When Tang Lin heard Zhou Haoran's words, the smile on his face slowly put away, and he said a little unhappily: "Since the day I fight, I have cursed him every day, because he said that I am not talking about cross talk." ”

The audience burst into laughter again.

Zhou Haoran showed a look of indifference that was not as I expected, looked at Tang Lin's side face and said, "The acting is not good, and the popularity is not good." ”

Tang Lin turned his face to look at Zhou Haoran, and said dissatisfiedly: "What kind of popularity is not good, will you stand here if my popularity is not good?"

in the audience.

"Haha, Lao Zhou, are you a student?" Liu Mingjin said to Zhou Ziqun, who was speechless next to him.

"This kid!" Zhou Ziqun shook his head helplessly, he could still run up and take down this guy who deceived the teacher and destroyed the ancestors.

on stage.

But soon, Tang Lin seemed to have discovered something, looked at Zhou Haoran in surprise and said, "Hey, but I just found out that it's just been a summer vacation, why are you fat again?"

As he spoke, Tang Lin also slapped Zhou Haoran on the arm.

Zhou Haoran said dissatisfiedly: "What do you mean! I'm like this, okay?"

Tang Lin looked at Zhou Haoran's whole body, then pointed at Zhou Haoran and said, "You have to have more than three hundred catties, right?"

"Does this person have more than 300 pounds?" Zhou Haoran asked with a somewhat unnatural expression.

"How many catties?" Tang Lin leaned over his ears with a wicked smile on his face.

"Why are you asking this?" Zhou Haoran strongly wanted to avoid the topic.

"It's nothing, it's like listening to it, talking about it," Tang Lin still had a wicked smile, and almost didn't put his ear on Zhou Haoran's body.

"180!" Zhou Haoran hummed a number angrily.

After getting the answer, Tang Lin once again stood in front of his microphone and said disgustedly: "Why do you still say 180 pounds!"

"What do you mean?" Zhou Haoran was unconvinced.

Tang Lin rubbed his sleeves, and then said: "I always ask him how many catties, and he always tells me 180, 180." ”

"Well, it's been 180!" Zhou Haoran added.

However, Tang Lin's words were not interrupted, and he continued: "Later, I learned that the scale was 180!"

Zhou Haoran sighed, and suddenly realized: "It turns out that I am a person who has been called blind!"

Tang Lin continued: "How did I know that he was more than three hundred pounds?"

"Yes, how do you know?" Zhou Haoran also asked questioningly.

Tang Lin gestured and said: "Later, he used two titles, one for one foot, and both of them were 180. ”

"Dare to love me half and half is 180," Zhou Haoran said, "However, don't discuss my weight, let's talk about Professor Zhou asking you to come to this party!"

"Hmph! I can't bear to think of what he says about me!" Tang Lin shook his face and said angrily, then pouted and stood there.

"Have you seen it? Now there are such people in society, who are not used to this, who are not used to it, who can't bear it," Zhou Haoran said to the audience, and then pointed at Tang Lin, "It's you!"

When Tang Lin heard this, he turned his head, looked at Zhou Haoran and asked, "Who?"

"You!" Zhou Haoran replied as he looked at Tang Lin and raised a few tones.

Now Tang Lin was not happy when he heard this, and looked at the audience with a straight face and said: "There are such things in this society that people can't bear to do!"

"What's the thing that makes people unbearable?" Zhou Haoran looked at Tang Lin and asked loudly.

In order to prove his innocence, Tang Lin said excitedly: "Two days ago, two days ago, I went to the ancient town to travel ......"

"Travel?" Zhou Haoran grabbed Tang Lin, who was gesturing excitedly, and waited for Tang Lin to look at him before saying, "That's called tourism?

Tang Lin: "Oh, go shopping in the ancient town!"

Zhou Haoran: "Eh!"

Tang Lin: "I'm strolling around, ready to buy a book at the cultural relics bookstore in the ancient town, and there is a building for the book at the door of the bookstore, right?"

Zhou Haoran: "Eh, that's called sculpture!"

"Well, there's someone scribbling on it, can you bear it?" Tang Lin asked angrily.

"Ouch! This is an uncivilized phenomenon of tourism," Zhou Haoran nodded in agreement.

"Where is this?" Tang Lin asked with an impassioned expression.

Zhou Haoran: "Where?"

Tang Lin: "This is a relic of history and culture, a paradise for literati, and it contains quality and cultivation!"

Zhou Haoran nodded thoughtfully: "Eh, yes!"

Tang Lin: "I can't bear it!"

Zhou Haoran: "What should I do?"

"I resist them!" Tang Lin said, picking up a paper fan that had been prepared on the table from the table.

"Oh, how can you resist?" Zhou Haoran asked suspiciously.

Tang Lin took his IQ as a pen and wrote in the air and said: "Notice! This is your mistake! How did your parents educate you? How did the teacher teach you? Stinky and shameless!"

"Huh?" Zhou Haoran next to him looked at Tang Lin in confusion, but Tang Lin over there was still continuing his passionate speech.

"I also drew a few circles in the back!" Tang Lin continued to draw a few more times.

Zhou Haoran gestured his fingers and asked suspiciously, "What is this circle?"

Tang Lin, who had just put the fan back on the table, heard this, and quickly said, "I'll draw a circle and curse him!"

Zhou Haoran sighed angrily, looked at Tang Lin and sighed, but Tang Lin continued his passionate speech.

Tang Lin: "After I finish writing, I'll go home, take the bus!"

Zhou Haoran: "Yes!"

Tang Lin: "I can't bear to get on the bus!"

Zhou Haoran: "Hey, what's going on?"

Tang Lin: "There was an old lady who came up in a while, sixty or seventy years old, trembling when she walked, and she couldn't stand still!"

Zhou Haoran: "I'm old. ”

Tang Lin: "But no one gave up their seats on the bus, how annoying you say!"

Zhou Haoran: "Ouch, what kind of quality is this!"

"Either look down at your phone, or pretend to sleep, oh my God! I'm so angry that I can't sit still!" Tang Lin said angrily.

"Eh, he's so angry that he ......" Zhou Haoran still echoed Tang Lin, but soon he discovered the point of this, and his voice rose a few degrees, "Hey!

Zhou Haoran pulled the very angry Tang Lin over his face, "You are so angry that you can't sit still?!"

Tang Lin was very aggrieved, looked at Zhou Haoran and hummed.

"Do you have a seat?" Zhou Haoran looked at him with hooked eyes.

Tang Lin suddenly realized that he had slipped his mouth, looked up and looked around, and only after a long time did he hum quietly, standing there like a child who had done something wrong and bowing his head and playing with his fingernails.

"Then why don't you let it?" Zhou Haoran asked incomprehensibly.

Tang Lin thought for a while before he said aggrievedly: "I'm also tired!"

"Okay, what kind of reason do you have for this!" Zhou Haoran said loudly to Tang Lin.