Chapter 456: Dou Yinglian
Holding down his blood pressure, Gao Pan asked another question and said with a cruel smile.
"This is a riddle link, and the upper link is a mouthful of water that can swallow two springs, three rivers, four seas and five lakes!"
The difficulty of this problem can be completely doubled, if you want to get it right, you have to guess the puzzle of this question first, and then according to the puzzle to come out of the next link, and the next link also has to be a riddle, and the answer has to be consistent with the upper link!
The most terrible thing is that the level and battle of the upper and lower links have to be echoed and requested!
With a few conditions, that's basically the same as no solution!
But since there is an upper link, there is definitely a lower link, Bai Feng never believed in the dead link, Goldbach guessed that it has been more than two hundred years and has been uncovered the tip of the iceberg, can a few words of couplets still be more than a billion talented and beautiful women in China? Just kidding!
Laugh right away!
"Dare to enter the doors of thousands of people in ten directions! I will tell you all the mysteries by the way, it is a hot water bottle!"
Gao Pan gritted his teeth......
"Parrots can talk like phoenixes!"
"Hehe, I talked about this couplet when I was lecturing at Peking University, oh, the next couplet is a spider, although it is not as clever as a silkworm!"
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"The moon under the water is the moon in the sky!"
"Oh, the person in the eye is the person in front of you! Professor Gao is confessing to me? I don't like greasy men in the Mediterranean......"
Gao Pan vomited blood.
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"One year old, two springs and two Augusts, two springs and autumns in the world!"
"This couplet is what I told the fifth professor, oops, sixty sixtieth Jiajia will be on Sunday, and the world will meet Jiazi again!"
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"Five hundred miles of Dianchi Lake, rushing to the bottom of the eye. Look: the east is a sacred horse, the west is a lingyi, the north is a snake, and the south is a vegetarian. Masters of rhyme, why not choose to win, go to Xieyu Luozhou, comb and wrap the wind and fog sideburns, and even more reeds, dotted with some green feathers and danxia. Don't let it down: fragrant rice all around, thousands of acres of clear sand, nine summer hibiscus, three spring willows. This is the world's first long link, I don't believe you can come up!"
Gao Pan sneered, and Bai Feng also smiled.
"Hehe, this was originally a couplet I wrote in it, I don't know who uploaded it to the Internet, and I copied it than you, my upper link naturally has my lower link! Listen, don't be surprised!"
"Thousands of years of the past, into my heart. Who is there to put the wine in the void, sigh and roll the hero? Think: Han Xilou boat, Tang Biao iron pillar, Song waving jade axe, Yuan cross leather bag. Great martyrdom, painstakingly moving mountains, all the bead curtains to paint the building, roll up to the twilight rain towards the clouds, then break the monument, all pay with the smoke to shine. Only win: a few sparse bells, half a river fishing fire, two lines of autumn geese, a pillow of frost. ”
Gao Pan knelt down directly, everyone cried, and said in his heart Nima, everything was written by you, this is better than an egg, after watching the show time, he gritted his teeth and wanted to find a crack in the ground on the spot.
From overlapping couplets, palindrome couplets to riddle couplets, anti-couplets, from short couplets to long couplets, none of them stumped each other, and this time they were all ruthlessly ridiculed by the other party, which is simply unbearable......
Take out the lore right now!
"Watching the plum blossoms and clearing the snow alone!"
"Look at the mountains and dance the streams. ”
After listening to Bai Feng's answer, Gao Pan laughed.
"Hehe, you're right or wrong this time, do you think my uplink is simple?"
"Could it be...... Isn't it?"
Gao Pan saw Bai Feng's cute expression and really wanted to punch him, the corners of his mouth tugged, and he sneered.
"It's not difficult, you will know right away, my upper link is to watch the plum blossoms and sweep the snow!
Bai Feng pursed his lips and chuckled.
"Oh, that's too coincidental, so is my next link, listen, look at the mountains and dance streams! Isn't it exactly 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7?"
Gao Pan was stunned for a moment, read it several times in his mouth, and his face changed color again, completely becoming the color of pork liver......
At this time, the audience who watched it was all stupid......
"I'm Cao, I'm too strong, God, please take my knees......"
"Seven numbers to seven syllables, absolutely absolute! Haha, I unintentionally said an uplink, absolutely absolutely?
"Bai Feng is my idol, a real talented girl!
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Seeing that Gao Pan stopped talking, Bai Feng smiled.
"Hehe, Professor Gao has asked me so much, I have a relationship, can I ask Professor Gao one? It's very simple, it's also a pair at the first grade level of primary school, Professor Gao is so powerful, it should be easy to answer......"
This is a set, how can Gao Pan not know, how high he is held, how bad he will fall, but it is true that he asked Bai Feng a lot of questions, so he could only wipe his sweat and nod, showing an ugly smile.
"Hehe, yes, you can ask ...... casually"
Bai Feng smiled and nodded.
"My uplink is: a lonely boat, sitting on two or three saukers, using four oars and five sails, passing through six beaches and seven bays, going through eight ups and downs, but it is a pity that it is very late, and it turns a thousand times, and it is helpless!"
knew that he was going to suffer, but he didn't know that he was going to suffer like this, Gao Pan was holding his fingers at the moment, and he couldn't count it......
As soon as this couplet came out, he had only one thought at the moment, and that was that this damn show of TMD was over in a few minutes......
This is absolutely absolute, the original pair is 'a lonely boat, sat on two or three sausters, enabled four oars and five sails, passed through six beaches and seven bays, experienced eight ups and downs, but it was very late. But just in case, it was directly changed by Bai Feng.
After adding hundreds of turns and thousands of times, all kinds of helplessness, not only the artistic conception is fuller, but also the problem of the whole couplet is multiplied geometrically...... Not only from one to ten, but also millions of ......
Especially the two sentences added at the end, if you want to get it right, you have to start from thousands of thousands to the top, and you have to fight neatly, which is simply impossible......
Bai Feng pinched the time, saw that Gao Pan was still in a daze, and reminded him.
"Hehe, Professor Gao, time is of the essence, if you can't answer, forget it, don't let the audience look at you in a daze......"
Gao Pan's old blood has soared again, the more nervous people are, the more afraid they are of urging, the more they are urged, the more nervous they are, the smaller their brains are, Gao Pan is laughing and not knowing how to answer, and the director has already notified the end of the advertising in the headset.
Gao Pan coughed awkwardly and smiled ugly again.
"Hehe, audience friends, because of the time of the show, what about this couplet, let's leave it to the audience and friends to discuss it for the time being, and we will continue to talk about it in the next issue!"
Gao Pan breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, fortunately it was over, otherwise this step would really not be able to go down.
After the program team shouted, the recording ended, and Bai Feng went up with a smile and shook hands with Gao Pan.
"Hehe, Professor Gao, it's really hard for you......"
Gao Pan's face changed color again, the word hard work, coupled with Bai Feng's expression that seemed to be smiling but not smiling, no matter how you look at it, it looks like a mockery on her face!
After Bai Feng finished speaking, she left the TV station with a smile, she was happy, Gao Pan's life was sad, and before she got off the stage, she was pulled to the office by Jia Kanghe to lecture.
"How did you do it? Ah? The professor of the Normal University, the couplet is no better than a girl? Aren't you the Taishan Beidou known as the couplet? That's the level?"
"Director Kanghe, don't worry, I'm ...... I'll go back and study it carefully, this is the first round, and the back is not better than the couplet, I am better than others, don't worry, I will definitely find the venue......"
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