"Are we off topic?" Ding Li asked.

"Run, absolutely run. Liu Xiang said affirmatively.

"Run, run. "Ding Li's dead pig is not afraid of boiling water.

"What do you mean to run, right?" Liu Xiang said loudly: "We are performing, performing for thousands of audiences, is your attitude right?"

"Not true. ”

"I know it's wrong, and I don't apologize to the audience, they are our food and clothing. Liu Xiang pointed to the audience under the stage.

"I'm sorry, I was wrong. ”

"If you know your mistakes, you can change them, and you can do good. ”

"Mr. Liu, what did we just talk about?"

"Ideal. Liu Xiang reminded.

"Yes, yes, yes, ideal. Ding Li showed a look of sudden realization on his face, and waved his hand, "Actually, strictly speaking, my ideals are not the worst, there is a classmate in our class, his ideals are the worst, he actually wants to be a corrupt official, or a big corrupt official, and he has to give all the money he is greedy to the second nai." ”

"It's an ideal. Liu Xiang said: "Corrupt officials are the most hateful...... ”

"His tablemate is a little girl, and this little girl's ideal is even more laughable, Mr. Liu, guess what. Ding Li looked at Liu Xiang and said, "Guess what this little girl's ideal is?"

"Can't guess. Liu Xiang refused with a smile.

"Guess. Ding Li coaxed: "Audience, come and applaud and coax." ”

"Bang bang bang ....... Applause rang out.

"Then I guessed. After Liu Xiang finished speaking, he thought about it for a while, and a weird smile appeared on his face, looking at Ding Li, "That little girl's ideal won't be your lover who wants to be a corrupt official when he grows up, right?"

"Huh!" Ding Li exclaimed, shouting at the audience under the stage, "He actually guessed it, it's incredible." ”

After that, he looked at Liu Xiang and praised the children: "Teacher Liu, your intelligence has increased recently, and you can guess the answer." ”

"Hee-hee-hee-hee....... Liu Xiang covered his face and laughed embarrassedly, "That's because my ideals were the same when I was a child." ”

"Big news, big news, big news. Ding Li pointed at Liu Xiang next to him and coaxed: "I didn't expect Mr. Liu's ideals when he was a child to be so special, and he wanted to be the mistress of a corrupt male classmate, it's incredible." ”

The audience under the stage burst into laughter.

Good guys, and such a spoof!

Liu Xiang slammed Ding Li, "What are you talking about? Who had the dream of being the mistress of a corrupt male classmate when he was a child?"

Ding Li stared at Liu Xiang in a daze, "You covered your face just now, did you say that your ideal when you were a child is also that?"

"I said that my dream when I was a child was to be an official. Liu Xiang corrected.

"Is there something missing between the two words "being an official?" Ding Li said with a wicked smile.

"What's missing?"

"Less greedy words. ”

"You just want to be a corrupt official?" Liu Xiang pushed Ding Li again.

Time passed minute by minute, and the cross talk between Ding Li and Liu Xiang gradually came to an end, and the audience at the scene was amused by the burden of Ding Li and Liu Xiang's cross talk countless times.

But then again.

A soldier is a soldier, and his heart is obviously excited to die, but his body still habitually maintains his daily movements.

Such as neat and powerful applause, straight and powerful body.

In this regard, the two people who said cross talk on the stage were full of admiration! Immediately after that, Ding Li and Liu Xiang subconsciously glanced at each other, and then the two nodded their heads in understanding.

Closure!

The cross talk between the two of them is about to enter the final link.

Ding Li threw out a topic first, "After this incident, my ideals have changed again, and I don't want to be a photographer anymore." ”

"Your ideals have changed again?" Liu Xiang frowned, "I remember that you seem to have changed more than ten ideals, right? How many days can this ideal last?"

"This ideal will not change, it will be my lifelong ideal, although it is somewhat impossible to achieve, but I will still guard it in my heart for the rest of my life. Ding Li swore and said: "I want to be a soldier and stand guard for the motherland." ”

"Why are you stupid, you want to ......" Liu Xiang said casually, and as soon as the words came out, he secretly said that it was not good.

Wrong!

Said the wrong line!

In other words, Liu Xiang didn't follow the script he had discussed with Ding Li before, he casually made up a line and said it.

The most important thing now is to see how Ding Li is round.

If the perfect circle comes back, nothing is a problem.

If you don't come back, it's going to be a bit troublesome, and if you don't get it, you'll be banned by the people of the whole country!

Besides, Ding Li is also a little blindfolded at this time!

He didn't expect that Liu Xiang would make such a low-level mistake, not only did he not say the lines on the script, but he also made up a sentence casually, and this nonsense was very ridiculous.

These are not the main ones!

The most important thing is that this ridiculous sentence was clearly transmitted through the microphone pinned to his body, and was heard by everyone present.

No, no, no, it was heard by the people of the whole country.

Because this is a live broadcast of the condolence performance, in addition to the live audience, there are also many viewers who watch through the TV series.

As you can imagine, the headlines in the major newspapers the next day must have something to do with their performance today, and as for the headline and content, there is a good chance that it will not be good news.

Wisdom comes from urgency!

When people encounter something urgent, their brains tend to rotate faster, and their thoughts are more flexible, and after a short period of astonishment for more than thirty seconds, Ding Li instantly thought of a way.

It's not that I thought of a way, but I have no choice but to follow Liu Xiang's ridiculous words just now.

Ding Li pointed his finger at Liu Xiang and yelled, "I want to beat you." ”

"Why did you beat me?" Liu Xiang, who was still a little stupid, subconsciously continued.

"Because you insulted my idol!" Ding Li's voice gradually increased, "When the disaster came, we ran away from the disaster, but they were running against the disaster, and some people said that they were running towards death. Some time ago, when there was a flood, they dripped more than a meter deep to help us rescue our property, and when necessary, they had to use their backs to ....... ”

The audience burst into applause.

At this point, many people thought that Liu Xiang's ridiculous words just now were paving the way for Ding Li's words.

At this time, Liu Xiangti's heart in mid-air finally fell to the ground.

He let out a sigh of relief and followed Ding Li's words: "When we encounter disasters, the officers and soldiers always rush to the front line, and it is they who use their own flesh and blood to forge a ...... for us For us to have such officers and soldiers, salute them!"

After that, the two of them gave a non-standard military salute to the soldiers under the stage.

The sketch is officially over.