Chapter 464: It's too funny
It's been a long time in the theater, and even Zhang Qing doesn't know if there was such laughter before.
Listening to the laughter, Zhang Qing pushed open the door of Hall 1 and quietly sat in the last row.
Hua Weiwei was immersed in the plot and couldn't extricate herself, and Hua Weiwei even felt that if she was a little distracted, she might fall off the burden of jokes.
Nine Yin White Bone Cave, the contest between people and several monsters is also full of jokes.
At the same time, Duan Zhixing started a journey to find a true person, and Zhou Botong embarked on the first road of revenge for his senior brother, while not forgetting to ridicule the muscular man.
The scene of Donglai Inn was officially staged.
After the third prince took the Tianzi No. 1 room, Zhou Botong asked for the Tianzi No. 2 room, and at the same time, the little junior sister also lived here.
Hua Weiwei can't remember how long it has been since she laughed so heartily.
At the same time, Zhang Qing, who was sitting in the back seat, was also quietly paying attention to this movie, and as soon as he came in, Zhang Qing heard a sentence "You think you are Wang Yina!" and suddenly began to smile. Zhang Qing, who is a fan of Wang Yina, feels that such a stalk is unprecedented.
The transformation from Nie Xiaoqian to a domineering junior sister also made Zhang Qing addicted.
"It turns out that comedy can still be filmed like this?" Zhang Qing's mind suddenly popped up with this sentence.
Zhou Botong, who wanted to use ecstasy smoke to confuse the third princess, accidentally ate ecstasy smoke.
Ouyang Feng and Hong Qi, the two rivals, also had no intention of coming to this small shop. However, he was arranged to the firewood room.
When he was fruitless in avenging his senior brother, Zhou Botong decided to use the 'Three Flowers Gathering Peak' magic skill to avenge his senior brother.
However, the side effects of this magic skill are also very obvious, the heavens and the earth are turning, and time and space are reversed.
Sure enough, after the failure of the gong, time and space entered a reversal, and around the reversal, Zhou Botong, who lived in the store, fell into an illusion.
Zhou Botong mistakenly took the third princess for his heart and was blind. At the same time, Duan Zhixing and Huang Yaoshi also fought. A duel between a finger and a yang finger also made everyone laugh.
Hong Qi, who was in the firewood room, inadvertently got involved in the fight.
Hong Qi's involvement in the battle made Duan Zhixing inadvertently discover that Huang Yaoshi was the true person he was looking for. Looking at this scene, Hua Weiwei couldn't believe it, could it be that this Huang Yaoshi was the sweetheart Duan Zhixing was looking for, this was simply passionate!
"No, that's fine!"
"This Lin Chen, shouldn't it be a GAY!"
"Duan Zhixing actually has to rely on Huang Yaoshi to become an immortal, this Lin Chen is in the next big banner!"
After Duan Zhixing began to pester Huang Yaoshi and said, 'I love you'. But Huang Yaoshi was not interested in this passion.
Huang Yaoshi accidentally discovered the scene of Zhou Botong's confession to the three princesses, and Hua Weiwei felt that the jokes in the audience were simply scissors constantly, and the reasoning was messy.
The frustrated Huang Yaoshi asked the shopkeeper to find a courtesan, and the courtesan played by Duan Zhixing staged a farce of "Song Zai" with Huang Yaoshi.
At the same time, Huang Yaoshi also entered a hallucination, mistook Duan Zhixing for the third princess, and staged a confession of "Double Feiyan".
Listening to the two songs, Hua Weiwei has no sense of disobedience, and Long Qi is Li Shan's singing skills are even more ecstatic.
Ning Caichen turned into a yellow pharmacist, even Zhang Qing, who thought he had a high laughing point, couldn't help laughing.
After hearing Huang Yaoshi's I love you, Duan Zhixing finally achieved a positive result. But because he said a word less, Duan Wang Ye could only leave his head off the ground, and everyone staged a farce of kicking football. After making up the last sentence I love you, Duan Wang Ye finally achieved a positive result.
At the same time, Ouyang Feng also began to teach Hong Qi the stunt of chasing the little master. A confession begins.
"I can only use one sentence
Contains my sincere intentions
A poem to chant with your heart
Yuan begs you
Listen to it, girl
After listening to my sentence...
……
The sentence "I love you", combined with the Chinese and English words on the scene, made the atmosphere of the entire theater fall into a climax.
"It's really a high-energy drama, but I like it. ”
"This confessional divine comedy, I want to sing my goddess!"
Although it is an exaggeration, this confession is really wonderful. ”
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Although it is very different from the martial arts style of the original play, Hua Weiwei can't see it anymore, the little junior sister agreed to Hong Qi's marriage proposal, but will Huang Yaoshi also get the heart of the third princess?
After being startled by Duan Zhixing, the third princess was delirious, and at the same time mistook Huang Yaoshi for her Duan Lang.
The national teacher also came to the Nine Yin White Bone Cave by mistake, and Zhou Botong also knew that his senior brother was killed by Ouyang Feng, and Ouyang Feng learned the whereabouts of the Nine Yin True Scripture from the mouth of the monster. Ouyang Feng, who obtained the Nine Yin True Scripture, brought the True Scripture to the Golden Wheel Country, and also captured the third princess.
Everyone took the flying carpet to the Golden Wheel Country to find Ouyang Feng for revenge.
A battle was staged, and in the process of everyone fighting, Ouyang Feng was finally completed, Ouyang Feng, who had practiced the Nine Yin True Scripture, became the nemesis of everyone, and Hong Qi, Huang Yaoshi and everyone were defeated by Ouyang Feng's hands.
Seeing that everyone would be crushed and beaten by Ouyang Feng, Duan Zhixing, who had already cultivated to become an immortal, fell from the sky.
The two engage in a wonderful and hilarious fight. Ouyang Feng was abused by Duan Zhixing in the process of fighting.
With the pairs and a carnival of everyone, the movie officially ended.
Although Hua Weiwei is a fan of "Shooting the Condor", she does not have the slightest sense of disobedience for this adaptation, because it is most like what this movie shows, everything has to be happy.
At the same time, the crowd watching the movie also began to discuss when the scene ended.
"When Hong Qi asked Ouyang Feng to kill him, he simply laughed. ”
"This is really the most heartless comedy, and the whole laughter can't stop with Ben. “
"Lin Chen is really in the next big banner, and he used the IP of "Shooting the Condor" to give us such a big surprise. ”
"I like Li Xiaonan's Zhou Botong so much, and he looks very tired. ”
"I still think that Wang Sheng's Hong Qi is good. ”
……
Many viewers who watched "East Becomes West" had smiles on their faces. explores this plot.
After Hua Weiwei walked out of the theater, she was also reminiscing about the plot of this movie, although it was through some spoofs of "Condor", but it made Hua Weiwei very comfortable.
Zhang Qing, who thinks that he has a high laugh, is still thinking about it when he walks out of the theater and returns to his office. "You think you're Wang Yina!"
When thinking of the laughter of this sentence, Zhang Qing still couldn't help laughing, and at the same time, all kinds of strange plots in it made Zhang Qing laugh in retrospect.
After watching "East Becomes West" after the morning show, Hua Weiwei is also ready to officially promote this kind of movie in the group.
After opening the group, Hua Weiwei found that the discussion in the group was also the movie "East Becomes West", although there were many voices of support, but at the same time, there were also many radical fans of "Condor Shooting" who opposed this movie.
Compared with the spoof of "Shooting the Condor", Hua Weiwei felt that it was not surprising that there were objections.
"This is a movie that seriously ruined the original, I think Lin Chen compared to "Shooting the Condor", this movie is simply rubbish to death. ”
"Except for a group of celebrities, I don't think it's so good-looking, it's useless, I really don't understand such a second plot, why are you laughing so happy?"
"The most important thing about being a human being is to be happy, you don't have to be serious, I think this movie is really good. ”
"Originally, Lin Chen made an explanation, this is not "Shooting the Condor" at all, where did it come from to destroy the original work?"
"I haven't seen it yet, but listening to your discussion, I decided to talk about it in the first place. ”
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At the same time, the people who eat melons have also set off a wave of "East Becomes West" fever.
For the absurd plot, as well as the comedic effect, except for some radical "Condor Shooting" fans, it has been unanimously recognized by everyone.
"I finally understand why Qiu Yi is laughing so happily, the laughter in this movie is really uncontrollable. ”
Compared with the funny plot, a few pieces of music that fit the occasion are also great, Long Qi is the confession "I love you", this is really a confession of high-energy songs. ”
"Yuan Ping's sausage mouth is simply subverting my image of Yuan Ping in the past, Ouyang Feng's appearance is really ugly. ”
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Han Qiang is a student who is about to graduate from college, after this year, next year will be an internship, the world has a banquet, every student naturally hopes to enter the social internship as soon as possible. But Han Qiang was worried about this matter.
Because of the social internship, which also means that the world is different, Han Qiang is hesitant to confess to the school girl he knows.
Han Qiang has always been a bit introverted, and he is not particularly good at the relationship between men and women, but if he doesn't confess, it may mean that he will never have a chance, and Han Qiang is entangled.
"Flip a coin! The flower confesses, and the word hides this relationship. ”
Just when Han Qiang was about to throw hard, Xu Guofeng, who was in the same dormitory, shouted to Han Yongqiang: "Old Han, don't stay here, there are a few good-looking movies today, go to the movies with my brother!"
Listening to Xu Guofeng's words, Han Qiang accosted: "Is it Hollywood's technology blockbuster "Flying Forbidden Land"?"
Xu Guofeng shook his head and said, "Guess again?"
"It had to be another Hollywood comedy movie, 'Department Store Men'. ”
Han Qiang naturally knows Xu Guofeng's character, and he doesn't watch non-Hollywood blockbusters.
When Xu Guofeng shook his head again, he took out two movie tickets for "East Becomes West" and said: "This is a movie that makes my goddess Qiu Yi laugh regardless of her image, so I naturally supported it." ”
Han Qiang thought, "No, didn't you say that you would accompany your girlfriend to the movies? Why did you come to watch a movie with me again?"
"My girlfriend went to the movies with his best friend, so I had to choose you. ”
……
Han Qiang was struggling with the matter of confessing to the goddess, and Xu Guofeng asked himself to go to the movie, so Han Qiang still agreed.
Compared with the plot that made Xu Guofeng laugh like crazy, Han Qiang noticed the song "I Love You" confessed by Hong Qi, Han Qiang was struggling with how to confess to the goddess, but after seeing these plots, Han Qiang was still relieved. Isn't it just a confession? What's the big deal?
Walking out of the theater, everyone was discussing the plot of the movie, but Han Qiang was brewing the plot of his confession and told Xu Guofeng his inner opinion.
"You're going to use 'I Love You' to express your favorite goddess, you're too bold! But it's not a novel way, and I'm willing to accompany you. ”
When Han Qiang told Xu Guofeng what he thought in his heart, he was supported by Xu Guofeng.
Fortunately, the source file of "I Love You" can already be found on the Internet, Han Qiang is learning this song hurriedly, fortunately, there is no difficulty in this song, and at the same time, Xu Guofeng and several roommates are preparing to accompany Han Qiang.
At night, the women's dormitory of Yenching University of Foreign Studies is downstairs.
Xu Guofeng prepared the microphones for the sound of singing, and Han Qiang also ordered ninety-nine roses after practicing the song.
At night, under the lights of the campus, downstairs in Han Qiang's 202 girls' dormitory, Xu Guofeng prepared everything, and when Han Qiang had not yet confessed, there were already many students who watched the excitement.
Everyone was thinking that Han Qiang would sing that love song to confess, and the onlookers also had a lot of discussions.
"I guess I will definitely sing the love song Prince Li Fei's "You Want to Marry Me". ”
"I think it's possible to sing Su Qing's "Confession", and two weeks ago, there was a senior brother who seemed to have successfully confessed with this song. ”
"No, I think it must be "Miss Dong", which is really good. ”
……
The surrounding students are already talking about it.
And there are already many girls upstairs looking at Han Qiang, who has confessed.
"This little white face looks really good, who do you say is the lucky heroine today?"
"I know this guy, he is always very attentive to my line. ”
"Tie the flower, is it that Jin Shasha? There are a dozen boys who pursue her, and it doesn't seem that this condition is outstanding. ”
"Last week, at the door of the school auditorium, there was a more handsome elephant flower than this guy to confess, but he was ruthlessly rejected by the flower!"
……
Under everyone's discussion, Han Qiang was also nervous, but thinking of the comedic picture of "East Becomes West", and Hong Qi's confession of his little sister with this song, Han Qiang still decided to give it a try.
As the soundtrack sounded, Han Qiang began to sing: "I can only use one sentence."
Contains my sincere intentions
A poem to chant with your heart
I beg you to hear it, girl
After listening to my sentence, I hope you will not dislike it
Actually, I'm this sentence, this sentence, this sentence
……
Listening to Han Qiang's confession, everyone was also hotly discussed.
"It's the first time I've heard of this song, and this senior brother's confession is so innovative!"
"Yes, there has never been such a novel confessional love song, it's so joyful!"
"Haha, this senior brother has a heart, I think this way of confession can be imitated. “
……
While the discussion downstairs was hot, many girls upstairs also gathered their eyes to everyone's confession.
"This boy is so talented, he can confess in such a poetic way. ”
"Haha, he said this, I must love you. ”
"Is this still a talent, even people like me who hate to marry are a little moved. ”
"This song sounds a little familiar, isn't this the song of Hong Qi's confession of the little junior sister?"
"Hong Qi, who is Hong Kai?"
……
"I love you I Love U, Love U, Love U, Love U
Love U,Love U,Love U,
I love you, I love you, I love you, you, you, I love you, you you, you, you
At this time, the singers of the dormitory invited by Han Qiang shouted: "
Let's come, we're coming, we're calling
Let's come, let's come, don't frown
Let's come, we come, we scream
You scream
……
Listening to this song, more and more people began to react at this time. Suddenly, one of the people in the crowd shouted, "Hong Qi's confession song." ”
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