Chapter 463: Laughter
Even Qiu Yi didn't care about the image of laughing, is "East Becomes West" really that good-looking?"
Li Xiuwei directly uploaded a few pictures of Qiu Yi laughing when he watched the plot, and at the same time, as Li Jing's hardcore, Li Xiuwei also uploaded a few stills of Li Jing. Dressed up for horseback riding, plus makeup photos, Li Jing's style is also quite joyful.
After Li Xiuwei's self-media film review article was published, it quickly triggered a heated discussion among the people who eat melons in the movie bar.
"It's really Qiu Yi! Qiu Yi is the quiet goddess in my heart!"
"Even the goddess of tranquility in my heart laughs so crazy, how funny should this movie be!"
"Looking at Qiu Yi's expression, I really want to spoil this movie immediately. “
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Of course, in the case of spoilers for this movie, there are also some fans of the "Condor Shooting" trilogy, and they don't want this movie to be too detached from the original book, after all, whether it is a version or a TV series, "Condor Shooting" is a classic image in everyone's hearts.
After the completion of the song "Yitian", Hua Weiwei's "Yitian" group was not disbanded, but changed to the "Condor Shooting" trilogy group, because the fans of these groups came all the way from "Condor Shooting", so most of the people in the group have different feelings about "Condor Shooting".
After the words 'high energy ahead' appeared in Sun Hai's film reviews, and after the words 'cautious' appeared in entertainment media reports, Hua Weiwei's "Condor" trilogy group is also considering the plot of the movie "East Becomes West", of course, most fans in the group are against Lin Chen's spoof of "Shooting the Condor" without a lower limit.
"I don't approve of Lin Chen's unbounded spoof "Shooting the Condor", after all, this TV series is too classic in our hearts. ”
"If Lin Chen really spoofed "Shooting the Condor" without a lower limit to gain attention, we will boycott the movie "East Becomes West". “
"Lin Chen's comedy talent is undoubted, I think if the spoof is comfortable to watch, there is no need for everyone to be too serious. “
"Whether it's a spoof or not, I can't wait to know the plot of "East Becomes West". “
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On January 13th, Lin Chen officially got the exact schedule of "East Becomes West" from Han Lei. 18% of the film schedule, for "East Becomes West", which was released in this schedule, it can be said that the film schedule is slightly lower.
However, with the New Year's Day file and the movies released around January 15th, there are about ten movies released, and Long Qi also has two Hollywood blockbusters.
Han Lei said: "Mr. Lin, this film scheduling rate will fluctuate according to the performance of the movie, but the competition in this schedule is also fierce, and everything depends on the results of "East Becomes West". ”
On January 15th, "East Becomes West" was officially released, as Lin Fan and the leader of the "Condor Shooting" trilogy, Hua Weiwei walked into the theater for the first time, in addition to Hua Weiwei, there were also film critics who did not dare to watch this drama at the premiere, and set their eyes on this movie.
After all, the influence of the big IP of "Shooting the Condor", coupled with the words "high energy ahead", coupled with Qiu Yi of Huaxia Sidan, laughing regardless of the image, this movie still attracted a lot of people's attention.
The movie begins quickly.
"East Evil, West Poison, Southern Emperor, Northern Beggar, Zhongshentong, is a well-known figure in Jin Yong's famous book Condor Heroes, their heroic deeds I believe everyone can be familiar with, hehehe, the following are some of their ridiculous deeds when they were young! Don't be too excited, it may make you startled. ”
Listening to this opening scene, Hua Weiwei basically understood that this is a movie that has little to do with the martial arts plot of "Shooting the Condor".
"Could it be that Lin Chen really wants to destroy the original work?"
Hua Weiwei is full of interest in the next plot.
With the words "Ouyang Feng is going to seek the dynasty and usurp the throne", the movie officially began.
A fight officially began, Ouyang Feng played by Yuan Ping was strong in martial arts, and at the same time with the help of the princess, the two quickly controlled the situation.
Although it is a usurper drama, it makes Hua Weiwei feel that there is no tension at all.
"It's so funny, what kind of "Condor Shooting" is this!"
"Lin Chen didn't explain, everyone might be startled, but now they are really startled. ”
"There's still nothing to say about the fight scenes. ”
The unexpected development of the plot made everyone laugh at all, and Hua Weiwei, who thought she had a high laughing point, couldn't help laughing after the first few scenes.
Ouyang Feng and the princess intercepted the three princesses next, and Li Jing's three princesses' "immeasurable magic skills" duel made everyone full of expectations for the strength of the three princesses, but the narrator's sentence "Three princesses, your immeasurable gods don't seem to be ready yet" turned all the expectations into laughter.
"The sea is immeasurable!"
"Hahaha, this also makes immeasurable magic skills, it's really embarrassing!"
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With the third move of the third princess, the immeasurable magic skills that were not very accurate finally hit with one shot, but relying on the "immeasurable magic skills", the three princesses seemed to have no chance of winning.
After Ouyang Feng used the toad magic skill, he persuaded the third princess to leave, and the third princess immediately went to find helpers.
Although it is funny and frequent, the fighting moves of this drama are very exciting.
After chasing the third princess hopelessly, another role was brought out, the confused national teacher, the national teacher played by Lin Jiao took a crystal ball and found out that the third princess went to Jiugong Mountain to find her master.
After the national teacher found out the whereabouts of the third princess, he dropped flying boots and invincible poisonous Huang Feng to Ouyang Feng.
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"Why are there only three of you left, and what about the others?"
Li Xiaonan's appearance made Hua Weiwei feel that it was also a deep spoof. Although the female version of Zhou Botong has a sense of disobedience, it makes Hua Weiwei feel that the painting style is quite harmonious.
"Senior brother has been in retreat for five years, practicing the innate magic skills of his sect, today is the big day for him to get out of the customs, and from then on, the Quanzhen Sect can be said to be invincible in the world. ”
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Zhou Botong's opening remarks made everyone think that the next Wang Chongyang must be invincible in the world. At the same time, Wang Chongyang's earth-shaking and mountain-shaking out of the customs, as well as the thousand-mile sound transmission function, undoubtedly confirmed everyone's conjecture.
"I'm already invincible!"
Wang Chongyang also said very confidently.
Ouyang Feng was still chasing the third princess, but the flying boots caught fire due to some accidents in the process of acceleration, and Ouyang Feng, who dropped a boot, just hit Wang Chongyang, but Wang Chongyang calmly teased the third princess who arrived. But Wang Chongyang, who is not handsome, was hung up by a boot.
The sudden change in the picture made the audience in the entire theater start laughing.
"Wang Chongyang hung up like this, is this the number one master in the world?"
"After five years of retreat, I was assassinated to death by a boot, Lin Chen, are you sure you're not kidding me?"
"Haha, sure enough, there is a head, handsome for only three seconds!"
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After Wang Chongyang hung up, because Ouyang Feng, who fell from his boots, also happened to hit a big tree, the very awesome characters in "Shooting the Condor" have become relatively decrepit in a blink of an eye, and Hua Weiwei thought of the reminder that "this movie is high-energy" is really true.
Nandi also officially debuted at this time, Nandi was played by Zhang Hongjing, a popular martial arts star in Xiangjiang, who used to appear in movies as a tough guy, but in "East Becomes West", Duan Zhixing played by Zhang Hongjing is very happy, Long Qi also soars two sentences of English from time to time, full of funny painting style.
Duan Zhixing wants to become a god, but Duan Zhixing, who wants to become an immortal, needs to find his true heart.
"As long as he sincerely says three words to you, 'I love you', you can turn into a light class diagram and really ascend to the fairy world." “
At the same time, Huang Yaoshi played by Li Shan and the little sister played by Wang Yina also officially appeared, and the two of them were dancing with swords. Long Qi is Wang Yina's coquettish appearance to Huang Shi, obviously the little junior sister likes Huang Yaoshi very much.
Compared with Nie Xiaoqian's play, Wang Yina's little sister's role is obviously much more domineering, and the third princess happened to pass by, and the little sister's domineering is even more incisive.
"Is this Nie Xiaoqian from A Chinese Ghost Story?"
"Wang Yina is the goddess in my heart, this mutated painting style is obviously a female man!"
"Haha, this movie really has a head. ”
"Four of the five absolute have appeared, when will Hong Qi appear?"
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After getting directions from Huang Yaoshi, the third princess finally met the real person of Jiugong. However, defeating Ouyang Feng requires obtaining the Nine Yin True Scripture, and at the same time, it is necessary to go to the Nine Yin White Bone Cave in Danxia Mountain to obtain the Nine Yin True Scripture.
Jiuyin Zhenren asked Huang Yaoshi and the third princess to go to Danxia Mountain to find the Jiuyin True Scripture.
When the little junior sister escaped from Jiugong Mountain, Hong Qi, played by Wang Xuexue, officially appeared.
After seeing the little junior sister, Hong Qi wanted to marry the little junior sister.
But the little sister really disagreed.
"I have been praised as the most handsome, chic, snow-white, and clean young gang leader among the beggar gang leaders in the past. You take a look. ”
Such a spoof of self-introduction is similar to the appearance in the previous five uniques. It's all about joy.
"God is jealous of talents, today is the last day of my generation of beautiful man Hong Qi living in this world, I absolutely can't accept the blow of this broken love!"
After suffering the failure of confessing to the little junior sister, Hong Qi couldn't think about wanting to commit suicide, and a generation of grandmasters committed suicide because of love, and Hua Weiwei also felt a little painful.
But then, something happened that made Hua Weiwei even more distressed.
Ouyang Feng, who fell down the mountain in flying boots, finally succeeded in climbing up after a lot of hardships.
At this time, Hong Qi, who wanted to commit suicide, collided with Ouyang Feng, and Ouyang Feng fell off the cliff again.
Ouyang Feng, who was angry, blamed Hong Qi because he fell again, and wanted to kill Hong Qi, and a duel between the two officially began.
Hong Qi, who couldn't think of it because of suicide, decided not to fight back and let Ouyang Feng do it, but when Ouyang Feng used enough internal strength, Hong Qi couldn't help but make a move, and Ouyang Feng found that he was not Hong Qi's opponent at all.
Ouyang Feng, who was defeated, blamed Hong Qi.
"Well, did you say you wouldn't fight back?"
"Yes, it's not good, but it's my instinct!"
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Then Hong Qi promised Ouyang Feng again not to fight back, but Hong Qi still couldn't help but fight back, and he failed to kill Hong Kai again.
killed Hong Qi one after another, failed one after another, and Ouyang was also more miserable.
"He cried!"
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Because Hong Qi shot one after another, Ouyang Feng actually cried sadly.
Finally, under Hong Qi's repeated assurances, Ouyang Feng started his third self-requirement, and when everyone was thinking about whether Hong Qi would make a move this time, Ouyang Feng's feet cramped.
"No, I have to laugh for a while, this Ouyang Feng is really miserable. “
"It's the funniest master duel I've ever seen. “
"Hong Qi, you are a big liar, if you don't make a move, you even make a move, Ouyang Feng is in tears. “
"These two grandmaster-level five unique characters are too funny!"
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Killing Hong Qi continued, after making the invincible poisonous wasp handed over by the national teacher, the poisonous Huang Feng actually came mocking his own direction, which also reminded everyone of the national teacher's words to Ouyang Feng. "After using it, you will know how faithful I am. ”
"How can a banana tree grow a cactus, you are really decrepit. ”
Every line, every action, made Hua Weiwei's laughter unstoppable, and the laughter of the theater audience at the same time also rose one after another.
The five shapes touched the granite, and the knife had no intention of falling off, and when the five poisons were dispersed, they had no intention of eating it by mistake. Ouyang Feng finally revealed the shape of a sausage mouth and big ears.
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As the manager of the theater, Zhang Qing is extremely busy today, with three movies being released at the same time, plus it is a Sunday. Zhang Qing not only has to count their respective box office, but also watch their attendance.
Zhang Qing, who was reading the report, was attracted by bursts of laughter in the theater, and the laughter in the viewing hall could be transmitted outside the theater, which was naturally very rare.
Of course, it is not ruled out that it is a gimmick for publicity, and Zhang Qing knows that in this way the media can be exposed.
"What's going on? Which hall is this laughter?" Zhang Qing asked the moviegoers around him.
"Manager, this laughter is coming from Hall One, Hall Three, and Hall Six. ”
Listening to the staff's words, Zhang Qing glanced at the movies playing in the three halls.
"Isn't this Lin Chen's movie?" Zhang Qing thought secretly in his heart.
From the perspective of publicity, many people define this movie as a high-energy movie of comedy, about Lin Chen's "Iron Fist of Shame" and "Charlotte Troubles" before, Zhang Qing has also seen it, although it is good, but it has not achieved the effect of making Zhang Qing's heart move, in fact, compared to comedy movies, there are few that make Zhang Qing moved.
Because Zhang Qing's laughter is too high.
Usually a material that can make others laugh is just a small material in Zhang Qing's eyes. Zhang Qing still likes Lin Chen's "A Chinese Ghost Story", in fact, Zhang Qing is also half a Lin fan, because Zhang Qing is especially looking forward to Lin Chen's "A Chinese Ghost Story" series of movies.
In Zhang Qing's view, "A Chinese Ghost Story" is a classic.
What can be so good about a comedy adapted from a martial arts IP? But listening to the bursts of laughter coming from the hall, Zhang Qing, who has never been a comedy, also became curious about this movie.
"What kind of joke can make the audience laugh so much?" Zhang Qing looked at Hall 1.