Tang Lin, who was playing with his nails, suddenly thought of something and said, "Don't say it, there will really be an eldest sister in her thirties who will let me get up." ”

"Oh, get you up!" Zhou Haoran echoed.

Tang Lin held his head high, looked down at the floor in front of his right, pretended to be very fierce, and pressed a duck and said, "Get up for me!"

The fierce tone made Zhou Haoran, who was watching his performance next to him, ask, "Is this the eldest sister?"

Then Tang Lin turned around, looked up at his left front, and whispered pitifully: "Eldest sister, you are not very old, why did you let me get up?"

When Zhou Haoran echoed and said, 'Is this a matter of age?', Tang Linyou turned back and looked down at the right front and pointed and said, "This is my seat!"

Tang Lin turned back and looked up at the left front, still whispering, "Eldest sister, how can you prove that this is your seat?"

Then Tang Lin turned back and pointed to the ground in front of him on the right and said, "I'm the conductor!"

At this time, Zhou Haoran suddenly looked at Tang Lin and said, "It turns out that it was the conductor." ”

At this time, Tang Lin turned to the left front again, bowed down and made a gesture of please, and said with a smile: "Okay, Sister Sales, you sit here, you sit here." ”

"What do you mean by eldest sister sales?" Zhou Haoran asked as he looked at Tang Lin suspiciously.

"Doesn't the conductor sell the eldest sister?" Tang Lin asked as a matter of course.

Zhou Haoran waved his hand at Tang Lin and said, "Don't call it a nickname." ”

Tang Lin didn't care about Zhou Haoran's meaning, pointed to the stage in front of him on the right and said, "You said that you just sat there and it was over?"

Zhou Haoran echoed: "That's right!"

Tang Lin put his mouth close to the microphone, stretched out his right hand and waved his hand to the audience: "No!"

"What's wrong?" Zhou Haoran asked.

Tang Lin replied, "She let that lady sit and take it!"

Zhou Haoran pointed at Tang Lin and said, "Look at the quality of others!"

Tang Lin still ignored Zhou Haoran and continued: "I can't stand up anymore!"

Zhou Haoran asked again: "Why can't you bear it?"

Tang Lin spread his hands flat, as if he was on the bus now, and then said, "I see all kinds of people on the bus." ”

Zhou Haoran nodded beside him and said, "All kinds." ”

Tang Lin made a gesture to answer the phone, and said in his ear: "Either call, the voice is very loud." ”

Zhou Haoran nodded: "Loud noise." ”

Tang Lin continued: "There are also people who listen to songs with headphones. ”

Zhou Haoran quickly nodded and agreed: "There is such." ”

Tang Lin said with disgust: "Stop, stop, you still sing." ”

Zhou Haoran interjected: "I can't help it!"

"What a broken song you are singing, that's!" Tang Lin said, turning his body sideways, looking very disgusted.

Zhou Haoran became interested now, and asked Tang Lin, "What song provoked you?"

After Tang Lin cleared his throat, he began to sing: "Ah...... Five rings ~ You have one more ring than the fourth ring. Yes...... Five rings~ You are one ring less than the sixth ring~ What kind of broken song do you say, this is!"

Zhou Haoran nodded, pointed at Tang Lin and said to the audience in agreement: "It's very good lyrics to change people's nonsense, how annoying it is, I'll tell you about this person." ”

"Okay, okay," Tang Lin smiled a little embarrassedly and slapped Zhou Haoran's hand pointing at him.

Zhou Haoran also put away his hand and asked Tang Lin, "What's the matter, I'm not happy to listen to it?"

Tang Lin sneered, and then continued very seriously: "The key, there are still people eating on the bus!"

Zhou Haoran asked strangely, "What's wrong with eating?"

Tang Lin looked at Zhou Haoran very seriously and said, "It is said that it is normal to eat. ”

Zhou Haoran also nodded in agreement and snorted.

"He ate breakfast on the bus for cleansing time, but the thing he ate ......," Tang Lin said, as if he had seen something terrible and disgusting, "Oh my God!"

Zhou Haoran asked curiously, "What's wrong with you?"

Tang Lin said very aggrievedly: "I can't bear it!"

"No, what did he eat?" Zhou Haoran asked a little strangely.

"Hit the marinated naan!" Tang Lin said aggrievedly.

"Hit the marinated naan?" Zhou Haoran looked at Tang Lin with a puzzled face, as if he had never heard such a word.

"Hmm!" Tang Lin nodded matter-of-factly.

After thinking about it for a while, Zhou Haoran still looked very puzzled, and then asked, "What is it?"

Tang Lin gestured and said: "The bottom of the naan is braised with a layer of marinade, and the naan is marinated." ”

Zhou Haoran also gestured and said: "The top layer of naan at the bottom is ...... It's called pizza, right? You don't even know what it is!"

Tang Lin was very surprised and clasped his mouth with his hand, exclaiming, "Oh my God! Is it so amazing?"

Zhou Haoran replied angrily: "Nonsense! This is called pizza!"

Tang Lin was surprised for a while, then quickly waved his hand again and said, "It doesn't matter! Anyway, there are still people who are doing something on the bus!"

Zhou Haoran asked: "Falling in love?"

Tang Lin nodded and said, "You say how annoying it is, it's normal to have a partner, but don't fall in love in a public place!"

Zhou Haoran also nodded thoughtfully: "Well, yes." ”

Tang Lin looked at Zhou Haoran and said as if he had found a bosom friend: "Isn't it? Although I haven't had a partner, if I fall in love, I will never fall in love there." ”

Zhou Haoran asked, "What's wrong with that?"

Tang Lin replied: "That's a public place!"

Zhou Haoran nodded, remembering that they were talking about the bus just now.

Tang Lin made a hugging and hugging posture and continued: "These two people hug and hug, gnaw and kiss, oh my God!"

Zhou Haoran next to him heard it and said on the side: "Alas, it's a little indecent!"

Tang Lin said a little angrily: "I can't bear it!"

Zhou Haoran asked, "What should you do?"

"I resist them!" Tang Lin said firmly.

Zhou Haoran continued to ask, "Oh, how can you resist them?"

At this time, Tang Lin rolled up his sleeves and said fiercely: "I'll pat that young man on the shoulder." ”

Zhou Haoran sighed a little uncertainly.

"Young man," Tang Lin said very seriously, but immediately squeezed his brows, and smiled very obscenely: "It's time to let go!"

"It's time to let it go......" Zhou Haoran still echoed what Tang Lin said, but soon found that something was wrong, and quickly grabbed Rang Lin and said, "You have to get it!"

Tang Lin continued: "I'm all set. ”

However, Zhou Haoran said loudly: "What are you going to prepare?

Tang Lin asked suspiciously, "What's wrong?"

Zhou Haoran asked righteously: "Can people be called Jean when they fall in love?"

Tang Lin was still very puzzled and asked, "What's wrong?"

Zhou Haoran replied angrily: "There is no such thing!"

Tang Lin asked innocently, "I have to get out of the car, what's wrong with me asking him to move and let me go?"