Chapter 1587: The Three Views Are Destroyed
A good solemn opening ceremony of the 'dojo' of the Wa Palace disciple Keke, was forced to be made into a similar party or concert by the bear child, but this is also in line with the little guy's consistent style of acting, no matter what serious things come to her hands, basically will not escape such a strange circle, obviously this time is no exception.
Looking at the affectionate singing of Jilei Mountain Maiba on the rostrum, Nuwa's mood was quite complicated, but looking at the people on the stage just now, it seemed that they were quite interested in what was happening now, and they were also very excited.
Although the Pingtian Great Sage on the rostrum revealed his true appearance and had a huge bull's head on his head, the ordinary people at the scene did not show any fear at all, and some people even cheered with the 'nurses' from Jilei Mountain, making the atmosphere of the scene very hot.
I don't know if the Bull Demon King is crazy personally, in short, he found that after the people below became excited, he sang more energetically on stage, and he also had more and more of a singer's demeanor.
The stage type, gestures, the old cow is all with a board and an eye, and even from time to time will face the microphone towards the audience, and then a kind of "nursery" of Jilei Mountain will cooperate in unison to come loudly to the two voices, and the old cow on the stage will be set off quite a star style.
At the end of the song, Lao Niu reluctantly walked off the rostrum.
The guests sitting behind the rostrum, in a row, were stunned one by one, and the whole person fell into a sluggish appearance, among which the most shocking performance was the representative of the Four Seas Dragon Palace, or the representative of the Heavenly Court, and the people of the Three Realms such as the Jinao Island Five.
On the contrary, the two old men Jin and Li, who represent the world, were not so shocked, although they were also surprised, but their reactions were definitely not as big as others.
The reason for this is very simple, because the two old men Jin and Li don't know what kind of status the old cow who sang just now has in the Three Realms, and what a brilliant Niu life experience he has.
Sun Wukong is most well-known is to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace, and it is through this battle with Heaven that it finally played its own prestige and fame, and I don't know which reincarnated guy with his recovered memory is written in myths and legends, and is well remembered and understood by all sentient beings.
But often everyone doesn't know that the Bull Demon King has also fought with Heavenly Court, and his record is even more brilliant than Sun Wukong, although it ended in failure, but the Bull Demon King also showed a strength that was no less than Sun Wukong, and even stronger than him.
Of course, among the demon kings, it is not only Sun Wukong and the Bull Demon King who have made the heavenly court, but also the three demons of the Lion Camel Country.
Speaking of which, Heavenly Court is really sad enough.
It seems that they have become the touchstone for the demon king to erect a flag and a stick, but if there is a powerful demon king who wants to make a name for himself, then he must find heaven to be a target to practice.
But with such a glorious history of 'Niu Sheng', the powerful and brave Bull Demon King is still a barley tyrant who likes to sing, which is beyond everyone's expectations.
"Hmph! shameless thing, you know that you have to be upright and upright to go crooked, and you have to be a demon, does he think that everyone doesn't know that the guys who are waving flags and shouting in the audience are its children!"
After the Bull Demon King finished singing, his rich and magnetic singing voice suddenly made ordinary people who came to participate in the opening ceremony like it, which made Sun Wukong a little angry.
Originally, it thought that it would be in the limelight at the opening ceremony.
But now, this limelight is given by Lao Niu, so how can Sun Wukong be comfortable.
Nuwa glanced at Sun Wukong, who turned into a beautiful boy and looked indignant, and really felt that such a monkey was funny enough, and it was much more interesting than being serious all day long.
The beautiful host of the Qingqiu Fox Clan once again walked on the rostrum, holding a microphone to broadcast the next show, after the performance of the Bull Demon King, the people under the stage of the next show are already full of expectations in their hearts, and everyone hopes to see which one of the comics will come out to 'perform'.
"A fiery song that ignites our vision for tomorrow! Invincible Martial Arts brings hope to everyone, so that everyone can have a better future! Now please look on the left, I hope you can think about it in your heart when watching the opening ceremony, whether you want to join the Invincible Martial Arts Dojo, if you are interested, please go to the recruitment office to sign up, there will be a full-time makeup artist there, put on makeup for you, and obtain the initial qualification to worship the invincible flow.
Next, you will go to the qualification test site to accept the qualification test of the witches from New Orleans, USA, who are hired by us with high salaries, as long as you can pass the test, you will officially become a reserve member of the invincible stream, and start to systematically learn the martial arts with the power of destroying the world.
Don't hesitate!
Life is not more than a hundred years, joining the invincible flow is your best choice, and more importantly, after becoming a reserve disciple, in addition to systematically learning martial arts every day, there is also a guarantee of free three meals, and the invincible flow also provides dormitories. ”
The fox sister paper used very tempting words to tempt the ordinary people who came to see the excitement on the rostrum, after all, the invincible flow of cocoa is too strange, so everyone still needs to take a look and weigh it before making a decision.
You know, just because of the article [every invincible disciple must be painted with dark gothic makeup], I don't know how many people dare not sign up.
Not to mention the 'Taoism' that Coco wants to teach, it is not the legendary immortal methods and methods, but the so-called 'martial arts'.
Fortunately, although the ordinary people who came here were very hesitant, some little monsters began to sign up for it with a lot of face, so it didn't get cold.
And the Huaxia Capital Garrison Military Region also sent a regiment to specially let the soldiers of this regiment join the Invincible Stream Dojo to see what kind of bull breaking things can be learned from the Invincible Stream Dojo.
This is the result of the two old men Jin and Li convincing the current bosses.
The reason why the current boss and the two old men Jin Li dared to make this plan was because they had confidence in Coco's master Nuwa, and believed that Nuwa, as a master, would never see their apprentice's dojo be so strange all the time.
Not to mention anything else, as long as Nuwa can teach one or two magical powers, then the soldiers of this regiment will definitely benefit a lot.
What is especially important is that the soldiers of this regiment join the invincible stream, which is equivalent to having a relationship with Nuwa, and they can be regarded as people in the line of the Wa Palace.
If there is any problem in the future, relying on this relationship, maybe Nuwa can take care of it.
Based on the above complicated calculations and considerations, there was such a result that the garrison military region sent a regiment of soldiers to join the invincible stream.
However, whether it is those little monsters or a regiment of soldiers sent by the garrison military region, everyone has to face a tangled choice and test, that is, let the makeup artist paint themselves with dark non-mainstream makeup, and wear the costumes that Coco ordered at a large price, which is full of strong 'village killing and village killing' atmosphere.
Maybe the little monsters don't care, after all, they are monsters, and they don't have such a big rejection of strange costumes, but the soldiers of the regiment sent by the garrison military region are quite speechless.
But after all, the order of the superior is greater than the sky, so even if they are entangled, they still walk into the makeup studio one by one and let the makeup artists invited by Coco start to put on their makeup.
Subsequently, not surprisingly, batches of 'township non-village killing' were freshly baked, which became a 'beautiful' scenery on the edge of the square, attracting people's attention.
The young and beautiful Qingqiu girl on the stage posted on the screen: "Below, please enjoy the large-scale song and dance performance "A Fire" in Huaguo Mountain, the singer of Huaguo Mountain is Xiao Kongkong, please performers!"
"Oops, it's my turn. ”
With the completion of the Qingqiu Mei paper, Sun Wukong, who had been thinking about it in pieces, ran away, leaving Nuwa with a black line on her face, and Xiao Coco who was excited.
The strong rhythm music sounded, the monkeys of Huaguo Mountain took the stage, and Sun Wukong also stood on the stage as a beautiful boy, posing in a cool pose, which caused many girls in the audience to scream.
After all, compared with the monster image of Lao Niu, the image of Sun Wukong, a beautiful boy, can easily win the favor of girls.
"Sullen!"
Looking at Sun Wukong posing on the stage, Nuwa gently spit out two words.
You're like that fire
The blazing fire burned me
You're like that fire
The roaring light of the fire warmed me
This is a rock type song, as the rhythm progresses, the posed Monkey King finally sings, and dances while singing, and the monkeys on the left and right sides of it also begin to dance with it.
Nuwa raised her hand to hold her forehead, looking like she had a headache.
Obviously, today's performance of the Bull Demon King and Sun Wukong has already made her feel that her three views have been ruined, and she can't look directly at the two of them.
"Let's go, let's stop looking. Nuwa doesn't want to continue watching, because she is not in a good state now, and if she continues to watch, God knows if she will go crazy.
"Oh, master, where are we going?" Coco asked, following as the master left.
Nuwa replied weakly, "Where else can I go, go and see those young people who have passed this test and become your Invincible Stream Reserve disciples." ”
Although the 'Invincible Stream' is Cocoa's Dojo, in fact, anyone can regard Coco's Dojo as a branch of the Wa Palace, and it is completely one with the Wa Palace.
Nuwa is also very clear about this.
Since she knows this truth, and as Coco's master, of course, Nuwa will be relieved to see the people or demons who intend to worship her apprentice Coco.