Chapter 496: Human Words and Beast Language

Zhang Dadao, a person who is used to being shameless, will feel that even a moment of embarrassment can be regarded as a discovery of conscience. Sure enough, in the next instant, a new reason was found. Zhang Shengyan was speechless when he heard it, Zhang Dadao can still be said to be a profession after watching "Liezi", and he has even learned "The True Story of Ah Q", so he still wants to change jobs and become a soldier?

However, the guide gave everyone the steps down at this time, and said: "The donkey is also very good, the place we went to is very deep, and I also had the opportunity to collect medicine when I was young." The road is dangerous, and the horses may not be passable!"

The guide would say that it was to give Zhang Dadao face, and in any case, he and Zhang Dadao could be regarded as having an agreement! With so many local goods in the mountains, they all had to point to Zhang Dadao for underwriting, and he had to give Zhang Dadao a little face. The guide thought very well, and felt that he could use this favor to turn back and ask for more benefits, such as reducing commissions or raising the price of goods.

But he never expected that Zhang Dadao would also have to accept his affection! If he was so reasonable, why would he run outside and stay honestly in the Seventh Courtyard! As soon as the guide spoke, Zhang Shengyan was about to nod and decide, Zhang Dadao rolled his eyes and said: "What are you talking about? What is the matter with you? Poor Dao uses you to pull out the creation! If you say so, I don't want it anymore, you give me a grass and mud horse! Poor Dao wants grass and mud horses. ”

The guide's face was red, Zhang Dadao's words sounded like scolding, this old man couldn't even use a computer, how did he know that this alpaca had such a vulgar nickname. At that time, the whole person was a little trembling with anger, people in their 50s were scolded by you who was less than 20 cubs! Uncle the guide was also a brother in the robe back then, if he had changed the heart of killing Zhang Dadao in the early years.

Zhang Shengyan is a smart person, and immediately saw the problem, and hurriedly stepped forward to grab the guide. After explaining to him, he glared at Zhang Dao again: "You have been here! Where can I find you an alpaca in this place! That thing can't survive here! This donkey, this uncle is here!"

"Whew~" The guide breathed a sigh of relief. While giving Zhang Dadao a look, it means to let him bargain. Zhang Dadao didn't see it at all, he was seriously communicating with the donkey! A person and a donkey, where is Zhang Dadao on the side of the donkey, "ah~ah~ah~" learning donkey barking, the donkey seems to be mentally abnormal, Zhang Dadao shouted and shouted, as if he was chatting with two guys of different species.

Most of the animals in this world were cute when they were young. The only exception is the donkey, which is very annoying regardless of size. It's a very annoying sound!

Annoyance is on the one hand, and this scene is strange on the other hand, Da Liu and Xiao Liang, who have not been involved, frowned. looked at Zhang Dadao with strange eyes. Yang Rui couldn't help but ask his nemesis Zhang Shengyan: "What's the situation? Isn't this guy really good at meeting animals and proficient in beast language, right?

Zhang Shengyan is also in a dilemma, I don't know if Zhang Dadao is really capable or is messing around again. It can be seen that Zhang Dadao has no intention of stopping. He couldn't hold back the nasty voice. Only then did he frown and pull Zhang Dadao forward: "Hey, master, what's your situation? What is this talking about with it?"

"What are you talking about? I can understand the words of animals so well!" Zhang Dadao looked at Zhang Shengyan with an idiot look: "You won't have paranoia, will you?

Zhang Shengyan only felt that his anger was "rubbing" on the Internet! If he was playing a game, he would be able to kill him at this time! The green tendons on his head jumped and shouted: "You don't understand that you are screaming and calling a fart! You belong to a donkey, can you be noisy!"

Zhang Dadao dug out his ears and said indifferently: "If it shouts, I'll shout! Look at whom, I'm the winner of the first place in the Seventh Academy Staring Competition for three consecutive years! Poor Dao has the most stamina!"

Zhang Shengyan took a deep breath and wrote it down, knowing that Zhang Dadao was starting to make trouble again, he shook his head and shouted that the others had entered the house, and they didn't care if they threw Zhang Dadao down. The guide came over at this time and urged Zhang Dadao to negotiate the price. Zhang Dadao happily touched the donkey's ears, and the donkey seemed to be not afraid of people. shook his head at Zhang Dadao and looked hot.

Seeing this, the second fool nodded and said, "Heavenly Master, this donkey is really destined for you! Otherwise, let's take him back to raise him? You will ride this when you go out in the future!" The second fool Bai Er remembered Zhang Dadao's intolerance to transportation! Although Zhang Dadao has no problem taking a vehicle, he will definitely have an accident if he is allowed to drive. It doesn't matter what kind of car it is, even the kind of three-wheeled Zhang Dadao that children ride has no tricks, and it doesn't take more than three meters to go up. You don't even know how he did it, and he can even knock down the stable center of gravity of the three-point support.

Bai Er's fool looked at the donkey's eyes quite hot, Zhang Dadao had reason to believe that this guy had taken a fancy to the donkey's flesh. Since Pang Zuodao joined, Zhang Dadao has not been able to walk the dog with Bai Er's fool! A large part of the reason here is that he is worried that when the dog walks back, Xiao Zhuanfeng and Bai Er's fool will become one.

Shaking his head, Zhang Dadao decisively refused: "No, there is no place to raise it! And what should I do if Xiao Zhuanfeng fights with him? Besides, are you sick or am I sick when you ride this in the city? Do you know that large pets are not allowed in the urban area?"

At this time, the actor calmly said on the side: "This is not a pet, we are a means of transportation!"

"Well, then you give me a card! If you can play a card, I'll get it back!" Zhang Dadao said a word, blocking all the ways. Bai Er sighed regretfully, frowned and began to ponder how to eat the donkey during this treasure hunt.

The actor also touched his chin and considered how to interact with the donkey. As long as there are animals in movies these years, there will be no shortage of animal scenes, but in the same way, the animal scenes have always been the most difficult to film.

Time passed quickly, and after a while, it was slowly getting dark, and everyone had eaten dinner, and there was no special reason and no entertainment in this poor and remote place. In addition, most of the people went to rest early in the morning, and Zhang Dadao also returned to his assigned room, leaning against the windowsill to look at the stars in the sky that were clearer than in the city. The air and lights in the mountains and fields are good, and the stars seem to be closer and more peaceful.

The only bad thing is that the temperature is also exceptionally low. Zhang Dadao slowly felt that he was getting more and more sleepy, so he went back to the window, and before falling asleep, he repeatedly saw that there was a big star in the starry sky. (To be continued.) )