"What do you mean? Zhao Huan even wants Lao Jiao to sing with him?"

"Khan, I always thought that Zhao Huan wanted to perform alone. ”

"Yes, the problem is that it seems that Zhao Huan doesn't just want to sing alone with Lao Jiao, what does this mean?

Many people on the Internet who watched'Donghai Satellite TV' Spring Festival Gala were about to go crazy with discussion, they really didn't expect to say such cross talk today, and even everyone felt that this could no longer be regarded as cross talk.

Ya, it's okay to call you a sketch, and even the director made a cameo.

Not to mention the audience and netizens who are watching the 'Donghai Satellite TV' Spring Festival Gala, we are back on stage again.

Jiao Hao was obviously a little stunned: "What? It's not just a duet, you still want me to dance with you, with my figure, I'm afraid that the audience will be knocked off the stage before the dance is finished." ”

Zhao Huan hurriedly said: "No, Master, I mean I want to sing "The Most Dazzling National Style" in Cantonese!"

Jiao was proud: "What? You can even speak Cantonese?"

Zhao Huan smiled bitterly: "I am actually Guangren." ”

Jiao Hao also said 'hi': "I forgot about this, but it's normal, otherwise what would Aunt Guangdong sing." ”

Zhao Huan nodded: "Yes, then Master, I mean that since I use the Cantonese version, then you can use the dialect to cooperate with me." ”

"This is out for the audience, as long as my food and clothing parents want me to cooperate with you to rap, then I will sing. ”

Jiao Hao smiled and said, "Would you like to listen?"

"Yes!"

"Haha, Lao Jiao's dialect version of rap doesn't say anything, it must be sung. ”

"Sing, sing!"

Listening to the applause of the audience below, Zhao Huan smiled and said, "Master, how is it?"

Jiao laughed proudly: "Okay, sing it." ”

"Okay, music, Fool K!"

At this time, the accompaniment of "The Most Dazzling National Style" also sounded. Jiao Hao and Zhao Huan writhed together.

Zhao Huan sang in Cantonese: "The vast end of the world is my love, the flowers are blooming at the foot of the green mountains, what kind of rhythm is the most swaying, what kind of singing is the most cheerful." ”

At this time, the scene was already clapping and beating rhythmically.

At this time, Zhao Huan was twisting and singing with exaggerated steps while mobilizing the atmosphere with his hands: "You are the most beautiful cloud in my sky." Let me keep you with all my heart. ”

Jiao Hao cooperated on the side: "Stay!"

At this time, Zhao Huan was already playing by himself, and his exaggerated movements completely ignited the sound, dancing and singing: "Sing the most dazzling national style leisurely, let love sweep away all the dust." ”

"I know. ”

At this time, I only saw Jiao Hao singing in a standard dialect: "I heard the moving blue sky in your heart, suddenly like a night of spring breeze full of peach blossoms, I can't help but pick it." I can't help but pick it, I open my heart and wait for you. ”

At this time, Jiao Hao added a few dialect endings: 'Lift, lift, lift, lift.' “

This form of rapping in dialect made the audience boil all at once.

"I'll go, this "The Most Dazzling National Style" is an explosion when it comes out in dialects, okay. ”

"Who's to say it's not, I'm going, it's unexpectedly good. ”

"Haha, okay, okay, a few more words. ”

The atmosphere at the scene was a little warm, even Zhao Huan was a little intoxicated by listening to Jiao Hao's dialect rap, and said loudly: "Okay!"

"You are the most beautiful cloud in my heart......"

Suddenly. There was a singing voice in the accompaniment.

At this time, Zhao Huan showed panic and embarrassment on his face, and then quickly stopped his mouth and made a movement at the same time, which can be regarded as keeping up.

"I'm going, lip-syncing?

"What's the situation? Didn't 'Donghai Satellite TV' say that it wouldn't lip-sync before? That's good, but now it's just going to make a lip-synch. ”

"I'm also drunk, and now the Spring Festival Gala of 'Donghai Satellite TV' is going to lose adults. ”

"Yes, it's going to be a shame, maybe how many competitors are staring at this. ”

……

The audience at the scene discussed a lot, and the people who were watching Lao Jiao and Zhao Huan's cross talk on the Internet were also a little puzzled.

"What do you mean? lip-syncing?"

"I'm going, it's a lip-synching?"

"W-what's going on? Are you going crazy?"

Originally, everyone thought it was an accident. But then I continued to read it and understood.

Zhao Huan was intoxicated with singing at this time, and the expression on his face was quite devoted, if it wasn't just discovered by everyone that it was fake singing, I am afraid that many people would have applauded vigorously.

At this time, Lao Jiao looked at where Zhao Huan was singing, and the expression on his face was a little helpless and stunned, and he shouted loudly: "Okay." Alright, alright, stop singing. ”

Zhao Huan said unhappily: "Master, what are you doing, you want to continue listening to me sing." “

Lao Jiao said: "Why do you stop? Let me ask you, are you singing this song?"

Zhao Huan said weakly: "Of course I sang it." Who sang it if it wasn't me?"

Lao Jiao said: "Pull it down, you really sing?

Zhao Huan said helplessly: "Master, I can't help it." ”

Lao Jiao said: "What's not possible? As a singer, you actually fake sing, are you still reasonable?"

Zhao Huan said: "I don't dare to say. ”

Lao Jiao said: "Say, if you don't say it, don't learn cross talk with me." ”

Zhao Huan looked down with some grievances: "Director Zou, I'm sorry, I have to say it." ”

At this time, the camera focused on Zou Ping under the stage, and Zou Ping was also full of wry smiles.

Lao Jiao said: "Don't look at Director Zou, today is the biggest audience, and you actually fake singing This is sorry for the audience, so you have to give the audience an explanation." ”

"Okay, teacher, in fact, the director asked us, after all, lip-syncing can give the audience the best visual feast. ”

"Bullshit. ”

Lao Jiao didn't want to think about it and said: "The current Spring Festival Gala is to make the people happy and like, is it interesting to have a gala with all lip-syncing? And you singers don't have a little bit of professional ethics, won't you boycott?"

Zhao Huan said aggrievedly: "Teacher, why did you boycott the show, I finally got this opportunity, and I can't sing anymore now." ”

Lao Jiao was puzzled: "What's the matter? You don't sing well." ”

Zhao Huan sighed and said, "Alas, it's all to blame on Teacher Lin." ”

Lao Jiao Yileng: "This, what does your singing have to do with Teacher Lin." ”

Zhao Huan waved his hand slightly at this time: "You don't know, Mr. Lin invented a silencer software, so I can't get along in the singing world." ”

Lao Jiao said 'hi': "I've heard of this 'silencer software'." You directly said that you didn't get it because you couldn't pass the lip-syncing. ”

Zhao Huan gritted his teeth at this time and said, "So it's all to blame on the Koreans." ”

Lao Jiao froze again: "Why did you blame the Koreans again after you just blamed Teacher Lin?"

Zhao Huan said angrily: "If it weren't for them to anger Teacher Lin, how could Teacher Lin get the silencer software? If Teacher Lin didn't get the silencer software, how could I not get along in the music world?"

Lao Jiao waved his hand again and again: "You can't blame the Koreans. ”

This time, Zhao Huan was puzzled: "Why?"

Lao Jiao said very seriously: "Because Koreans are the greatest people in the world." ”

……

"What's going on? Isn't that funny. ”

"yes, I'm bored too, turntable. Turntable. ”

"Yes, I didn't feel the point. ”

"I feel that this cross talk should have ended directly just now. ”

"Yes, the name of this cross talk is 'Brother Huan Xueyi', but now how can it be talked about in the music world?"

"Not only that, but it's going to be on top of South Korea again?"

……

There is a lot of instant discussion online. Most of them even want to change the channel directly.

On the stage, Zhao Huan was puzzled, and Lao Jiao explained: "Because the Koreans themselves think that the Dragon Boat Festival was invented by them, Chinese medicine was invented by them, and even Sun Tzu and Rulai Buddha were also invented by them, by the way, and Sun Wukong was also invented by them, saying that Sun Wukong is playing with sticks." ”

Everyone who wanted to change the channel was almost happy when they heard Lao Jiao's words.

"Haha, this Lao Jiao really dares to say, and this is really Lao Jiao's style. ”

"I've waited so long just to wait for Lao Jiao to complain in the Spring Festival Gala. ”

"That's right. This first complained about lip-synching, which obviously refers to the Spring Festival Gala, and now it is starting to spit out Cao Koreans again. ”

"It's a good thing I didn't change the channel, otherwise I would have cried to death. ”

Putting aside the discussion on the Internet for the time being, Zhao Huan on the stage was a little puzzled: "Teacher, since you said that even the four major inventions were invented by Koreans, why did we invent anything in China?"

"We in China only need to invent the Koreans. ”

Lao Jiao's words caused bursts of applause at the scene, and this time it was enduring.

Zou Ping and several assistant directors said: "I was worried that this burden would be left behind, but now it seems that we have underestimated the patriotism of the people." ”

An assistant director said with a smile: "Now the discussion on the Internet is the first, and I'm afraid that everyone on the Internet will go crazy as soon as Lao Jiao's joke comes out." ”

"That's right. Those Korean entertainment fans are afraid that they will chase after and scold non-stop. ”

"Haha, it's better, there's attention. ”

……

In the eyes of the director team, they are not afraid of being scolded, because being scolded often means that someone is paying attention. Of course, the overwhelming unification like the CCTV Spring Festival Gala is scolded after all a minority.

On the stage, Jiao Hao also understood that the time was coming, so after saying the burden of 'Korean', he shook his head and said: "Zhao Huan, I taught you so much today, have you learned something about cross talk?"

Zhao Huan said: "That's for sure, teacher." I decided to eat this bowl of rice in the future, and I started eating with the four basic skills of cross talk. ”

Jiao proudly nodded and said, "Yes, these four great skills are ......."

Before Jiao Hao finished speaking, Zhao Huan on the side said happily: "Teacher, this pit, blinding, abduction, and deception have to be learned, and it is even more profitable than singing." ”

"I'll you, and I've talked about it all night. ”

Jiao Hao pushed Zhao Huan, and then said: "Yes, there is indeed progress, since this is the case, the teacher has to tell you something, in fact, I just lied to you." ”

Zhao Huan said 'ah': "Teacher, what did you lie to me?"

Jiao said proudly: "Actually, today is not the 130th anniversary of Mr. Ding Nan's birth. ”

"What? not?"

Zhao Huan was taken aback.

Jiao proudly nodded and said: "Yes, it's really not, I just want to see the reactions of those seniors in the cross talk industry who don't know how to do it, is there anyone who will be smart and post Weibo on the Internet to commemorate Mr. Ding." ”

Zhao Huan said 'hi': "Yes, I originally thought that I had already left the teacher, but now it seems that I will continue to learn from you." ”

Jiao Hao nodded proudly and said, "I don't have time today, it's already time, I'll teach you later." ”

……

said, and then the two of them put a smile on their faces and bent down neatly towards the audience.

The cross talk is over.

Everyone knelt a little.

"I'm going to go, this, this Lao Jiao is really awesome. ”

"It's not just, I feel like this old Jiao is simply wilted. ”

"Anyway, I just saw Zhang Shun's Weibo, but it's a commemoration of Mr. Ding. ”

"I don't know him, other Weibo also have it. ”

"I'm going to take a look, and I have to take a decisive screenshot, I guess it won't be long before they delete it." ”

……

For a while, netizens saw Lao Jiao and Zhao Huan's last words, and they were ready to take a look at which actors in the cross talk industry had sent Weibo to commemorate.

Zhang Shun, Zhou Kui, He Yingwei, Yu Debao and a large number of other young cross talk actors all posted to commemorate Ding Nan, these people have always been the pioneers who insult Jiao Proud.

Not only them, but also Xu Yiming, the southern master of the cross talk industry, also posted a blog of mourning, and even called on everyone not to forget this founding ancestor, and even sarcastically and secretly made a lot of anxiety proud.

It's lively!

Zhang Shun, Zhou Kui and others' Weibo next wave of messages.

"Haha, I want to ask Zhang Shun, does your face hurt? I even said that Lao Jiao doesn't know cross talk, he can only talk nonsense, and you can even remember the founding ancestor of your cross talk world. ”

"Doesn't your face hurt? Zhou Kui, haven't you been mocking people for forgetting their ancestors? ”

"Laughing to death, look at this Li Bing, it really amuses me, I scolded Lao Jiao for saying this thing ruthlessly. ”

"Leave your name before the fire and wait for them to delete the post. ”

"I see how they respond. ”

……

Countless messages were filled with messages from these people for a while.

At this time, Zhang Shun, Zhou Kui and others, who were staring at Jiao Hao's cross talk, were annoyed.

Jiao proud, your grandma's.

You girl!

Zhang Shun, who was watching Jiao Proud's cross talk in the living room, couldn't help but scold angrily, he never thought that this Jiao Proud grandson would talk nonsense in the Spring Festival Gala, the problem is that even if you talk nonsense, you can also insult them These traditional cross talks, after all, he often scolds.

But who would have thought that this Jiao Hao would be such a grandson and directly deceive all the people in their traditional cross talk world.

Especially seeing that the many discussions and criticisms on the Internet now make Zhang Shun angry, how to respond to this?

It was at this time that he received a call from his master.

"Cheng, Cheng, I understand. ”

Zhang Shun, who hung up the phone, showed admiration on his face: "Sure enough, Jiang is still old and spicy." (To be continued.) )