"I said expert, you don't even know what a donkey is and what a horse is, right? What is the difference between you and a horse?" Zhang Shengyan laughed with a smile on his face, and the others couldn't help but smile at the corners of their mouths, Zhang Dadao was really unreliable, and the sudden cry of the donkey was also a slap in the face.

Zhang Dadao was not embarrassed at all, and said confidently: "What do you know? Don't care about the details, poor Dao This is Jiufang Gao Xiangma know it! The details are not important, the important thing is that this horse is very qualified!" Zhang Dadao patted the donkey next to him, but his mouth still did not change.

The others were a little stunned, only Zhang Shengyan knew what was going on with this Jiufang Gao Soma, and wondered: "Hell, you don't know who Li Bing is, but you know Jiufang Gao." Don't you use the allusion correctly! You just deliberately pretended to be stupid, right?"

Zhang Dadao looked dazed, and said, "What are you pretending to be stupid? Li Bingbing's brother's business?"

Zhang Shengyan thought depressedly for a while before nodding and saying, "By the way, you are a Taoist priest! This Jiufang Gao Soma is a matter in "Liezi", have you seen "Liezi"?"

Zhang Dadao nodded again and again: "That's a must, Lie Yukou! Acquaintance!" That look is like talking about Lao Wang next door and Lao Li downstairs, which seems very casual.

Yang Rui listened to the more these two guys said that he couldn't understand it, and hurriedly interjected: "Okay, why are you talking so much useless! Brother Zhang, why don't you choose this horse! Look at this horse is much stronger! Just this donkey, that is, carrying a bag, this horse can eat for a few more days if there is no food at the critical moment!"

"Layman!" Zhang Dadao pursed his lips disdainfully, and said to Bai Er's fool, "Bai Er told him." Which is better, horse meat or donkey meat!"

"Donkey meat must be done!" Bai Er Fool became extremely serious, following Zhang Dadao for so long, Bai Er Fool has not eaten and drunk for nothing, although the requirements for food are still the first to be full. But he also has some understanding of food, so at this time, he seriously pinched the two animals, and said in his mouth: "These two are both working meat, and they must be very old, but it's still donkey meat! Donkey meat is different, dragon meat in the sky, donkey meat on the ground!"

Yang Rui rolled his eyes and said, "Okay, even if it's donkey meat." We're not rushing to eat, this horse can carry more things!"

"You still don't believe your nickname!" Zhang Dadao was extremely disdainful, and he didn't even have an explanation.

Zhang Shengyan knew that this horse had high requirements for feed. The amount of food is also large, and they don't know how much time they have to spend this time, and it is indeed more practical for donkeys. I couldn't help but feel that Zhang Dadao was really unfathomable, and it looked unreliable, but the choice was still very correct, so he nodded and said, "Master Zhang." Tell him about it, and I'd like to hear about your horsemanship!"

Zhang Shengyan added an accent to the soma technique. There's obviously a joke in it. Zhang Dadao was not ambiguous, spread his hands and said, "Pay the money!"

"What do you want to pay? If you want to pay it, it's also for Uncle Guide!" Yang Rui still couldn't figure out the situation.

"Nonsense, I'm not talking about renting livestock! Don't pay for your lectures! Knowledge is priceless, don't you know? The ancient secret preaching of the poor way, "Xiang Ma Shu", this is the same as showing people the same truth, looking at the poor way is charged, whether it is a person or a horse!" Zhang Dadao's face was calm.

"I'll go, you're the same as a veterinarian, do you still have this function?" Yang Rui looked strange, and honestly took out his wallet and said, "How much?"

"5000~" Zhang Dadao didn't move his eyelids.

"How many people do you see?" Yang Rui was a little curious.

"Face fee. Zhang Dadao said calmly.

"He has shown it to people for 100 yuan!" Zhang Shengyan decisively opened his mouth at this time to dismantle the stage. He knows what Zhang Dadao was like when he was down, let alone 100 yuan. He also did the fortune-telling thing of ten yuan!

"The difference is so big, your previous sentence that people are inferior to animals won't be prepared for now, right?" Yang Rui looked depressed, put back his wallet and said: "I didn't bring so much cash, and my mobile phone can't connect to the Internet, so I'll give it to you later!"

"Cheng, for the sake of you being an old customer!" Zhang Dadao nodded, he still pays more attention to customer experience for these high-end customers, "Also, it is normal for animals to charge high for their appearance! There are more types of animals, which are much more complicated than people! You see that the fees of those pet hospitals are much darker than those of hospitals!" Zhang Dadao explained an additional sentence, and then asked the actor to draft an IOU for Yang Rui to sign.

Yang Rui signed depressedly, and then said angrily: "Okay, can you say it? It's the first time I've grown up to sign an IOU!"

Zhang Dadao nodded with satisfaction, pointed to the donkey next to him and said: "This is not an ordinary donkey, you look at this hoof, the front of the four hooves is white and the back is black, this is called stepping on the yin to the yang! There is also this coat color, there is a white version on the face, this is called the star face! The ears and teeth are together, the back bones are two, and the most remarkable thing is the hair on this belly, if you see it, it is all rolled into pieces!"

"Ah? I remember, this is not called hair but scales, right?" Yang Rui clapped his hands and walked up curiously to look at the hair on the donkey's abdomen.

Zhang Dadao nodded with satisfaction: "From the perspective of biological evolution, mammals are evolved from reptiles, and this hair is evolved from scales! In fact, our ancestors already knew this, but they didn't say it directly, otherwise there would be nothing wrong with Darwin! You see we say dragon horses, dragons are reptiles, horses are mammals, and the little white dragon turning into a horse in Journey to the West is talking about the theory of evolution!"

[I'll go, can you explain it like this? It's really!] Everyone except Bai Er's fool has the same idea in their hearts, how big does this brain have to be to connect!

Zhang Shengyan opened his mouth, but he really didn't think of how to deal with this strange explanation! At this time, the guide uncle came over a little embarrassed, took a brush and brushed it on the donkey's belly a few times, and the "scales" instantly and smoothly evolved into hair. The guide uncle said embarrassedly: "That, I thought you would choose a horse, but the donkey didn't have time to clean up, and the wool was rolled up." ”

It's quiet~

Everyone looked at Zhang Dadao with strange eyes, and Yang Rui followed him on the side: "Evolution! Journey to the West!

Zhang Dadao was also a little embarrassed, spread his hands and said, "Well, I said now that it was a misunderstanding, do you believe it?"

Zhang Shengyan waved his hand and said, "It's okay, we're used to it! ”

"What am I going to do!" Zhang Dadao became angry and said angrily: "Is it okay for me to fall in love with this guy!" By the way, Avanti rides a donkey, and the Muslims can't ride it?" )