What does it mean to be fat?

For Wu Xiaozheng, swaggering to steal chickens is really not very bold, and the next one is called boldness.

Ding Xingwen was an eye-opener.

After arriving near the downstairs of Old Lady Zhao, according to Wu Xiaozheng's instructions, Ding Xingwen stood on the periphery and began to take on the task of vigilance.

As for the hands-on things, Wu Xiaozheng naturally had to do it himself.

He first found the chicken coop of Old Lady Zhao's house.

Stealing chickens is not difficult to say, but it is not easy to say.

For those who have never done it, accidents may happen in minutes, but for veterans like Wu Xiaozheng, it is as easy as a breeze.

The teachers are not stupid either.

They know that it's not safe for chickens to keep outside, even if it's in a middle school.

So Mrs. Zhao's chicken coop is locked with a small padlock.

If this matter was not prepared in advance, Wu Xiaozheng might have been stumped here.

However, Wu Xiaozheng was fully prepared.

He pulled out a small finger-thick steel bar, and with a light prie, the small padlock was scrapped.

His movement caused a small commotion in the chicken coop.

But it doesn't matter, this little commotion doesn't have serious consequences.

Anyone who has raised or stolen chickens knows that if you go to catch chickens during the day, the movement will be really big, and the so-called chicken flying dog jumping is to describe this.

But at night, the chickens will be very quiet, and even if there is a little commotion, the chickens will only cluck softly once or twice, and move a little.

Now Wu Xiaozheng's action has brought a commotion to the chickens, which is far less than a mouse in the chicken coop.

The next step is more crucial.

The cage door is opened, and it's time to strike at the chickens.

It takes skill.

No matter how well-behaved the chicken is at night, it will still scream once it is related to its own itching.

Wu Xiaozheng has also been prepared for this.

He took out a small flashlight, turned it on, and shone directly on a little hen he fancied.

Chickens have congenital night blindness, so night blindness is also called chicken eyes, which is the reason.

Now that Wu Xiaozheng is shining a strong light on the eyes of the chicken, the chicken is even more invisible.

Now it's time to start.

This is also skillful.

According to the normal method of catching chickens, it is to catch the wings of chickens.

But this method is not suitable for stealing chickens, because if you grab chicken wings, the chickens will not toss, but will cry desperately.

So Wu Xiaozheng put the flashlight in his mouth first, grabbed the chicken's neck and pulled out the chicken coop.

When the neck is scratched, the chicken naturally can't scream, but it will flutter.

But as soon as it wanted to move, Wu Xiaozheng's other hand had already grabbed its wings.

Then Wu Xiaozheng twisted the chicken's neck again, and the chicken's head and its spinal nerves were immediately twisted off.

In such a situation, the chicken instinctively fluttered a few times, and then completely stopped moving.

Wu Xiaozheng threw the chicken into a cloth bag he brought, stepped on it with his foot, and then stared at another little hen.

There are a bit too many people, and one chicken may not be enough to eat.

Let's have two!

Wu Xiaozheng did the same again, and another chicken also entered the cloth bag he brought.

He's kind of responsible.

After the two chickens arrived, Wu Xiaozheng closed the door of the chicken coop and re-hung the broken padlock.

Well, so that tomorrow morning and the rest of the chickens will not run away!

Mr. Zhao, I'm kind enough to you!

Wu Xiaozheng praised his kindness.

Accidents can happen at any time, especially when bad things are done.

When Wu Xiaozheng had just succeeded, there was an accident on Ding Xingwen's side not far away.

"Who?" With a shout, two bright flashlights shone on Ding Xingwen's body, one of which also shone into his eyes.

It's a school guard with a red armband!

Ding Xingwen was careless.

He was obviously on guard, but because he was nervous, his attention was always focused on Wu Xiaozheng's side, and he didn't even notice that the two school guards walked up.

Ding Xingwen was completely stunned.

Newcomers are like this, when they encounter a special situation, they will panic and completely lose their square inches.

The reason why Wu Xiaozheng is reluctant to take newcomers to do bad things is this reason.

Ding Xingwen was so nervous that he couldn't speak at this time.

Alas, you still have to come forward to solve it yourself.

Wu Xiaozheng picked up the cloth bag containing the chicken and swaggered over.

"Night watch?"

A flashlight moved towards Wu Xiaozheng, shone on his face, and immediately flashed away again.

"Wu Xiaozheng?" asked the school guard who followed him in disbelief.

Wu Xiaozheng is really too famous in No. 1 Middle School now, and if he is a little naughty, no one knows him.

"It's me. ”

As soon as it was confirmed that it was Wu Xiaozheng, the school guard immediately burst into a smile, and asked with a slight stammer: "Oh, why are you not sleeping so late?"

"Stealing chickens. ”

Ding Xingwen, who was in the circle, was even more confused.

Wu Xiaozheng, is this not a big self-recruitment?

The two nurses were also a little confused.

Your sister, we know that you may not be doing anything good, but can you not say it so directly?

For Wu Xiaozheng didn't do a good job, in fact, the two nursing team members were mentally prepared.

I don't sleep so late, there is a person who is still sneakily watching the wind, it's no wonder that he can do good things!

But the school guards are all smart people.

They're not like other nerds who cling to their principles.

They know that some people are better not offended, such as Wu Xiaozheng.

So as long as Wu Xiaozheng casually makes an excuse, they plan to turn a blind eye.

Who knew that Wu Xiaozheng was so direct, and he actually said bad things like this.

How does this make them good?

Wu Xiaozheng smiled.

He asked again: "It's a big night, isn't it hard to patrol the night?"

"Sort of. The nurse replied a little mechanically.

"You guys are so stupid, blessed you don't know how to think. ”

"Huh?"

Wu Xiaozheng shook the two chickens in his hand and said, "See, there are so many chickens in the school, you can catch one or two at will, burn a fire and roast them, it is definitely a pleasure to eat, much better than your stupid night patrol." ”

Ding Xingwen is even more blindfolded.

Is Wu Xiaozheng instigating a crime?

The nurses were also a little embarrassed.

"That's not good, the chickens are raised by the teachers. ”

"Are you stupid? A good teacher's chickens can't be stolen, but what about a bad teacher? You know why I came to steal chickens tonight? It's because our homeroom teacher offended my classmate, and I brought him to vent his anger. ”

"Is this your homeroom teacher's chicken?" asked the school guard in surprise.

"Yes, what do you think! Come, how I tell you to steal chickens......

Next, Wu Xiaozheng actually whispered to the two school guards to teach the skills of stealing chickens at night.

After finishing speaking, he also shoved a piece of steel bar in his hand into the hand of one of the school guards: "This tool will be given to you, when you steal it, remember to help me steal our homeroom teacher's chicken again, that is, the chicken coop with the front lock being broken......"

Ding Xingwen: "......"

School Nurse: "......"

Can you still play like this?

Is this called audacity?

PS: The incident of the school guards stealing chickens is a real case that happened to Lao Hei when he was in middle school, and Lao Hei quoted it in this book to promote the development of the plot. If you don't like it, please understand.