A few days later.

In the auditorium of Zhou Tian's university, this graduation ceremony party was held here, and the program he performed with the fat man was cross talk, with a very strange name, called "I am a super scholar", and he was the third to perform. The first two, one for the opening dance and one for the pop song.

After the song was finished, Zhou Tian and the fat man each appeared on the stage wearing a black school outfit.

"Bang Bang Bang"

There was sparse applause from below the stage.

Suddenly.

Zhou Tian swept away the previous blankness, cleared his throat, and teased himself with a smile, "Thank you for your applause." ”

One sentence made the teachers and students under the stage in an uproar, and then deafening applause rang out.

This applause, compared with the applause just now, is simply a heaven and an underground.

The fat man standing next to him was stunned for a moment, he obviously felt that the current Zhou Tian was different from the previous Zhou Tian, if he hadn't come out of the dormitory with Zhou Tian and appeared on the stage together, he would definitely think that the person standing next to him was another person who was exactly the same as Zhou Tian.

If it were an ordinary person, he would definitely be a little flustered at this time, because Zhou Tian didn't follow the script they had rehearsed before, but the fat man is different, this guy belongs to the kind of person who is used to being poor, and he can impoverish people to death with one mouth, so he was stunned for a while, and immediately followed Zhou Tian's words and became poor. Besides, such a graduation party is just a big guy who is happy, and it doesn't matter if he makes a mistake, in view of this, the fat man turned his head to look at Zhou Tian and said, "Zhou Tian, what you said is not right." ”

Sunday, "What's wrong?"

Fat man, "How do you call the applause of the sparse lala? Thank you for the sparse applause?"

Sunday one uh.

The self-ridiculing words just now were blurted out by him subconsciously, although many teachers and students applauded for face. But Zhou Tian didn't have the slightest confidence in his heart, after all, there was no sentence in the script rehearsed before, he was afraid that because he added words indiscriminately, the fat man on the side would not be able to continue, once that happened, their performance would be completely smashed.

Unexpectedly, the fat man actually followed his words and took it down, Zhou Tian is so happy.

If he hadn't been on the stage, he might have screamed.

Helpless.

I had to force this excitement in my heart, and continued to follow the fat man's words and replied: "Then what should I say?"

The teachers and students who did not applaud should have hurried to applaud, otherwise they would not have been in a hurry for a while. The fat man said this nonsense in the dialect of their hometown.

Under the stage.

Many teachers and students were amused by the fat man's words.

"You're not right. When the people below the stage were almost laughing, Zhou Tian patted the fat man's shoulder with his hand and said loudly.

"What's wrong?" Seeing that Zhou Tian finally pulled the topic to the cross talk script they had rehearsed before, the fat man's heart immediately secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

Although he can be poor, in front of so many people, he has always been poor according to the script, and he is still a little bottomless in his heart.

"I found out that there was a reason why the applause was not enthusiastic when we two went on stage. Zhou Tian said.

"What is the reason?" the fat man immediately asked.

"Look, when we got on stage, did the song in front of us just finish singing?"

The fat man nodded, "Hmm." ”

"What is the performance?" Zhou Tian asked the fat man with a pout.

"Songs, pop songs, pop songs sung by the famous school flower Ms. Ma Yangyang. When he said this, the fat man danced with his hands, "Zhou Tian, until now, I am still thinking about Ma Yangyang's beautiful singing just now, and I will not let you go in my life." ”

The people under the stage immediately burst into their applause.

Zhou Tian said: "You're watching a horror movie, right? ”

"Yes, yes, that's what it means. The fat man smiled: "Ma Yangyang's singing voice always gives me a feeling of lingering sound." ”

For some reason, his laughter always feels lewd.

"Nothing else besides singing?" Zhou Tian tilted his head, pointed to the fat man's face, and said to the people below the stage: "Big guy, look at this obscene smile, I always feel that you have immoral thoughts." ”

"Ma Yangyang is so beautiful. The fat man said what was in his heart without following the script, "Every time I see Ma Yangyang, I feel very happy." ”

Background.

Ma Yangyang, who had just finished performing the song, couldn't help but laugh with the people under the stage.

"I knew you had something else in mind. Zhou Tian pointed to the fat man again and said.

The fat man looked at it for granted, "This is called a fair gentleman, a lady." ”

"It's the other way around. Zhou Tian reminded him.

Fat man, "This is called a lady, my fair gentleman." ”

"It's still the other way around. Zhou Tian continued to correct.

The fat man paused, squinted his eyes and glanced at Zhou Tian, and then came with this sentence, "Zijun is slender, what a lady." ”

"Alas!" Zhou Tian shook his head and sighed, "I don't even know how you went to college in the past four years. ”

"What does this have to do with me going to college?" the fat man yelled, "Didn't you say the opposite?"

"I mean the opposite, you just said the opposite. That's called my fair lady, a gentleman, not a lady, a fair gentleman, not a gentleman, a good lady. Zhou Tian finished in one breath.

"How do you know?"

"Because I've studied this. ”

"Have you studied this?" the fat man asked, pointing at Zhou Tian and disbelieving.

"yes, I did. ”

"What do you do?"

"What am I doing? Can't you see it?" Zhou Tian stretched out his hands, spun around in place a few times, and asked.

"I know what you do?" the fat man looked confidently proud, and then said something that almost made everyone in the audience laugh, "You are on the street, handing out small cards." ”

"Am I like the kind of person who casually hands out small cards on the street?" Zhou Tian said in surprise.

"It's like it all over the body, you can't be wrong, you must be the one who sends small ads and those kinds of inappropriate message cards. The fat man said with certainty: "I said that people like you have no moral standards at all." ”

"Hahaha....... Everyone at the scene burst into laughter.

"Go, go, go. Zhou Tian frowned in a disgusted tone: "Who is the person who sends small advertisements? Who is the person who sends that kind of inappropriate message card? I am a scholar who specializes in learning." ”