Chapter 241: Yesterday Is Not the Same as Today
"So, I usually say that you people are all very smart, but when you encounter some simple problems, you like to think in complex directions, and now the problem we are facing is that there are too many barrages in Xiao Tang's live broadcast room, right?" Huang Liangkai looked at Lao Zhang a little helplessly, and slowly asked Lao Zhang.
"That's right, and now we've used all the spare servers, it's still not enough," Lao Zhang said to Huang Liangkai with an anxious look on his face, like ants on a hot pot.
"You still haven't understood a point, and now the problem we are facing is that there are too many barrages, so what if we can reduce the number of these barrages a little?
"Ah, can it be like this?" Lao Zhang obviously hadn't thought of such a simple method, and after being stunned for a moment, he quickly said, "But it's feasible to think of this method." β
"What is called is also feasible, obviously it is really feasible Okay, you use a super tube number to go up, increase the barrage restriction on Xiao Tang's live broadcast room by a few levels, set the speech limit a little higher, and then take advantage of this time to get a spare server, temporarily add some servers, so that you can deal with it slowly, and it will be soon," Huang Liangkai said to Lao Zhang with a smile.
"Oh, yes, why didn't I get to this way first?" Lao Zhang said with annoyance, but soon changed like a person, and said to Huang Liangkai excitedly, "Mr. Huang, I'll go and get this thing done first, otherwise I'm worried that the server will really collapse after a while." β
After Lao Zhang finished speaking, he didn't wait for Huang Liangkai to say anything, so he hurriedly ran over and said something to the people who were still busy over there.
When Huang Liangkai saw this situation, he naturally didn't force his boss to behave, he still sat in his original position, just watching the live broadcast in full swing.
Besides, in the live broadcast room, on the white-brushed barrage page, a very eye-catching notice suddenly popped up in red and bold: "Super administrator: Dear viewers, due to the current number of barrages released by Tanglin live broadcast room more than 50 million times per second, due to the poor consideration of the platform, the server is close to full load, in order to reduce the pressure, the speech limit in Tanglin's live broadcast room is temporarily increased to gold-level fans, please forgive me for the inconvenience!" At present, the platform has been rushing to load more spare servers, and after the data is stable, the speaking limit will be reopened, thank you!"
"Super Administrator: Dear viewers, due to the current number of barrages released per second in the Tanglin live broadcast room exceeds 50 million, due to the poor consideration of the platform, the server is close to full load, in order to reduce the pressure, the speech limit in the Tanglin live broadcast room has been temporarily increased to gold-level fans, please forgive me for the inconvenience! At present, the platform has been urgently loading more standby servers, and after the data is stable, the speech limit will be reopened, thank you!"
"Super Administrator: Dear viewers, due to the current number of barrages released per second in the Tanglin live broadcast room exceeds 50 million, due to the poor consideration of the platform, the server is close to full load, in order to reduce the pressure, the speech limit in the Tanglin live broadcast room has been temporarily increased to gold-level fans, please forgive me for the inconvenience! At present, the platform has been urgently loading more standby servers, and after the data is stable, the speech limit will be reopened, thank you!"
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is just such a notice, whether it is someone who has not blocked the barrage, such as Huang Liangkai who has opened a page to watch, or the kind of audience who has blocked the barrage, such as people who only want to see Tang Lin's live broadcast content on only one screen, they are clearly attracted by this barrage of super administrators who have been played several times in a row.
It was at this time that many viewers suddenly discovered that he no longer had the authority to speak, and when they thought of this barrage that swiped the screen, they quickly understood what it meant.
For this situation, there must be dissatisfied people, but it does not occupy much weight, and even if there is dissatisfaction, it is also dissatisfaction with the fast live broadcast platform, after all, this matter has nothing to do with Tang Lin.
Therefore, the fluctuations caused by this situation actually did not affect Tang Lin himself, and even if he did, the current Tang Lin still didn't know, because he was still working the stage to continue his performance.
"Speaking of which, I have a relationship with animals, why do you say that? Actually, when I was born, I was given birth by a veterinarian," Tang Lin suddenly changed the topic from the primitive society, and the townspeople below were stunned for a moment when they heard this, but soon laughed, of course, they also knew that this must be made up, but it did not prevent them from laughing heartily after hearing it.
"Don't be happy, because of that year, the traffic is not convenient, our home, away from the hospital, far away, when my mother was pregnant with me, October pregnancy, seeing that she was about to give birth, my dad was in a hurry, and then transferred into the veterinary station at the door, at that time, the veterinarian station was a fat aunt, this fat aunt was delivering a donkey, my dad ran to the fat aunt at that time, took her hand and said, go up to my house to see, my daughter-in-law is going to give birth, the fat aunt listened, just stood with my dad face to face, stared at my dad for more than a minute, and then asked my dad to say, what did you marryοΌβ
When Tang Lin said these words, he also changed the expressions of two different characters to perform, and he still looked vivid, and when he heard some jokes that were so self-destructive, the townspeople below were also happy, and they forgot to eat the food that had just been served for a while.
Not to mention in the live broadcast room, because the speech level has been raised, although there are fewer barrages in the live broadcast room, the speed of swiping gifts has suddenly increased.
"People, are you okay with delivering babies?" Tang Lin's expression became a little anxious and said, after speaking, he quickly returned to that kind of dumb expression, and then gestured with one hand, "When I arrived at our house, after a while of being busy, I was finally delivered, and then the great god, holding me in both hands, walked up to my father and said, "Big brother, give you good news, male." β
After Tang Lin said this, he stopped, and then pretended to be helpless, and waited until the laughter, cheers, and applause below were a little smaller, and then he said, "It's still livestock!" Later, after the fat aunt picked me up, she returned to this veterinary station, and then looked at the little donkey, which was not born and suffocated, so later, my dad often said, my life, it was the donkey's life that was exchanged, so now someone wants to ask me about my attributes, I said that I belong to a donkey, and after I know this, I never eat donkey meat hot pot or anything like that, what donkey skin ejiao, donkey rolling, donkey donkey, don't eat, because, ah, we people, we have to know how to be grateful, right?"
Tang Lin said, paused again, this paragraph, in fact, he also wanted to pave the way for gratitude, although he didn't plan to say that the people of Xiaozi Town should learn to be grateful to him, but, maybe he said that in the heart of this paragraph, in fact, he also considered saying that the people of Xiaozi Town should be grateful to him, but he didn't dig it out deeply, he didn't want to even think of himself as bad.
"And then, I want to say, also, the social atmosphere when we were children is different from now, and now outside, if there is an old man such as my husband, Grandma and the like fell down on the street, and most people didn't dare to go over to help, why, because once this was helped, they might immediately face a pair of powerful hands to grab you, shouting, hit people, hit people, lose money, lose money, etc., when we were children, on June 1st, the old ladies on the street were not enough, because the teachers called on us to do good deeds, these children, and there is no good idea, just know to care for the old grandfather and grandmother to cross the road, as long as the old grandfather and grandmother to the side of the road, a group of children will be dragged to the side of the road, at that time the old grandfather and grandmother small feet, It took a lot of effort to walk back, and a bunch of children came back again, and the old grandfather and grandmother must not be happy, so he didn't go, and lay there, but immediately, the two children came directly to a leg, and carried it over, just like that, the old lady saw that the door of the house was in front of her, but she couldn't go back for a day, and she could only look at the door with tears in her eyes, speechless and choked. β
The purpose of saying this passage, in addition to Tang Lin wanting to satirize the porcelain outside, another is to say that he is satirizing the situation of doing good things with good intentions, but in fact doing bad things.
This situation is like the townspeople of Xiaozi Town blocking the change of Xiaozi Town, but whether the townspeople of Xiaozi Town can hear the truth or not, Tang Lin is not very clear, he hopes that someone can understand it, and then slowly bring out his purpose, so that the people here can slowly understand a kind of purpose here.
However, regardless of whether the people below could understand it or not, there was definitely no shortage of laughter, and the townspeople in the audience naturally continued to laugh after hearing Tang Lin's words.
"That's it, more than ten years have passed in a flash, I'm a person, I'm slowly getting old, you see, my figure, I'm really getting old," Tang Lin sat in a stiff motion, turned his back and hammered his back, then stood up straight again, and continued, "So, I went to find a 'Shou Yi Station', the full name is' After the doctor diagnosed me, he looked at the diagnosis sheet I got, and then kept saying, it's over, it's over, it's over, my legs are suddenly weak, my girlfriend is still brand new, and the house is still ninety percent new, which is about to belong to someone else, I'm so lost, at this time, the doctor is still looking at my test sheet and chattering, it's over, it's over, I can't see anything without glasses!"
Tang Lin said, rubbing his eyes, as if he really couldn't see anything, and then put it down, and said: "Do you say that this industry can catch its breath? Then, ah, the doctor looked at my case again, and he said, ah, my disease is already very serious, he can't see it, he has to hang up the expert number, and then, the next day, I got up early, spent two hundred oceans, ran to the hospital to hang up a specialist number, and after entering, I pushed the door to see that it was still the doctor yesterday." β
There was another burst of laughter under the stage, and the laughter began to rise and fall with each other, and it seemed that they couldn't stop at all.
Tang Lin soon continued: "Then I said to the doctor like this, you have made progress fast enough, and you will become an expert in one night, and then the doctor said, I am an expert, and I was on duty for others yesterday." Then I said, "How good it was that you showed me yesterday, why do you want me to hang up another expert number?" You have a 200 yuan disease, you saw a 15 yuan number yesterday, and yesterday you showed it, and the hospital lost 185, and then he took my test sheet and looked at it, pushed his glasses, and told me, "Nothing, go home." I was amazed and asked, "Didn't you say I was serious yesterday?" Do you know what he said?"
Tang Lin said and left a question mark, then stopped, waiting for the response below, but there are naturally not too many people who can respond to Tang Lin, and without a microphone, even if he shouts it with all his strength, it will not be too loud.
After a while, Tang Lin continued: "Yesterday the doctor said it was very serious, but today the expert said it was fine. I don't know who to listen to, but ah, love is what to do, no wonder, that Shou Yi station, private, was seized in a few days. β
"But, I also read such a statement on the Internet, saying that in the future, wait until we are heavy...... The generation of great-grandchildren, medical technology is highly developed, at that time, people, can go to the prevention station to get a preventive shot, so that not only will not get sick, but also be able to live forever, and when this preventive injection, we can use our medical insurance card, but at that time we can not be fully reimbursed, only able to pay 75% of it, and ah, at that time, the medical insurance card did not have such a thing as endowment insurance, but there is a you, after living to 20,000 years old, you need to pay a waste of earth resource taxγ β
Tang Lin just said this, with a serious appearance, the head of the story was the truth, and the people below were also laughing happily when they heard it, this kind of nonsense was still relatively relaxed and pleasant, but the people in Tang Lin's live broadcast room could hear some different flavors from here.