Chapter 1586 - There Is Still a Show at the Opening Ceremony?

"Wow, there are so many people coming. ”

When the two old men of Jin and Li, under the guidance of Jin Jianjian, pasted the jade slip on their foreheads and absorbed the martial arts inheritance in the jade slip on the spot, Coco walked out of the building with his four friends and three martial arts instructors and came to the temporary rostrum.

Pietro stepped on his feet and looked at the dense crowd in the square in front of him, and couldn't help but widen his eyes and sighed, he didn't feel it when he stood on the top floor before, but now he realized that there were really a lot of people when he felt it up close.

Wanda, who had been very quiet, asked Coco at this time: "Do you accept so many people here?" I think it is inevitable that the qualifications are uneven, and some people even have other purposes in mind. ”

Ensha, who had always pretended to be a little transparent, also nodded in agreement, obviously agreeing with Wanda's little worry.

Hearing this, Coco smiled mysteriously and said, "During this time, I haven't watched much online immortal cultivation, and I have also learned a lot from these, and at the same time, I have also studied a routine with a template, which can completely avoid the things you are worried about." ”

The bear child is a bear child in the end, no one thought that she would use the settings in the network to implement it in reality.

"There will be many classes of my invincible flow martial arts, true disciples, descendant disciples, inner doors, outer doors, miscellaneous servants, and people who have not been tested want to learn advanced invincible flow martial arts, it is simply impossible, and I will not cheap them in the martial arts of mainland goods. ”

Coco, who looked like a cowhide boom, explained while walking onto the rostrum.

Pietro, who was following behind Coco, asked Coco, "Boss, do you really want to stay in the invincible stream of the four of us?"

Coco, who was walking in front, responded: "Of course, you are the four elders of my invincible stream, and you are specifically responsible for foreign wars to exterminate all those who dare to provoke my invincible stream, so the burden on your shoulders is very heavy." ”

Coco replied to Pietro with a pretended to be old-fashioned.

Petro didn't care about the status of the arrangement, and he asked, "Is there a salary?"

This is a typical money fan, basically he mixes with Cocoa, one is that Coco is strong, and the other is that Coco is very rich.

So, following a powerful and tyrant little girl like Coco is definitely the best choice in the eyes of Pietro, a money fan.

"Money junkies!"

Ensha, who has been pretending to be small and transparent, and is just scared by Coco, couldn't help but complain.

Although this Lori version of the apocalypse in another time and space was only conquered by Coco by force and finally became her subordinate, she thinks that she has to be more disciplined than Pietro.

However, Pietro, who was thick-skinned and never ashamed, didn't care at all after hearing Ensa's complaint behind him.

Instead, he glanced at Ensha with contempt, whistled and said to Ensha: "I just like money, what's wrong? I now open a harem at school and have a lot of girlfriends, so I have to make a lot of money, otherwise how can I support so many girlfriends." ”

At first glance, it sounds like a lot of reason.

But if you think about it, there is no reason for this.

Petro is just a little kid who has just entered the first grade of elementary school, and he actually claims to have opened a harem at school and has made a lot of girlfriends!

It's just sensational, okay.

What kind of harem do you say you have as a first-grade fart kid and what kind of girlfriend do you have!

Especially when you say it so openly and shamelessly.

"Sally likes to eat steaks for school lunches that are on sale, and that's $5. Lili likes to eat Long Island House chocolate, which is $7. I also have to roller skate with Levin every day, which costs $12 to make, and the other girls like ice cream, some like movies, some like me to give them Barbie, and some like me to take them out to eat Yoshinoya beef rice, so I need to make a lot of money. ”

Pietro actually began to break his fingers, counted them one by one, and finally said that he couldn't do it without making money!

Indeed, according to Pietro's calculations, his expenses are indeed not small.

After all, a rough count, this goods will have to pay for more than 30 little sisters to eat, drink and have fun, although the amount of each is not much, but it can't stand the large number.

Therefore, Pietro will have to spend more than 300 dollars here for a day, which is still the minimum.

In case the little sister of the other family wants to go to the playground or something, then Pietro's expenses will immediately increase several times, and it is no wonder that this thing is going to be in the eye for money, he really needs money.

Pietro's sister Wanda has already turned her face at this time, and she can't wait to think that she doesn't have the appearance of this own brother, and she feels ashamed to be a sister.

Ensha looked at Pietro, who was still thinking about it, with an idiot-like expression, and she felt that Putro, the laughing boy, felt so much like a Kaizi.

Even Kayla, the purest of the children, felt as if Pietro was shrouded in a brainless aura, and her IQ had become negative.

Only Coco widened her eyes and asked Pietro incomprehensibly: "Why do you have so many girlfriends?"

Yes, Coco didn't have that many complicated ideas, she just thought that Pietro had too many girlfriends, and he was also very strange about why Pietro had so many girlfriends.

Faced with Coco's question, Pietro replied: "With great power comes great responsibility, and as a man with far more power than ordinary people, he must have a girlfriend who is far more than ordinary people, so as to show my difference." ”

Petro told his false reasoning, and I don't know who or where he heard it, and he took it as the truth.

"Who told you this?" Wanda, as an older sister, finally couldn't help it, she felt that her brother had become so funny, and it must have been the person who taught him to make such a change, so she was very angry and wanted to know who it was.

Pietro squirmed, broke down under the gaze of the old lady, and said who had told him these words.

"It's Dad, it's Dad who told me, he said that he has been planted in Mommy in his life, and there is no way to have the fantasy Crystal Palace, so he pinned this dream on me, hoping that the son who inherited his blood can fulfill his wish.

Of course, his support is spiritual, and it is impossible for me to have any financial support, after all, his pocket money is very strict with Mommy, so I can't count on him, so I have to find a way to do it myself. ”

Ha!

This is really more funny than family fun, I didn't expect Pietro to open a harem at a young age and have more than 30 girlfriends, but it was his father Magneto who supported him to do this.

I really don't know how strange Magneto is, and he would actually support his son to open a harem at such a young age!!

But looking at it now, it's obvious that Pietro is being treated as a Kaizi by those little girls.

Come to think of it, Pietro is really sad enough.

"With a monthly salary of $6,000 and a Hydra Celestial Salary of $7,000, I think it's enough for you to build your Crystal Palace, but you have to do what you can. ”

Coco is a howe in the end, seeing that Pietro is trying to fulfill his father's wishes, the little guy feels that he can support and support him as the boss.

Besides, it is true that people have to pay a salary to do things.

At the moment, Coco promised to give a salary scale, and Le Pietro immediately came out with snot bubbles.

And his sister Wanda took out her mobile phone with a rather ugly face, called her mother, and told her mother about what Pietro revealed.

As for how Mom cleans up her own funny daddy, it's not for Wanda to manage.

At the same time, Magneto, who had just arrived in South Vietnam and arrived in Da Nang in the name of Coco's security company, was dragged into the bathroom of the base by his wife Raven and beaten violently, and then stared at two black circles under his eyes, took the plane to Saigon, and was beaten several times by Raven, who was angry when he remembered this, on the plane, anyway, when he saw Kim Hyun Tae, Magneto was no longer human.

Speaking of which, this Magneto who has passed in a different time and space is also really sad.

Although he married the demon girl Raven, he also faced Raven's 'domestic violence' all the time, and in short, life was quite dark.

And who would have thought that the famous Magneto is actually a guy who is afraid of his wife.

Eyes turned back to China.

After arranging the four friends, Coco, under the guidance of the master, met with the guests who were invited to cheer and greeted them a little.

For Cocoa, of course, the guests were not stingy with praise at all, and always praised the little guy as a flower, which made Coco very happy.

After all, who doesn't like to hear good words, and Coco is no exception.

At the same time, Coco also introduced his three invincible martial arts instructors to the guests.

Sea Tiger, Yi Worry, and women's clothing boss Nangong Wentian.

"These three are all strange people I invited, although they are not cultivators, they have the strength of no less than cultivators. ”

While introducing the three of them, the little guy hinted that the strength of the three major instructors was not weak.

Haihu, Yiwuzi, and Nangong Wentian raised their hands and clenched their fists.

At this time, Nuwa asked Keke: "What are the makeup spots and test points that you arranged outside the venue? When will the opening ceremony start, master, I still have shooting tasks in the afternoon." ”

On the edge of the square, Coco set up a dark goth makeup spot, and a witch invited from Orleans, USA, to test with a crystal ball.

Speaking of which, it is thanks to Uncle Wollens that she was able to invite the witches of Orleans, after all, her daughter is now a disciple of the leader of the witches of Orleans, and of course it is much easier to hire witches with this level of relationship.

So, don't think that Coco is a little kid with no connections, people have a relationship.

Seeing that the master asked about this, Coco explained a little: "But anyone who intends to worship my invincible stream must wear dark gothic non-mainstream makeup according to the requirements, this is the symbol and characteristic of my invincible stream disciple, after all, what I want to do is to be different."

After painting, they are tested by the witches, including qualifications, understanding, bones, etc., and whether they have ulterior motives.

Only in this way can I avoid accidents, keep some people with ulterior motives out of the door, and pick out some good seedlings. ”

Nuwa really didn't expect that her apprentice would actually think of this.

And this arrangement really made Nuwa have a lot of expectations for the future development of her apprentice force.

"Where did you learn this, it's really amazing for the teacher. ”

"Internet cultivators, those authors have such a setting, I think it's good to use it in reality, otherwise let me think for myself, it's going to be a headache. ”

Nuwa, who had just been happy for a few seconds, suddenly had black lines on her face.

Knock knock!

The musicians sent by Heavenly Court are still playing the percussion music that the little guy requested, giving people a very irritable feeling.

Those immortal dancers in the sky are still dancing hard, attracting the attention of a large number of ordinary people on the field.

Jiaolong, who was tied to a wooden stick by the little monsters and shook like an ordinary prop dragon, already has signs of vomiting.

The lion monster jumping up and down also stretched out his red and glamorous tongue tiredly, and a long hara flowed from the corners of his mouth.

In Nuwa's eyes with black lines, there were already young people who had already drawn dark gothic non-mainstream makeup and passed the witch crystal ball test, and walked towards the rostrum under the guidance of the monkey demon of Huaguo Mountain.

[Is it really okay for my own apprentices to open a dojo according to the setting of the Internet Immortal?]

At this moment, Nuwa's heart couldn't help but put a big question mark.

And at this moment, at the request of Coco, a female master of ceremonies that Nuwa found from the Qingqiu Fox Clan came to the rostrum, holding the mark wind and began to speak: "The east wind blows, the war drums are beating, my family's invincible flow of coco has never been afraid of anyone! Today is the opening ceremony of the 'Dark Gothic Invincible Martial Dao' dojo, today is a good day for the Three Realms to celebrate together, I announce that the opening ceremony has officially begun!"

Next, let's invite non-famous demon singers to present the congratulatory song "100,000 Years on Fire" for everyone, wishing the "Dark Gothic Invincible Martial Arts" prosperous. ”

And that's the opening, and there's a show?

Isn't it really a concert or something?

Nuwa was a little messy in the wind, and she didn't expect her apprentice to do this, so she set up a serious dojo and made it look like this.

A bull demon in a suit and leather shoes walked up to the rostrum, bowed to the audience in a decent manner, and then stood in the center of the rostrum with a wireless microphone in his hand, closed his eyes and began to brew feelings.

At the same time, a camera crew with a CNN logo appeared on the edge of the podium at an unknown time, and made an instant global recording of the upcoming performance.

The bull demon on the rostrum is brewing emotions, and I don't know if this thing is really a singer.

Anyway, Coco asked Sun Wukong to find it, Sun Wukong patted his chest and assured that the bull demon on the stage is known as the existence of Jilei Mountain Maiba, and when it comes to its singing skills, there is no monster in the land where it is located that does not give a thumbs up.

Music played.

The bull demon slowly opened his bull's eyes with a cow face, looking at the dense crowd of people with dementia under the rostrum, the bull demon was quite excited in his heart.

[Being a man and a demon is bitter and sweet

We first separate the good from the evil

Everyone is for the dream of tomorrow

Being a man and a demon must be needless and difficult

There is pride in the heart, year after year

Look, the iron fist is in the sky, hitting thousands of miles of rivers and mountains

Stand on the cusp of the storm and hold the sun and moon to rotate

Look, the iron fist is in the sky, fighting all over the rivers and mountains!

Stepping on the Qiankun Yu, laughing at the dry sea and rotting

I really can be on fire for another 100,000 years!]

The voice of the bull demon is very rich, with a unique voice, which is very attractive.

But it's this lyric that's a bit speechless.

And the bull demon Nuwa on the stage also knows it, because that thing is the famous Bull Demon King.

And today, Nuwa also knew that the famous Pingtian Great Sage actually had a good voice.

"I wrote the lyrics, how about it, master!"

The little guy suddenly asked with a grin.

Looking at the Bull Demon King singing passionately on the rostrum, and the question from his apprentice who never played cards according to the routine came from the side, Nuwa's mood at this moment was quite complicated.

Nuwa glanced at the rostrum, behind the Bull Demon King who was singing passionately, there was a row of guests from all walks of life, and she found that these guests seemed to have been under a petrification spell, and they were all stunned one by one.

What's even more interesting is that in the crowd in the square, I don't know when, a group of small monsters holding support cards appeared, and they were shouting slogans hoarsely.

[Wow! I'm drunk with such a good singing voice!]

[Jilei Mountain Singer, Seeking Signal, QQ Number!]

[King, I want to give you a calf cow!]

[Please support the King of Jilei Mountain Singers, the King will debut as a singer in a month!]

This is a fan group, and there are also advertisements!

Sun Wukong knew when he came over, and complained angrily about the Bull Demon King on the stage: "I actually brought the little monster of Jilei Mountain to the scene, pretending to be its fan group, this thing is really disgusting, how dare those little monsters not support it, bastard!"

Nuwa looked back in astonishment, and glanced at Sun Wukong, who was complaining indignantly, only to know that the Bull Demon King, who sang passionately on the stage, still played such a hand.

And just when Nuwa was stunned, Sun Wukong summoned a little monkey demon of Huaguo Mountain and instructed him: "After a while, the king of your family will perform on stage, you must show more lively energy than those guys under Lao Niu, and you must not fall into the majesty of our Huaguo Mountain." ”

The little monkey demon nodded again and again: "Don't worry, king, how can we be compared to those calves, you can see it!"

"Wukong, you're going to perform on stage in a while, what are you performing, aren't you singing like that cow?" Nuwa couldn't help but ask.

In the face of Nuwa's inquiry, Sun Wukong nodded writhingly: "Well, singing, rock and roll." ”

Coco raised his little hand and showed it to his master: "The lyrics are my copycat...... Created yo. ”