Chapter 25: The Best Way to Watch Movies
"Why not," the old man said seriously, "haven't you heard a word that Zhang Ailing said?"
Xu Anmo blinked and shook his head. There are really a lot of ways in the heart, and he really hasn't heard what Zhang Ailing said.
"Today's students, even if they are superficial, the culture handed down by the ancestors has been forgotten by you," the old man sighed, with a sad and sympathetic face: "Zhang Ailing once said: 'Yindao is a window to a woman's heart. This woman, that's what it says, she was the queen before she went to bed, and you were the king when she got laid. Now you understand what you're going to do, right?"
Made, this old man is not ashamed to sell discs, this kind of nonsense can be made up, Zhang Ailing she has heard of it, but people seem to be modern people, right? How did he become an ancestor? As for the famous saying in the back, he seems to have heard it somewhere, but it is not clear who said it. But now that I think about it, there is some truth to it.
Looking at him and pondering, the old man saw that there was a play, and hurriedly spat again: "Think about it, you bought this disc to watch with her, right?"
Seeing him nodding, the old man also became excited, and said with a red face: "Such a good opportunity, it will be the two of you when the time comes." Anyway, you are already a couple, the difference is nothing more than a kick in the door, you just need to create that ambiguous atmosphere, sweet words, as long as she has you in her heart, keep it in her hand. ”
Xu Anmo was also a little moved after listening to it for a long time, but what kind of couple are he and Xiao Ruo now? That is, the teacher-student relationship, although he kissed her, but that was also the case that she didn't know.
"Is this what the ambiguous atmosphere refers to?" Xu Anmo pointed to the in his hand and said, as an old virgin, he had not browsed *** in his previous life, these seemed to be unrevealed, and they really couldn't get into his eyes.
"Of course," the old man continued to bewitch: "You see that some of these films have nothing written on them, you just put them in, and say that I recommended them, you don't know what's in them, what can she say about you, don't you say?"
Hey, this old man really had to hand over to him even eighteen martial arts in order to sell the disc, Xu Anmo also smiled when he heard it, and said happily: "What if she wants to come to you?"
"Hehe, you don't have to worry about this, unless she doesn't have you in her heart, she definitely won't come to me. The old man swore and said, "Even if she comes to me, I have a way to deal with it, so you can buy it with confidence." ”
Old god stick, Xu Anmo shook his head, pulling the disc in his red cloth bag, there are really many types, he said while choosing: "It's good to have that kind of plot, I can't see anything in the front, and the back is gradually getting hotter, and in the end, it's really a real gun?"
The old man was in a daze for a while, and said with a strange gaze: "Your kid turned out to be an old driver, and he was still pretending to be new in front of me, and now the doll, hey, the world is not ancient." ”
The old man took out a stack of discs and introduced them one by one: "You see that this is only physical contact, this artistic conception is hazy, and then add this to watch together, and in the end I feel that I can achieve unexpected results, as the saying goes: one is angry, and then declines, three and exhausted, this is the truth, this is the sandwich view invented by the old man, the young man is moved?"
As soon as Xu Anmo wanted to answer, Xiao Ruo's voice came from outside: "Xu Anmo, what are you doing hiding inside?"
"Ah," Xu Anmo hurriedly replied, "I'll be here soon." ”
Seeing that he had the intention of leaving, the old man hurriedly stopped him and said solemnly: "Young man, your object is very good, you must be caught, Chairman Mao said that there is no chance, and you have to create opportunities, and now the opportunity is in front of you, don't miss it." ”
It's a pity that this old immortal doesn't go to sales, Xu Anmo was also moved by what he said in his heart, and immediately took out the money to buy it, although it was a little more expensive than the outside, but fortunately, it was within his acceptable range.
When they opened the door, both of them smiled, Xiao Ruo glanced at him, and didn't say anything else. just said lightly: "I have chosen, can you see if it fits?"
"I don't care," Xu Anmo glanced at casually, but sighed: "Teacher Xiao, do you like to watch martial arts movies?"
Xiao Ruo's choice was actually the old version of "The Condor Heroes", and I really didn't see that she was okay.
Xiao Ruo's face was slightly red, and he turned his head and said softly: "What, don't you like it?"
"I like it, I like it," Xu Anmo said in his heart, can I not like what you chose, not to mention that he himself is also a little interested in martial arts, but he always has a bit of a feeling of repercussion for the Condor.
The two paid and went out of the video store, and it was already a quarter past five.
"Teacher Xiao, do you eat barbecue?" Xu Anmo turned his head and asked him, barbecue should be very cheap this year, and he was also hungry after not eating it for so long.
"Barbecue?" Xiao Ruo blinked suspiciously, Xu Anmo was stunned, could it be that she hadn't even eaten this?
"Yes, it's delicious, make sure you like it?
"Is there anything for sale?" Xiao Ruo was noncommittal, and Xu Anmo couldn't tell whether she liked it or not.
"This thing is available everywhere, and there should be a snack street nearby" Xu Anmo didn't know where it was nearby, but if he wanted to come to snacks and barbecue, there should be no shortage of things nearby.
Sure enough, the two didn't walk a few steps before they came to a barbecue stall, and I don't know if it was because business was bad or for other reasons, there were only two guests at seven or eight small tables, and they were still together. The rest are empty.
Xu Anmo chose a quieter, clean location, and let Xiao Ruo sit down, and then go and order something, things are really cheap these days, meat is a few cents a string, not to mention how cheap vegetables are.
Xu Anmo ordered a large plate of various types, and the owner of the barbecue stall saw that he was a big customer, and happily gave them a lot.
Xu Anmo doesn't care so much, he can't eat it, just pack it and take it away.
"Teacher Xiao, do you want to drink some draft beer?" Xu Anmo asked with a smile on the back seat. Barbecue with beer was his favorite thing to do.
Xiao Ruo shook his head and asked him, "What, do you want to drink?"
Xiao Ruo's eyes were very playful, Xu Anmo was embarrassed for a while, scratched his head and said: "How can there be, just ask, I hear others say every day that draft beer and barbecue are more compatible, which is not easy to say." ”
Xiao Ruo pursed his lips and changed the topic: "The college entrance examination is coming soon, are you ready?"
I can't drink the draft beer, Xu Anmo talked slightly, and replied: "That's it, go back and take a look more, it shouldn't be a problem to pass." ”
Xiao Ruo laughed out loud and snorted, "You didn't pass three of the six minor subjects last time." If you don't work hard, you may not be able to take the college entrance examination. ”