"Hello everyone, I'm Ding Li. Ding Li smiled and began to introduce himself for the second time, and then pointed to Liu Xiang next to him, "This is my partner and friend for many years, his name is called." ”

When he said this, Ding Li suddenly turned his head to look at Liu Xiang and asked a question that made everyone in the audience laugh, "What's your name?"

The audience under the stage immediately laughed.

Good guy, partner and friend for many years, you won't know his name!

Have you ever seen a friend whose name you don't know?

Liu Xiang drooped his face, pointed at himself with his finger, and exaggerated: "You don't even know my name, but you have been a partner and friend for many years? Audience friends, have you ever seen this kind of friend? Anyway, it's the first time for me." ”

"Hahaha....... While the audience burst into laughter, they also responded with the warmest applause.

"My name is Liu Xiang. ”

"Aang. Ding Li raised his voice, "It turns out that your name is a hooligan, and I said a hooligan teacher." ”

Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Liu Xiang on the side, who hurriedly corrected: "What hooligan? My name is Liu Xiang, not a hooligan." ”

"After a long time, aren't you a hooligan? I said hooligan teacher, your name is peculiar enough. ”

"Liu Xiang, not a hooligan, Xiang Xiang, Liu Xiang. Liu Xiang gestured with his hand for a long time.

"Xiang Xiang. Ding Li said: "I said Teacher Liu Xiang." ”

"Teacher Ding, it's a shame, it's a shame. Liu Xiang waved his hand.

"Who is ashamed?" Ding Li kicked his confused eyes, looked around at the crowd, and finally put his eyes on Liu Xiang's body, and said uncertainly: "Teacher Liu Xiang, are you ashamed?"

"Which of us is embarrassed?" Liu Xiang raised his voice sharply and retorted, "It's you who are ashamed." ”

Ding Li shook his head vigorously, "How can I be ashamed, I am also the student of Jiaotong University." ”

Liu Xiang smiled, narrowed his eyes, looked at Ding Li, and asked, "You have a big deal?"

"Aang. ”

The tone of the word Ang, coupled with Ding Li's stunned expression, instantly made the audience under the stage laugh.

"Are you really Jiaotong University?" Liu Xiang continued.

"Hmm. Ding Li snorted.

Liu Xiang asked puzzledly, "When did you become a student at Jiaotong University?"

"That year. ”

"That year?"

"You don't know the year. ”

The audience burst into laughter again.

Good fellow, what a god-like answer.

No problem.

There was nothing wrong with the answer.

"Do you believe it?" asked Liu Xiang as he pointed to Ding Li and turned to the audience under the stage.

The audience shouted as if they were heckling, "Don't believe it." ”

"Look, no one believes. Liu Xiang teased Ding Li.

"Alright. Ding Li yelled and kicked everyone on: "What are you doing? What are you doing? Is it easy for people to panic? Don't you just want to know that I am a student of Jiaotong University? Let me tell you, I was taught by my grandmother." ”

Speaking of when his grandmother taught him, Ding Li covered his face embarrassedly and smiled, and even his voice was much lower.

Jiaotong University!

EdUHK!

After making trouble for a long time, co-authoring such a teaching university!

The audience laughed again.

Liu Xiang said as if he was raising a knife: "It turns out that you were taught by your grandmother, no wonder we will become friends." ”

"You were also taught by your grandmother?"

"It's not. Liu Xiang replied, and then changed his tone, "I was taught by my grandfather." ”

"Papapapa......" The audience burst into applause.

"Although I was raised by my grandmother, I have great ideals. Ding Li said: "My ideals are incomparable to others." ”

"Tell me, what are your ideals?"

"My ideals are different from others. Ding Li wrenched his fingers and said: "Other children, people's dreams are either to be scientists, athletes, or gardeners." ”

"Scientists contribute to the country, good. Athletes win glory for the country, wonderful. Gardeners greening the world, not bad. Liu Xiang said, "What is your ideal?"

"My dream is to live. When Ding Li said the word "alive", he deliberately accentuated his tone.

"Alive?" Liu Xiang repeated with a puzzled face: "A little kid, the ideal is to live......? ”

"Even our teachers keep squeezing me on this topic. Ding Li pursed his lips.

"Wait, wait. Liu Xiang, "That's not called a run, that's education." ”

"Yes, yes, the teacher also used this topic to educate me. Ding Li shook his palm," he said, waving it. ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Liu Xiang was in a hurry, only to see Liu Xiang pull Ding Li's sleeve and say, "Teacher Ding, why are you still waving your palms?"

"Do you want to make a metaphor?" Ding Li waved his palms and danced, "Metaphor, you have to know?"

"It turned out to be such a waving palm. Liu Xiang touched the sweat on his head with his hand, "I'm scared to death, I thought something was wrong with you." ”

"Teacher Liu, your psychological quality is too poor. Ding Li couldn't help but let out a contemptuous voice in his mouth, "This little action scares you." ”

The audience burst into laughter.

The teacher waved his palm. As soon as Ding Li said half a sentence, Liu Xiang interrupted, Liu Xiang looked at Ding Li, "Wait a minute, didn't you just say that you were taught by your grandmother?

"When did I say that I was taught by my grandmother?" Ding Li looked at Liu Xiang with confused eyes again, and said, "Did I say it?"

"Everybody heard. Liu Xiang pointed to the audience under the stage and said.

"I don't believe it. ”

"If you don't believe me, you can ask. ”

"Then I asked. Ding Li said a word, moved a few steps slowly, and asked at the audience under the stage, "Dear guys, did I say it?"

The audience under the stage replied in unison: "No." ”

Ding Li turned his head proudly and looked at Liu Xiang on the stage, "Teacher Liu, you have grown up and actually learned to deceive people." ”

"Hahaha....... The audience at the scene immediately burst into laughter.

Liu Xiang, who was speechless, shook his fingers, "I remember you, wait, there will always be a day when you ask me for verification." ”

Ding Li immediately said: "Oh, after such a while, I have learned to threaten again, Mr. Liu, did you directly become a criminal when the cross talk was finished?"

The audience immediately applauded enthusiastically.

"You've become a criminal. Liu Xiang glanced at Ding Li and pointed to the audience under the stage, "I have something wrong with my brain, and I have become a criminal in front of thousands of officers and soldiers, isn't this the birthday boy hanging himself and looking for death?"

After speaking, he raised his voice suddenly, "Teacher Ding, are we off topic?"

"What off-topic?"

"Jumping directly from the ideal to the criminals, isn't it off topic?" Liu Xiang reminded.