gao Pan's fox tail was revealed, smiling and waving his hand.
"Hehe, this time you are right or wrong, my upper link is the mountains and rivers everywhere Ming Xiuxiu, not only is it a superimposed couplet, but also a reverse couplet, you can also read it from the back as Xiuxiu is obviously everywhere in the water, mountains and mountains!"
Bai Feng said with a smile.
"Oh, such a coincidence, my next link can also be read in reverse, reading as: Qiqi is so good that it is always raining and raining!"
Gao Pan was stunned, and suddenly felt that today's game seemed to be under some pressure, and fine beads of sweat had begun to appear on his forehead......
Some unconfident openings.
"My uplink...... Or step on the lattice, you can cycle repeatedly, the water is bright, the mountains are beautiful, and the water and mountains are bright everywhere!"
Bai Feng smiled: "Ah, that's really too coincidental, my coupling is also stepping on the lattice, and it can also be cycled repeatedly, when it is sunny, when it rains, when it is strange, when it is rainy, when it ......is curious!
Poof, Gao Pan really wanted to squirt a mouthful of old blood on Bai Feng's triumphant face at this moment, and said in his heart, "Sister of you, can't you say that you won't?
As a result, before the old blood spurted out, Bai Feng smiled and made up for it again.
"Hehe, Professor Gao is really interesting, why do you always test me with what I wrote, this is a couplet I wrote for Xianyang Lake, and now it is hanging on the Wangjing Pavilion of Xianyang Lake.
Shanglian is literal, talking about the mountains and rivers of Xianyang Lake, which are bright and beautiful everywhere!
The lower link is "the water is shining and the sun is good, the mountains are empty and the rain is strange", the upper link is to say space, "everywhere", the lower link uses time to space, "all the time", the upper and lower links together say that the scenery of Xianyang Lake is beautiful no matter where and whenever it is! Professor, you are a local, and you have never been to Xianyang Lake.
Under the question, Gao Pan's face changed color again, purple turned blue, his eyes were red, he really wanted to slap the table and scold, MD come on, Wendou to Mao, come to martial arts, kill one is one!
However, after looking at Bai Feng's size, he gave up again, it is estimated that if he really wants to fight, he can't beat the other party himself.
The audience in front of the TV burst into laughter, especially these people in Qinxi Province.
"Hehe, Xianyang Lake Wangjing Pavilion does have this couplet, I took pictures in the pavilion last time......
"I've been there too, I can't imagine that this Gao Pan is so idiotic, isn't he also a local?"
"Hey, I guess, this is the effect deliberately created by the show, maybe it's all arranged!"
"Probably not, I heard that Bai Feng and Gao Pan are fighting each other on Weibo, and fans on both sides are spraying!"
"Really, it's fake, hurry up and see the excitement!"
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