Chapter 24 Teach you to pick up girls

"It's not much. Xu Anmo didn't deliberately explain anything, and whispered: "Hurry up and find me a disc, it's what she likes to watch at that age." ”

"Not bad," the old man gave a thumbs up, "for the sake of your girlfriend, no wonder she can follow you." ”

Xu Anmo didn't want to entangle him more on this topic, and urged him to hurry up and find a video to bring to him.

The old man joked a few words, and recommended two to him, Xu Anmo looked really good, although he didn't know what Xiao Ruo liked to watch, but he couldn't be wrong to show women in love.

didn't ask Xiao Ruo at the moment, so he picked up the plastic bag and packed it. Two or three days is not long, but it is not short. If you just buy a few photos, it is estimated that it will not be enough to watch, so Xu Anmo turned around and took twelve boxes of videotapes. When he still wanted to buy a set of discs for a TV series, Xiao Ruo couldn't stand it anymore, so he hurriedly stepped forward to stop him and said, "What are you doing, why do you buy so much?"

"Look," Xu Anmo smiled: "Two or three days, you don't like to go anywhere, how good is it for us to watch the disc if we have nothing to do?"

"It doesn't take so much. Xiao Ruo shook his head, took the big plastic bag in his hand, turned his face red as he flipped through it, raised his eyes and said, "What did you buy?"

Xu Anmo was also a little embarrassed, and said with a red face: "I don't care, you should like to watch these, right?"

"Who said it to you?" Xiao Ruo lowered his head and said softly: "It's okay to look at these occasionally, are you so tired of it?"

With you, I don't get tired of anything, Xu Anmo subconsciously wanted to say this, but the words came to his mouth and swallowed it again.

Stunned for a moment, Xu Anmo touched his head and said, "I don't know, but what do you like to watch, Mr. Xiao?"

Xiao Ruo picked and picked up, took out more than a dozen discs, and put them back, turning the old man on the side with a green face.

Xu Anmo was also a little embarrassed, and quickly stopped Xiao Ruo, who was still picking up: "Teacher Xiao, don't pick it up, the uncle has helped me pick it for a long time, how can you pick it all back?"

Xiao Ruo ignored him, and reduced two or three more boxes of videotapes before stopping, Xu Anmo saw that there were less than four or five boxes of good guys. He smiled awkwardly, not daring to look back at the face of the old man who had been silent.

"Let's pick up some more song tapes, the songs can be looped, which can make people relax and not be idle, how good is that. ”

"Well, pick whatever you like. At this time, Xu Anmo could only follow her, but the little tape in her hand obviously couldn't be watched for long, so he still proposed: "Teacher Xiao, why don't we buy another videotape of the TV series?" ”

Xiao Ruo thought for a moment, nodded and said, "Okay, what do you like to see, you can go and find it." ”

Xu Anmo sweated, "I said I found it for you, I have a lot of tastes, and I like to watch it." Mr. Xiao, you can choose whatever you like. ”

Xiao Ruo groaned, then turned around to look for the videotape again. When the old man next to him saw Xiao Ruo leaving, he hurriedly pulled Xu Anmo aside, opened his eyes wide, and said, "Boy, you actually soaked your teacher?"

Xu Anmo was startled, glanced at Xiao Ruo, fortunately she didn't pay attention to this, lowered her voice, and said, "What's the matter?"

"Yes, yes," the old man suddenly put away his obscene look, and sighed: "It's really a talented person from generation to generation, each leading the way for hundreds of years, I think the old man was also a romantic person, and he was liked by his own students, but he didn't have enough courage and wasted a good time." Delayed each other, hey......"

Xu Anmo sighed when he heard him, and said with a smile: "So you used to be a teacher?"

"Not really. Speaking of this, the old man also came to the momentum, and his spirit seemed to be much better.

"And you are a teacher at that school?"

"Hey, not to mention the school, it's long gone. The old man sighed with emotion: "When she was still young, she was about the fourth grade, which is really commendable and hateful." ”

Fourth grade?Xu Anmo almost didn't squirt out his saliva, what the are you praising about it? Hate yourself for not having the courage? If it weren't for the fact that the old man was so old, Xu Anmo wouldn't have been able to go up and kick him twice.

Xu Anmo said in a strange manner: "Since you are a teacher, can you teach the students what to do?"

"That's right," the old man patted his thigh, squinted his eyes and smiled, "Looking for me is the right person for you." You come with me. ”

After speaking, the old man pulled Xu Anmo and walked to the back room, Xu Anmo didn't know what tricks he played, so he was pulled in in a daze.

Closing the door, the old man took out a big red envelope from under the bed and smiled at him: "Come and see if there is anything you like." ”

"What is it?" Xu Anmo was a little puzzled, but the person still walked over.

"Hey, what's it? Naturally, it's something that all your men like. The old man laughed obscenely, and the red envelope had been opened.

Xu Anmo stretched out his head to take a look, and it turned out to be some video discs without covers, only the name was written on them, and nothing else.

"It can't be a pornographic tape, right?" Xu Anmo muttered quietly, reaching out and taking out a plate.

"What do you know. How can it be said that it is pornography? Is this called art comprehension?" The old man educated him dissatisfiedly: "Look at what you are holding in your hand is "The Golden Vase of Plums", which was a book full of art in ancient times, and now it has been made into a movie. As a man, you should study it better, right?"

""Golden Vase Plum"?" Xu Anmo almost didn't spit it out, and said angrily: "What's so beautiful about this, don't you say that you are a teacher? Just show me this?"

The old man was thick-skinned, and his face was not red when he heard his sarcasm, and he was ashamed to say: "You know a fart, dolls don't understand anything in the future, they like to grope around, sex education should start from dolls, I am thinking about you." ”

I have never seen such shamelessness Xu Anmo shook his head, he just watched a movie with Xiao Ruo. Why do you buy these messy films, you can't take them back and watch them? Besides, there is no VCD in the new home in the county, so you can't watch it if you buy it, and you have to worry about being discovered, so why bother?

"I don't want that. He stood up and looked at his watch, it was almost five o'clock, and the two of them actually chose a disc for more than an hour, and when they went to dinner, the time should be almost able to go back.

"Hey, don't you really want to?" the old man saw that he was leaving, and hurriedly grabbed the hem of his clothes and said, "Don't you want to be one step closer to your teacher?"

Xu Anmo stopped and looked at him in surprise: "Is there anything to do with the two?"

"Why not," the old man said seriously, "haven't you heard a word that Zhang Ailing said?"