Chapter 779: Lin Jiahao, who is worse than dead
Ten minutes, not too long and not too short.
For the guests in the courtyard, the opening of the table has been delayed anyway, and there is not much difference between being five minutes late and fifteen minutes late, it is nothing more than everyone chatting for a while. Besides, this wedding company is still very good, everything that should be arranged has been arranged, and the descendants of the Lin family are also very thoughtful in service.
For Cao Ning and Chen Jie, it was almost a blink of an eye. It's all about feelings. Things like looking forward to the stars and the moon always feel that they come very slowly and not easily. And what doesn't want to happen, it seems to be coming on a rocket.
That's right, didn't you say ten minutes? Why was Lin Jiahao "dragged" out in the blink of an eye?
Indeed, Lin Jiahao was "dragged out". To be precise, it was carried out by two people.
In the past ten minutes, Lin Jiahao felt that he had experienced life and death again.
There should be a lot of people who drink too much and vomit until the yellow bile comes out, but there should not be many people who have diarrhea and feel that their intestines are about to come out. After all, no one just takes a bad stomach is equivalent to taking ten times the medicine for constipation.
The laxative that Chen Jie bought was not immediate, to be precise, it was a bit like a detoxification drug. Therefore, the onset of action is slow, deep detoxification, and the effect is long-lasting.
It was because of this depth and persistence that the housekeeper used three antidiarrheal pills, a large handful of various pills, which were almost really forced into Lin Jiahao's mouth, so that he seemed to have a sense of stopping after the earth-shattering diarrhea.
In fact, all antidiarrheal drugs have an immediate effect, and there is nothing wrong with it. The principle is equivalent to the one that is "blocked" in the water, which condenses the thin and unbearable Xiang that may be spewed out at any time because of a fart, so as to achieve the effect of antidiarrheal.
However, Lin Jiahao really stretched his legs weakly.
Of course, before the diarrhea, he had actually snapped to the point of weakness, so the next few diarrheals were almost pulling with his life.
Hell knows what kind of purgatory he's been through this afternoon.
Even Chen Jie, the initiator, can only guess three or five points, after all, she has not practiced, she can only think about it, and she can't understand it at all.
In the courtyard, the guests gathered, and Song Qian blended into the crowd, very without a sense of existence.
In fact, at this time, even Deng Qinsheng and Xiao Yao have no sense of existence in the crowd, after all, there are only two protagonists today, and both of them have already appeared in front of everyone.
Everyone's eyes were shifted.
But how does it feel a little wrong?
Seeing that Lin Jiahao was really "dragged" by two subordinates, Lin Zhenyuan's face became even darker. The "drag" he just said is just a habitual word, and he really "drags" it, where does he put his face?!
"Ahem!"
Lin Zhenyuan coughed vigorously twice, so frightened that he hugged Lin Jiahao's two subordinates, and subconsciously let go.
Lin Jiahao is really weak-legged, completely supported by the support of two people, so after being suddenly let go, it is no exaggeration to slam a weak leg and staggered forward a few steps.
Fortunately, the antidiarrheal medicine is somewhat effective, and because he has already arrived in the yard, Lin Jiahao doesn't want to be looked at like a soft-legged shrimp by outsiders, so he supports it hard, and he doesn't fall down directly because he was suddenly let go.
However, this time, many people present couldn't help but cover their mouths and snicker. It's just that the Lin family's big loser spends money like running water, and he can't think of this body.
"Ladies and gentlemen!"
The master of ceremonies at the engagement ceremony made a shining appearance when it was determined that the hero and heroine were already in place.
As the number one master of ceremonies of Jiayuan Wedding Company, the host of the general price of about 100,000 yuan, he can get a salary of about 3,000, and this 2 million wedding should be able to get 60,000 yuan in proportion, but he didn't dare to think so. After all, the workload is about the same, and it is terrible to host an engagement ceremony and get 60,000 yuan.
However, just now, the new boss of the company actually patted himself on the shoulder and said that he would host it well and give 100,000 after this is completed.
100,000 Ah! A wedding is officiated, and a car is enough!
For these 100,000, it was hail on the scene today, and he also melted it on the spot!
Because of the host's voice, most people's eyes were more or less attracted to the past, and Lin Jiahao straightened up a little proudly and recovered a little.
"Good days are fun, and good days are good. On this festive and beautiful day, we gather together and gather here, and I am also very honored to preside over and hold the engagement ceremony of Miss Cao Ning and Mr. Lin Jiahao here, let us witness and share the joy of this golden boy and girl from acquaintance, love to love, let us all spend a very happy and unforgettable happy day. First of all, I would like to solemnly introduce all the distinguished guests who have come to today's engagement ceremony......"
Although it is a boring routine, there is nothing wrong with using this boring routine. Because for a master of ceremonies who earns a salary, not making mistakes is the biggest achievement. After all, if you want to be exciting, it is easy to step on the line, in case an inappropriate word makes the customer unhappy, 100,000 yuan will be in vain.
So let's introduce.
Of course, no one has any objection to this process, after all, this is the traditional routine. It's not like you're here to see the excitement.
Taking advantage of the time when the host was almost chattering like chanting, the makeup artist hurriedly stepped forward to give Lin Jiahao powder.
Seeing this, Lin Jiahao subconsciously took a big step back, and said vigilantly: "What are you doing?!"
The makeup artist is very wronged, as the makeup artist of Jiayuan Wedding Company, although he is not responsible for the pre-makeup of the two newlyweds, he must pay attention to any problems with the appearance of the two at any time to ensure that the whole wedding is smooth and beautiful.
That's right, everything at the wedding scene is the company's business. After all, two million, you can't just set up a stage and finish it, right?
And this groom official was discovered by the makeup artist as soon as he appeared.
Is this overindulgence? Why is the whole zombie face?
That's right, it's a zombie face, it's not just pale, but pale and mixed with gray and blue, combined with the reputation of this defeated family to the outside world, it is easy to think that it is too much.
Of course, for whatever reason, this kind of face can't go on stage.
So the makeup artist rushed over as soon as possible.
Other men usually have a few hours of saintly time after they finish slapping, but Lin Jiahao experienced an almost crazy passive slap this afternoon, and he felt that he could practice in retreat for three or five years.
Really, I'm really afraid of touching a woman again!
That is, when he saw what the woman who rushed over was holding in her hand, Lin Jiahao calmed down a little. He knew he really needed this.
So, in addition to the whitening cream that modifies the complexion, there is also a highlighter, a blush, and even a lipstick.
Lin Jiahao can only accept it, after all, when he comes to power, he will lose his own face.