Wu Xiaozheng just swaggered away, leaving behind two school guards with a hooded face.

"Sixth, what should I do?"

"What else can you do? Do you still want to report to the teacher?"

"I'm not talking about this, I'm talking about whether or not we're going to steal a chicken to eat. ”

"Of course we have to steal, why don't we steal? I think we're stupid enough to play such an interesting thing. ”

"Whose chicken is it to steal?"

"Why don't you steal the seventh class teacher Lu Yifan's house, that old pervert, the children are so old, and he is still staring at the female classmates in several classes, his eyes are shining, I have long seen him unpleasantly. ”

"Okay, just steal his house, and I don't like him. ”

……

What Wu Xiaozheng didn't know was that because of his instigation, the chicken stealing tide in No. 1 Middle School broke out in advance.

Next, many teachers had to move the chicken coop to their homes.

But even if Wu Xiaozheng knew, he would only gloat.

In his opinion, those teachers who usually violate teacher ethics and perform poorly do need to be taught a lesson.

If it is more serious, it is called self-destruction if you do too much injustice.

But for Wu Xiaozheng, it is enough for him to do this kind of thing once in this life, and the purpose is to experience the simple happiness of his previous life again.

It's a really good feeling!

Wu Xiaozheng successfully took Ding Xingwen back to the snail house, which can be regarded as a successful end to this trip to steal chickens.

As soon as he returned, Ding Xingwen immediately became excited.

"Zhenghan, this time I completely convinced you, you are really bold!"

"What's wrong?" Li Jianming asked anxiously.

The whole process lasted only about twenty minutes, but Li Jianming was already waiting impatiently at home.

The main problem was that he couldn't experience that thrill of participation.

Ding Xingwen excitedly talked to the second dwarf about the whole process of the incident, and the focus was naturally on what happened to the school guards.

In this trip to steal chickens, if he hadn't met the scene of the school guards, maybe Ding Xingwen would have been a little nervous and a little heartbeat, but he would definitely not be so excited.

It's a kind of excitement after a big ups and downs, and it feels like playing a roller coaster.

He believed that he would remember this scene for the rest of his life.

"Damn, Zhenghan is so good now, even the people in the school team have to give you face. ”

No matter how perfect Ding Xingwen's retelling is, it still can't bring Li Jianming the excitement of the scene, so after the second dwarf listened, this was the first feeling that came out.

Wu Xiaozheng ignored them.

For him, such a trivial thing really doesn't matter, and it doesn't even count as a heartbeat.

This is because of experience.

For Wu Xiaozheng now, the important thing is to quickly turn the two chickens into delicious.

While the two chickens were still warm, he first slashed a knife on each of the chickens' necks to bleed.

If the chicken blood is not released, it will affect the taste of the chicken.

It's a pity that the time was delayed for a while, and there was not much chicken blood released.

But since it's a stolen chicken, you can't be too particular.

The next step is naturally to blanch the chicken and pluck the feathers, open the intestines and break the belly to make delicious food, which is not difficult for Wu Xiaozheng.

Of course, the matter of plucking was handed over to Ding Xingwen and the second dwarf.

The chicken hasn't gotten well yet, but the second dwarf is thinking about next week: "Zhenghan, why don't we do it again next Saturday night?"

Looking at Li Jianming with an expectant face, Wu Xiaozheng was a little unsure of what to say.

If he was a real junior high school student now, or even a high school student, he could go on with it without any guilt.

Because their minds are not yet fully mature, middle school students can act without scruples when they do such absurd things, and they do not need to feel guilty psychologically.

But Wu Xiaozheng can't do it.

As a mature adult, doing this kind of thing once or twice can be said to be revenge, but once he does too much, he can't pass the level of conscience.

"Okay, it's enough to do this kind of thing once, and if you do too much, we'll really become thieves, you know?"

Wu Xiaozheng really didn't know how to explain to a second-year teenager like Erdwarf, but he didn't want to preach, so he had to deal with it casually.

"Zhenghan is right, it's enough to do this kind of thing once, and my anger is out, so we don't need to worry about Old Lady Zhao anymore. ”

Wu Xiaozheng looked at Ding Xingwen with a little surprise.

is also a second-year teenager, but Ding Xingwen's words made Wu Xiaozheng obviously feel that his mind was much more mature than that of the bear child of the second dwarf.

It seems that this person's character is not bad, not the kind that must be repaid.

To be honest, whether in the past life or in this life, if it weren't for Yan Gaohui's theft, Wu Xiaozheng would not have had too close a relationship with Ding Xingwen.

Now it seems that with Ding Xingwen's fairly open mind, Wu Xiaozheng feels that he has not helped him wrong.

It's worth it!

Wu Xiaozheng began to rejoice in the absurdity he had done.

The chicken is stuffy and ready to eat.

Wu Xiaozheng took out a bottle of Xiangshui Daqu and asked, "Do you want to have some?"

This is the wine that Yang Guiping bought when he came here yesterday.

Li Jianming and Ding Xingwen are a little eager to try.

At their age, because they don't belong to the kind of children in the countryside who are too early in the world, wine is still something that they have not tried much.

"Then come on, happy today. ”

Ding Xingwen took the lead in responding.

Not to mention Li Jianming.

If it was at home, he might not dare, but here in Wu Xiaozheng, he wished he could have the opportunity to try the taste of alcohol.

It's a taste of indulgence.

Two chickens, each of which is a little hen of almost three catties, Wu Xiaozheng except for a part of his sister and Zhang Ying, the rest was eaten by three people.

Ding Xingwen and Li Jianming really ate a lot, and they also drank some wine.

However, when they were drinking for the first time, they obviously couldn't drink enough, and they began to talk after drinking.

"Zhenghan, I really have to thank you this time...... Something like this happened suddenly, and I was stunned...... If you hadn't helped me out of this breath, I don't know if I would have been able to get out of this shadow...... Thank you so much...... I will remember your ...... for the rest of my life."

Ding Xingwen drank so much that his tongue was already a little knotted.

However, Wu Xiaozheng can see that this person usually doesn't talk much and will hold his thoughts in his heart, but now he has finally vented it.

If only I could put this thing down!

Wu Xiaozheng felt that the vote for stealing chickens was worth it.

Li Jianming also began to talk nonsense: "Zhenghan...... I also want to thank you...... It was all up to you to help me last time......"

Wu Xiaozheng sighed.

I thought, you two dwarfs really have to thank me.

But what you should really thank me for is not the last cafeteria, but tomorrow!

Maybe tomorrow, I'll find a way to get you out of the way.