Lao Jiao said: "That's because practitioners in the cross talk industry are very complicated. ”

Zhao Huan said: "It's because the threshold of this line is too low, right?"

The old man nodded and said: "Yes, the children can be taught, such as you, don't you also come to learn to sing cross talk when you are a song." ”

Zhao Huan was a little embarrassed: "Teacher, let's continue to talk about cross talk, don't talk about me." ”

watched the gags of these two people, and many viewers at the scene were even happier.

Interesting, they feel that today's cross talk is really interesting, not just because it is funny, but because many self-proclaimed cross talk lovers have learned so much about the history of cross talk for the first time.

At this time, Lao Jiao smiled and said: "Actually, I'm very happy that you can talk about cross talk." ”

Zhao Huan said happily: "Is it because I have talent?"

"No, it's because I really want our cross talk to be popular, you must know that our China has been up and down for 5,000 years, and this cross talk is our traditional Chinese culture. ”

Jiao Hao sighed with some emotion: "But although it is a 5,000-year-old traditional culture, many people don't know about cross talk, and even don't like to listen to it." ”

Zhao Huan said: "That's right, when I was in college, many people didn't like to listen to cross talk. ”

Jiao proudly said: "I remembered that I met a college student a while ago, who knew seven or eight foreign languages, Japanese, German, Korean, French, Yugoslavic, North Slavic, and West Slavic. I said you go and listen to cross talk, I won't go, I don't understand, if the law didn't matter if I had beaten him to death, you would have understood the foreign dialects of seven or eight countries, but you couldn't understand the cross talk in Chinese. ”

……

"Haha, Lao Jiao's temper tantrum, I like it. ”

"But Lao Jiao is right, damn it, he knows so many foreign languages and says that he can't understand Chinese cross talk. ”

"Saying that I am laughing to death, I dare to say that the phrase 'the law does not care that I will kill him a long time ago' will definitely become a buzzword. ”

"Damn, big guy, go listen to the cross talk of 'Donghai Satellite TV'. It's so interesting. ”

"Tease, amuse me. ”

"I don't think it should be, I don't like to listen to cross talk, do you still give me moral kidnapping?"

"yes. The cross talk is not good, do you still want to tie me up to listen to it?"

"Yes, so I don't think Lao Jiao's words are right. ”

……

When there were many discussions on the Internet, Jiao Hao continued: "Of course, on the one hand, the cross talk part is that we have to cultivate the audience, and on the other hand, the actors themselves must improve. ”

Zhao Huan asked, 'How do you say this?'

Jiao Hao smiled: "Even if you are a master in the cross talk industry." But if you want to say that the audience doesn't like to listen, can you force the audience to listen? So, we have to work hard ourselves. ”

Zhao Huan nodded: "That's right." ”

Jiao Hao suddenly said at this time: "By the way, I heard you say just now that others criticized me for being vulgar?"

Zhao Huan was a little embarrassed: "Teacher, do you still remember this?"

"Of course I remember, I don't hold grudges, because there are usually grudges, and I will avenge them on the spot. ”

Jiao said proudly with a little seriousness.

"Poof"

The host almost laughed when he heard Lao Jiao's serious words, and as for the atmosphere discussion on the Internet that the director team and the leaders watched, they also nodded secretly.

Zou Ping even felt that inviting Lin Chen to help was the most correct choice to make?

On the stage, Zhao Huan hurriedly explained, "Teacher, this is not what I said. That's what they all say. ”

Jiao Hao smiled proudly: "By the way, let me ask if you know Teacher Lin Chenlin?"

Zhao Huan hurriedly said, "I know, we are good friends." ”

Jiao said proudly: "Then do you know that he once wrote a poem that was specially given to me?"

Zhao Huan shook his head: "I really don't know this." ”

Not only Zhao Huan didn't know, but the audience didn't know either.

Doesn't it mean that Mr. Lin and Jiao Hao don't know each other?

Why the hell does Mr. Lin write poems for Lao Jiao?

The crowd was stunned.

Jiao Hao said at this time: "Although I have memorized Mr. Lin's poem backwards, I can't memorize it, so I only remember two sentences. ”

Zhao Huan said 'hi': "It's the first time I know what it means to be 'backwards like a stream', which teacher, what are the last two sentences/"

Jiao said proudly: "I forgot one sentence when you said this, and I only remember the last sentence called, 'Those who say cross talk are looking forward to death.'" ”！

Zhao Huan said: "That's not right, teacher." Doesn't this poem say, 'Those who engage in literature shoot to death'?"

Jiao Hao waved his hand slightly: "Don't care about the details." ”

Zhao Huan said, "Huh?"

Jiao Hao said at this time: "Therefore, many times the audience doesn't buy it if the cross talk is not good, but if you want to say the cross talk well, you must be careful with your peers." ”

Zhao Huan was puzzled: "Teacher, why is this?"

Jiao Hao said helplessly: "No way." This is the reality, and do you know what cross talk focuses on the most?"

Zhao Huan said: "Teacher, you say." ”

Jiao proudly said: Cross talk pays the most attention to basic skills, it stands to reason that it should be learned from the age of seven or eight, and when he was ten years old, he became an apprentice and followed the master on stage. In his twenties, he gradually looked for experience, and in his thirties, he matured. There must be such a process, but 95 percent of the cross talk actors in China's cross talk industry were engaged in other jobs before the age of 25, and they had never studied cross talk. ”

Zhao Huan was shocked: "This is impossible." ”

Jiao Hao said: "You only need to check it briefly to see that most of the people who are active in today's cross talk industry are mostly cooks, and there are also canteens of various units to fry vegetables, halal restaurants, this is the most, there are many factories of all kinds, there are bricklayers at the housing management station, there are traffic police, there are too many, three hundred and sixty lines, all of them."

Zhao Huan continued to be stunned.

Jiao Hao said angrily: "This is the one who can't get along in other industries and turns to our industry, do you think he's okay? Okay?"

……

The audience was shocked when they saw Jiao Hao's angry roar, and of course they were even more shocked by the data Jiao Hao said.

"I said this is true or false?"

"It's impossible, I'll go, don't you go crazy if it's true?"

"Yes, I don't believe it either, Khan, there are so many nonsense talking about cross talk, paralyzed, this is teasing me. ”

"But it's possible, after all, you can think about it. Those who talk about cross talk don't seem to have any basic skills. ”

"Yes. ……

At this time, the audience was a little shocked, and even more so as to discuss it online.

Many people in the cross talk industry have publicly bombarded Jiao Pride.

Senior cross talk actor Zhang Shundao: "Jiao Hao, a person who has been banned by our cross talk industry, what qualifications does he have to teach others to speak cross talk? And it is simply grandstanding, does he know what seniors in the cross talk industry?"

Zhang Shun's partner Zhou Kui also said: "That's right, I didn't want to say anything to Jiao Proud. But now I think he thinks that he is starting to swell up with a little bit of achievement, all kinds of bombardment, such a person is a shameful scum. ”

"Block, this Jiao Pride must be blocked. ”

"It's so angry, I think this Jiao Pride is really a shame in our cross talk world. ”

……

Countless peers who watched Jiao Hao's cross talk, all of them jumped out one by one to crusade against Jiao Hao.

There are also many netizens who are proud and dissatisfied with Jiao are also bombarded.

"What is this thing doing but swearing? ”

"That's right. Litter. ”

"Hehe, such a scumbag still says how powerful he is, he really laughs at me. ”

……

Of course, some of the crusades are being attacked, and more people are checking some information to see if what Jiao Hao said is right.

Back to the Donghai Satellite TV Spring Festival Gala!

The director team was very happy at this time, and the leaders in the station were also very excited: "Director Zou, tell Lao Jiao and give them another 10 minutes." ”

Zou Ping smiled: "I also have this intention. ”

There is no way, now Donghai Satellite TV's Spring Festival Gala is already the first in the same period of discussion and ratings.

At this time, Jiao Proud's cross talk must be said more. So that the ratings can be stabilized.

Jiao Proud on the stage, looking at the gestures off the stage, he was also determined.

At this time, he looked at Zhao Huan and said, "How is it?

Zhao Huan said with some frustration: "I understand, I understand, but teacher, I am also a halfway monk." ”

Jiao proudly nodded and said: "It's okay, and the 'four lessons of cross talk' you said just now also has a certain truth." ”

Zhao Huan said: "Teacher, do you mean 'talking, learning, teasing, singing?'"

Jiao proudly said: "No, it's a pit, a trick, a kidnapping, and a deception." ”

Zhao Huan said: "Ah, what's going on?"

Jiao proudly said: "Many actors and many comedians have become popular without learning much basic skills, these are too popular, you let him learn again, do you think he can't learn?"

Zhao Huan said: "I shouldn't learn." ”

Jiao Hao said helplessly: "Yes, they don't learn." I'm already an artist, so they'll be able to do two sessions at a time, why, for example, I'm going to Shanxi. Yuci, I went to a place to act, played for a while, five minutes, and took 30,000 yuan, I can never come here again in this life. China is a big place, and you can't make money until you die, so slowly cheat it. ”

Zhao Huan: "Hey, it turns out that you can really be abducted." ”

Zhao Huan's more exaggerated sentence instantly caused a burst of laughter at the scene.

After Jiao Hao finished saying this, he asked: "By the way, back to the question just now, many people say that I am vulgar, what cross talk should be educational, and what should be elegant." ”

Zhao Huan said, "Master, isn't it right?"

"To his grandmother - roll. ”

Jiao Hao said loudly at this time.

"Poof, this Lao Jiao is really a good friend with Teacher Lin, and he even copied Teacher Lin's words. ”

"I'm rubbing, although Mr. Lin wrote it on a book friend, but I have to say that listening to Lao Jiao on the spot is too relieving. ”

"I dare say that after tonight, Lao Jiao will definitely become the target of public criticism. ”

"No, after tonight, haven't you seen that the Internet is falling out now?"

"yes, which actors are jumping out one by one now. ”

……

Many people were talking, and Zhao Huan on the stage had already grabbed Jiao Hao: "Teacher, you are calm." ”

"I'm calm. ”

Jiao proudly shook his head and said: "Who said it, cross talk must educate people, who said it, educational significance, what do you have to learn to listen to this cross talk, you have to stop the horse from going to listen to that paragraph, it's impossible, the China Peking Opera Company sings a three-way street, what education you have received after watching it, what education has you received, China Acrobatic Troupe, playing with a bear, what education have you received after watching it, fifteen people riding a bicycle, you have been educated, he violated the traffic rules, do you know?"

Zhao Huan 'sweated' and said, "Teacher, aren't you raising the bar?"

Jiao proudly said: "This is not a pole lifting, you have to let cross talk educate people, every paragraph has to be educational, I don't accept it, you know, there are too many forms of education for people, let go of cross talk, spare him, he didn't harm anyone, I think it's very good, don't be so demanding." ”

Zhao Huan nodded: "That's right, just now when I came on stage, Director Zou also specifically said that I, when I came on stage, remember to sing a song to teach everyone square dance." ”

"Who said that?"

"Director Zou. ”

Jiao was proud but a little helpless: "No one told me about this arrangement." ”

Zhao Huan said: "It's really Director Zou who said it, I don't believe you ask." ”

At this time, the camera was already aimed at Zou Ping, and Jiao Hao gritted his teeth and said, "Director Zou, what do you mean?"

Zou Ping hurriedly said: "Lao Jiao, calm, calm, the main thing is that the audience likes Zhao Huan to sing, it's none of my business, don't believe me, don't you ask?"

"Do you want to hear Zhao Huan sing?"

Zou Ping's words instantly made the audience boil, and they shouted loudly one by one: "I want to listen." ”

……

"I'm going to go, this cross talk is almost going to blow up the sky, why do you even have a special singing?"

"Yes, everyone hurry up and come and see, don't miss it when you pass by, I want to say that if you miss it, you will regret it. ”

"Khan, I really didn't expect Lao Jiao's cross talk to be so good this time, especially some of the stalks and jokes in it, I think it's really going to blow up. ”

"Today's Donghai Satellite TV is too hanging, there is wood, and you are so happy to cooperate with the director. ”

……

Zhao Huan was also a little helpless: "Teacher, look." ”

Jiao proudly said: "Okay, you can sing, but what song do you want to sing?"

At this time, Zhao Huan continued: "I said that I want to teach everyone square dance, what kind of song do you say this can be?"

Jiao Hao said with some disbelief: "You don't want to sing "The Most Dazzling National Style" or "Little Apple". ”

Zhao Huan nodded and said, "That's right, teacher, don't forget that I and Teacher Lin are friends, it's no problem for me to sing his songs, I don't believe you ask." ”

At this time, the camera was aimed at Lin Chen, and Lin Chen also smiled: "Yes, sing it, you must sing it well." ”

"Mr. Lin, don't worry, I'm a professional singer. ”

Zhao Huan said with a little excitement: "Then can I sing now, teacher?"

Jiao proudly nodded: "Okay, you can sing." ”

Zhao Huan was a little embarrassed and said, "This, teacher, I still need your favor." ”

"This, what does it have to do with me when you sing?"

Jiao was proud: "You won't let me sing a duet with you." ”

Zhao Huan shook his head: "It's not just this. ”

What's that?(To be continued.) )

PS: There is a building rush in the book review area, everyone should actively participate, it is said that the person who organized the event has cried and fainted in the toilet, and the orangutan is also wiping his tears in the toilet.