"At that time, there was no such thing as family planning, and it was forbidden to give birth, because at that time, there were only those who came, and those who did not go, and the earth could not flourish, and at that time, the shortest floor also had 20,000 floors, and the dog went downstairs for a while, and had to take the elevator for a month, and there were 100,000 households in one ladder, and the layers stopped!"

Tang Lin's tone was very exaggerated, but his face was different from the audience's happiness, he was still dumbfounded, and then his tone was compared with the expression on his face, which brought a stronger smile to the audience.

"So, don't think that immortality is a good thing, the two of them have been talking for tens of thousands of years, and that little bit has been whispered dozens of trillions of times, and the people who say it and the people who listen to it are so tired that they can't do it, and they are not allowed to have children, what are the two of them doing at home? Said to find another one after divorce, or the same prohibition of childbirth, no newcomers, acquaintances around me have been looking for two rounds, there is really no way, so, ah, I went to the hospital to beg the doctor, you killed me, I am really tired, the doctor was very embarrassed after listening to it, and said, oops, after killing you, your cells are super regenerated, and after a while, they will come alive again, I can't do anything, you look at Chinese medicine. ”

Tang Lin said this, this paragraph is actually a joke for the people of Xiaozi Town, that is, when it is a joke, and for the audience in the live broadcast room, it is almost a joke, but in Tang Lin's conception, the whole work is actually a contrast between the past and the future and the present, and then a different appearance is drawn.

Of course, Tang Lin hasn't finished talking yet, so he's still continuing:" When I went to the Chinese medicine hospital, there were too many people who were tired of living, and now I had to wait until 250 years to be able to get on the number, but I couldn't wait that long, so I bought a high-priced number from a number dealer, and then gave the Chinese medicine a pulse, and the Chinese medicine doctor said that you are not sick, and then the answer is, I am not sick, I am here to find death, I have lived too long, and I am a little tired of living, and the old Chinese medicine doctor listened to it, and nodded, oh, then I will prescribe you two boxes of stretching legs and staring pills, this is self-financed medicine. ”

After the old Chinese medicine doctor said this, he was happy when he heard it, it's okay, it's okay, as long as you can die after eating, it's worth it how much money you spend, and then the old Chinese medicine doctor said, you eat first, if you can eat death, don't be happy, in case the two boxes are finished, and you haven't swallowed your breath, don't blame me, the patient listened, and bowed to the old Chinese medicine doctor, really ate to death, hold and send you a pennant, but ah, came out of the hospital, I pondered for a while, this medicine must not work, if this can eat the dead, this old Chinese medicine can still live until now, and he has already eaten himself to death, so ah, people at that time, everyone lived discouraged, only my Tang Lin fans, and the goal of living, everyone firmly believes that as long as they are immortal, they can wait for the day when Tang Lin will become famous in the world," Tang Lin boasted a little brazenly, and set himself a very high goal to become famous in the world, which is not an ordinary difficulty.

"But ah, immortality is just a dream of our human beings, life is short, coming and going in a hurry, happy is a lifetime, sad face is also a lifetime, there is nothing to do, you can watch Tang Lin's show, a lot of fun and happy content, right, and then happy for a lifetime," After finishing speaking, Tang Lin bowed to the audience, indicating that her show was over, and at this time, Tang Lin also recovered from a dull face to a smiling face.

After the applause and shouts from the audience ended, Tang Lin took the microphone again and said: "Thank you, I just tried a stand-up talk show, there is actually no content in it, just a little joke that came up with nonsense, say it and give everyone a happy time, see that everyone can listen to it so happily, then I also feel very happy, thank you." ”

"At that time, there was no such thing as family planning, and it was forbidden to give birth, because at that time, there were only those who came, and those who did not go, and the earth could not flourish, and at that time, the shortest floor also had 20,000 floors, and the dog went downstairs for a while, and had to take the elevator for a month, and there were 100,000 households in one ladder, and the layers stopped!"

Tang Lin's tone was very exaggerated, but his face was different from the audience's happiness, he was still dumbfounded, and then his tone was compared with the expression on his face, which brought a stronger smile to the audience.

"So, don't think that immortality is a good thing, the two of them have been talking for tens of thousands of years, and that little bit has been whispered dozens of trillions of times, and the people who say it and the people who listen to it are so tired that they can't do it, and they are not allowed to have children, what are the two of them doing at home? Said to find another one after divorce, or the same prohibition of childbirth, no newcomers, acquaintances around me have been looking for two rounds, there is really no way, so, ah, I went to the hospital to beg the doctor, you killed me, I am really tired, the doctor was very embarrassed after listening to it, and said, oops, after killing you, your cells are super regenerated, and after a while, they will come alive again, I can't do anything, you look at Chinese medicine. ”

Tang Lin said this, this paragraph is actually a joke for the people of Xiaozi Town, that is, when it is a joke, and for the audience in the live broadcast room, it is almost a joke, but in Tang Lin's conception, the whole work is actually a contrast between the past and the future and the present, and then a different appearance is drawn.

Of course, Tang Lin hasn't finished talking yet, so he's still continuing:" When I went to the Chinese medicine hospital, there were too many people who were tired of living, and now I had to wait until 250 years to be able to get on the number, but I couldn't wait that long, so I bought a high-priced number from a number dealer, and then gave the Chinese medicine a pulse, and the Chinese medicine doctor said that you are not sick, and then the answer is, I am not sick, I am here to find death, I have lived too long, and I am a little tired of living, and the old Chinese medicine doctor listened to it, and nodded, oh, then I will prescribe you two boxes of stretching legs and staring pills, this is self-financed medicine. ”

After the old Chinese medicine doctor said this, he was happy when he heard it, it's okay, it's okay, as long as you can die after eating, it's worth it how much money you spend, and then the old Chinese medicine doctor said, you eat first, if you can eat death, don't be happy, in case the two boxes are finished, and you haven't swallowed your breath, don't blame me, the patient listened, and bowed to the old Chinese medicine doctor, really ate to death, hold and send you a pennant, but ah, came out of the hospital, I pondered for a while, this medicine must not work, if this can eat the dead, this old Chinese medicine can still live until now, and he has already eaten himself to death, so ah, people at that time, everyone lived discouraged, only my Tang Lin fans, and the goal of living, everyone firmly believes that as long as they are immortal, they can wait for the day when Tang Lin will become famous in the world," Tang Lin boasted a little brazenly, and set himself a very high goal to become famous in the world, which is not an ordinary difficulty.

"But ah, immortality is just a dream of our human beings, life is short, coming and going in a hurry, happy is a lifetime, sad face is also a lifetime, there is nothing to do, you can watch Tang Lin's show, a lot of fun and happy content, right, and then happy for a lifetime," After finishing speaking, Tang Lin bowed to the audience, indicating that her show was over, and at this time, Tang Lin also recovered from a dull face to a smiling face.

After the applause and shouts from the audience ended, Tang Lin took the microphone again and said: "Thank you, I just tried a stand-up talk show, there is actually no content in it, just a little joke that came up with nonsense, say it and give everyone a happy time, see that everyone can listen to it so happily, then I also feel very happy, thank you." ”

"At that time, there was no such thing as family planning, and it was forbidden to give birth, because at that time, there were only those who came, and those who did not go, and the earth could not flourish, and at that time, the shortest floor also had 20,000 floors, and the dog went downstairs for a while, and had to take the elevator for a month, and there were 100,000 households in one ladder, and the layers stopped!"

Tang Lin's tone was very exaggerated, but his face was different from the audience's happiness, he was still dumbfounded, and then his tone was compared with the expression on his face, which brought a stronger smile to the audience.

"So, don't think that immortality is a good thing, the two of them have been talking for tens of thousands of years, and that little bit has been whispered dozens of trillions of times, and the people who say it and the people who listen to it are so tired that they can't do it, and they are not allowed to have children, what are the two of them doing at home? Said to find another one after divorce, or the same prohibition of childbirth, no newcomers, acquaintances around me have been looking for two rounds, there is really no way, so, ah, I went to the hospital to beg the doctor, you killed me, I am really tired, the doctor was very embarrassed after listening to it, and said, oops, after killing you, your cells are super regenerated, and after a while, they will come alive again, I can't do anything, you look at Chinese medicine. ”

Tang Lin said this, this paragraph is actually a joke for the people of Xiaozi Town, that is, when it is a joke, and for the audience in the live broadcast room, it is almost a joke, but in Tang Lin's conception, the whole work is actually a contrast between the past and the future and the present, and then a different appearance is drawn.

Of course, Tang Lin hasn't finished talking yet, so he's still continuing:" When I went to the Chinese medicine hospital, there were too many people who were tired of living, and now I had to wait until 250 years to be able to get on the number, but I couldn't wait that long, so I bought a high-priced number from a number dealer, and then gave the Chinese medicine a pulse, and the Chinese medicine doctor said that you are not sick, and then the answer is, I am not sick, I am here to find death, I have lived too long, and I am a little tired of living, and the old Chinese medicine doctor listened to it, and nodded, oh, then I will prescribe you two boxes of stretching legs and staring pills, this is self-financed medicine. ”

After the old Chinese medicine doctor said this, he was happy when he heard it, it's okay, it's okay, as long as you can die after eating, it's worth it how much money you spend, and then the old Chinese medicine doctor said, you eat first, if you can eat death, don't be happy, in case the two boxes are finished, and you haven't swallowed your breath, don't blame me, the patient listened, and bowed to the old Chinese medicine doctor, really ate to death, hold and send you a pennant, but ah, came out of the hospital, I pondered for a while, this medicine must not work, if this can eat the dead, this old Chinese medicine can still live until now, and he has already eaten himself to death, so ah, people at that time, everyone lived discouraged, only my Tang Lin fans, and the goal of living, everyone firmly believes that as long as they are immortal, they can wait for the day when Tang Lin will become famous in the world," Tang Lin boasted a little brazenly, and set himself a very high goal to become famous in the world, which is not an ordinary difficulty.

"But ah, immortality is just a dream of our human beings, life is short, coming and going in a hurry, happy is a lifetime, sad face is also a lifetime, there is nothing to do, you can watch Tang Lin's show, a lot of fun and happy content, right, and then happy for a lifetime," After finishing speaking, Tang Lin bowed to the audience, indicating that her show was over, and at this time, Tang Lin also recovered from a dull face to a smiling face.

After the applause and shouts from the audience ended, Tang Lin took the microphone again and said: "Thank you, I just tried a stand-up talk show, there is actually no content in it, just a little joke that came up with nonsense, say it and give everyone a happy time, see that everyone can listen to it so happily, then I also feel very happy, thank you." ”

But ah, when I came out of the hospital, I pondered for a while, this medicine must not work, if this can eat the dead, this old Chinese medicine doctor can still live until now, and he has already eaten himself to death, so ah, the people at that time, everyone lived discouraged, only my Tang Lin fans, and the goal of living, everyone firmly believes that as long as they live forever, they can wait for the day when Tang Lin becomes famous in the world," Tang Lin boasted a little brazenly, setting himself a very high goal and becoming famous in the world, which was not an ordinary difficulty.

"But ah, immortality is just a dream of our human beings, life is short, coming and going in a hurry, happy is a lifetime, sad face is also a lifetime, there is nothing to do, you can watch Tang Lin's show, a lot of fun and happy content, right, and then happy for a lifetime," After finishing speaking, Tang Lin bowed to the audience, indicating that her show was over, and at this time, Tang Lin also recovered from a dull face to a smiling face.

After the applause and shouts from the audience ended, Tang Lin took the microphone again and said: "Thank you, I just tried a stand-up talk show, there is actually no content in it, just a little joke that came up with nonsense, say it and give everyone a happy time, see that everyone can listen to it so happily, then I also feel very happy, thank you." ”