"I also use this color of lipstick, and I didn't think you would use it well. ”

The one who suddenly interjected was naturally Chen Jie, who created this excitement and didn't think it was a big deal at any time.

"You ......"

Lin Jiahao was already in a trance because his strength was almost exhausted, so he sat there and was smeared by the makeup artist, and when he heard the sound, he subconsciously turned around, and as a result, the makeup artist's lip pencil, dipped in lipstick, drew a long red horizontal line on Lin Jiahao's face.

The makeup artist hurriedly took the makeup remover cotton stained with makeup remover and wiped it for Lin Jiahao, and apologized again and again.

Of course, Lin Jiahao no longer has the strength to blame anything, and he can't even express his anger.

This Chen Jie is always aimed at herself on weekdays, and it looks even more unpleasant at this time.

In physics, the law of conservation of energy, so Lin Jiahao saw that he was unhappy, but Chen Jie was full of comfort, and even praised him sincerely: "This makeup suits you very well, really, great!"

Stick you are paralyzed! Lin Jiahao slandered.

On the stage, the host introduced more than 30 special key guests present, and then raised his voice an octave and said: "On behalf of Mr. Lin Jiahao and his family, please allow me to express my warm welcome and heartfelt thanks to all of you! ”

"Alright, alright!"

Lin Jiahao almost pushed away the hand of the makeup artist who was applying it to himself with all his strength and stood up. Because the ceremony has begun, he can't still be here with blush and lipstick like a girl, right?

The host glanced to the side and made sure that Cao Ning and Lin Jiahao were there, so he continued: "Now for the first item of the ceremony, please invite the hero and heroine to appear on the stage." ”

Music plays.

Cao Ning glanced at Lin Jiahao, but Lin Jiahao didn't have the heart to look back at Cao Ning because all his strength was used to support his two legs.

However, it may be because he has been sitting for a long time with makeup, or it may be that he was too empty before, although he stood up at this time, Lin Jiahao felt a little unable to open his legs.

To make matters worse, the stomach started to go wrong again. Could it be that this time it is the sequelae of taking too many antidiarrheal drugs?

And Cao Ning looked at Lin Jiahao, mainly based on the principle that he didn't move himself, after all, he was not happy about it.

Everyone's eyes turned to Lin Jiahao with the host's words.

This time, I had to face it.

Lin Jiahao tried to squeeze out a smile and stepped forward.

It's like stepping on cotton, it's really like stepping on cotton. Subconsciously, Lin Jiahao stretched out his hand and grabbed Cao Ning's arm.

There's no way, it's really a little unbearable, so just hold on.

This scene is a bit weird, which makes the host a little unsure of how to say it. Because under normal circumstances, the man is holding the woman's hand on stage, otherwise the woman is holding the man's arm, how can the man hold the woman's arm?

However, there was already some uproar in the audience, and the host had to say: "It seems that our Mr. Lin Jiahao loves our Miss Cao Ning very, very much, and he is about to get engaged, and he is worried that his fiancée will run away, so he just grabbed it." ”

After the words fell, the two had already arrived on stage.

The atmosphere is eerie.

Cao Ning was already unhappy, and he was grabbed by his arm hard, and he was in pain, so his face was a little distorted. But fortunately, because he was caught, Cao Ning, who was crying and mourning, did not become the focus of everyone's attention.

Unveiled, under normal circumstances, a bow.

This is a good thing for Lin Jiahao, because his waist can no longer straighten. So he didn't have a look at Cao Ning, and he didn't have time to wait for the host to say anything, so he directly bent down at 60 degrees.

Cao Ning's face twitched, and he was about to bend down as well, when suddenly, a crisp "poof" sound came to mind in his ears, and after the amplification of the stage amplification effect, it was not deafening, but it was definitely deafening.

What was that?

Also, what does it smell like?

Subconsciously, Cao Ning looked behind Lin Jiahao, the source of the voice.

Everyone is speculating, although there is a chance that this will happen, it is always embarrassing and difficult to discuss when it happens in such a large public.

But as the maker of this sound, Lin Jiahao is very clear that he farted again.

Fart is now a nightmare for Lin Jiahao. It's really the first time he's known that when he has diarrhea, farting will squirt out shit.

And now?

It feels like the ass should be dry.

However, my whole body has been inaccurate because of diarrhea, could it be that I am already ugly at this time?

Of course, the main thing is this series of sounds, which almost everyone at the scene heard.

Gritting his teeth, Lin Jiahao let go of Cao Ning's arm, took two steps to the side, and rushed off the stage directly.

That's right, it's a sideways stride, similar to a crab's posture. Because he was afraid that if he turned around, he would let people see the colored pants.

Seeing Lin Jiahao rushing off the stage inexplicably, Cao Ning made a shrug grimace and came down from the other side of the stage directly.

The host swore that this was the first time he had seen a couple of newcomers on stage at the same time and then go down from both sides. The point is, the program hasn't ended yet, why did people go down?

Everyone's eyes were almost all looking at Lin Jiahao, but he had already rushed into the room under the gaze of everyone.

Understandable.

In fact, everyone present can understand, after all, everyone has experienced diarrhea. But if you want to have diarrhea in public, anyone will feel embarrassed about it.

Well, it's time to put the host to the test.

At this time, if you are cold, or suddenly burst into laughter, the host feels that his 100,000 yuan can be yellow.

So he hurriedly rescued the scene and said: "Our two newcomers today are a pair of childhood sweethearts, they grew up together since childhood and are intimate. Below, let's take a look at the years that the two newcomers have walked together. ”

When the words fell, the host gave the sound engineer a look, and the sound engineer hurriedly began to play the video materials that had been prepared long ago.

The lights on the scene began to dim.

On the screen, a group of children are running around the yard, laughing and playing.

These are obviously videos of Lin Jiahao and Cao Ning when they were children, and they don't mean much to most of the guests at the scene. Besides, everyone knows that Lin Jiahao and Cao Ning can still communicate a little when they are young.

However, Deng Qinsheng still watched it with relish, and shared his feelings with Xiao Yao from time to time: "Look at that's you! You're dozing off again!"

Xiao Yao raised his eyelids and looked at the screen, then glanced at Deng Qinsheng and said, "Your shoes seem to be worn backwards." ”

Hearing this, Deng Qinsheng subconsciously looked down at his feet.

"I'm talking about you back then!" Xiao Yao twitched the corner of his mouth and added, "I really don't know how to wear my shoes backwards, don't you know that it's uncomfortable?"

"It's like you've been wearing the right shoes since you were a kid!"

"Uh-huh!"