"Are you a scholar who is engaged in academic research?" the fat man looked Zhou Tian up and down, "Why don't I look like it." ”

"Really, I'm really an expert in research. Zhou Tian said loudly.

"And what are you studying?"

"I am now studying history, not to mention anything else, I have thoroughly studied the four famous works. Zhou Tiandao: "It's like a stream." ”

Fat man, "Have you studied all four famous books thoroughly?"

Zhou Tian, "What?

Fatty, "I really don't believe it yet." ”

Zhou Tian, "I don't believe you rely on me." ”

A word suddenly made those people under the stage laugh suddenly, "Hahaha...... Hahaha....... ”

Zhou Tian raised his hands and saluted the people under the stage like an ancient knight: "Thank you for your affirmation of me." ”

"Bang bang. The applause of the audience followed.

Zhou Tian bowed, "I will continue to work hard." ”

The fat man on the side looked up at the chandelier above the auditorium speechlessly at this moment, with a hint of how I partnered with you.

"Fatty, you were also shocked by my literary talent? To be honest, I also admire myself very much, I am really talented. Zhou Tian stabbed the fat man with his hand, and then covered his face and smiled embarrassedly.

The audience burst into laughter again.

I don't know what that really means now. The fat man let out a sigh of relief.

"What words?" asked Zhou Tian.

"People are shameless, and the world is invincible. The fat man replied. His words made the audience, who had just finished laughing, laugh again.

"Are you talking about yourself?" Zhou Tian looked at the fat man, said a word, then turned his head to look at the audience under the stage, and said: "In so many years, it is the first time I have met someone who describes myself like this, I admire and admire." ”

"Papapa......" The audience applauded.

"People are shameless, the invincible in the world is to describe me?" The fat man pointed at himself and asked Zhou Tian: "A person who can't score by taking the test still says that he is talented, do you still want to have a face?"

"Who can't score by taking the test. Zhou Tian suddenly raised his voice.

"It's you, you can't score on the test. The fat man pointed at Zhou Tian and said, "I don't believe you rely on me." ”

"Isn't this what you said, what does it have to do with me?" Zhou Tian slapped a rake, and put the hat that failed the test on the fat man's head.

"Who said that?" said the fat man.

"You said, don't believe it, ask the big guy. Zhou Tian kicked the ball to the audience under the stage, followed by the audience and coaxed, and said to the fat man: "You said it." ”

The fat man held his waist with his hand, and it looked like it hurt when he moved.

"What's wrong with you?"

"The waist flashed. "Fatty," in the end, the co-authors trapped me. ”

"It's not that I'm trapping you. "Zhou Tian," the main reason is that the big guy's eyes are too bright to tolerate the slightest flaw. ”

"Don't patronize and pat everyone's ass. The fat man gestured with his hands: "You just said that you are a scholar, and you also said that you are studying history, and the four famous works are memorized backwards, let me test you, right?"

"Yes. Zhou Tian nodded.

"Then I'll test you a few little questions, if you answer them, I will admire you, admit that you are a scholar who studies history, if you can't answer it, I don't ask you to do anything, bow to the big guy. The fat man slowly put forward his own conditions.

"Okay, no problem. Zhou Tian said confidently.

"First question," the fat man asked, with a hint of excitement, "This is a question about the Three Kingdoms, Liu Bei and Uncle Liu Huang are a man with a long beard. ”

Zhou Tian on the side said: "Nonsense, the beard is naturally a man." ”

The fat man frowned, "Don't you interrupt me, okay?"

"Good. ”

The fat man continued to dislike Zhou Tiandao: "It just affects my thinking, Uncle Liu Bei and Uncle Liu Huang, how many beards does he have?"

Zhou Tian pushed the fat man with his hand.

"Why are you pushing me?" the fat man asked knowingly.

"Why don't you ask Liu Bei how many hairs Uncle Liu Huang has on his head?"

The fat man smiled weirdly, "Isn't it that I'm afraid you won't be able to count." ”

"You're maliciously making things difficult. ”

"Alright, then I'll ask you a question that doesn't make you difficult. The fat man said: "This question is still about Uncle Liu Huang, what size of clothes did he wear when he married Sun Shangxiang in Dongwu?"

Sunday one uh.

"I don't know, right?" the fat man looked at Zhou Tian, "I don't even know what size of clothes Uncle Liu Huang is wearing when he marries Sun Shangxiang, and he dares to say that the Three Kingdoms are like a stream?"

"Do you know this question?" Zhou Tian blinked his eyes, staring at the fat man.

"I don't know, that's why I asked you. The fat man looked at it for granted.

The audience below the stage has been so amused that they don't know how many times they have laughed, and what is even more exaggerated is that there are still people holding their stomachs and laughing.

"Then I'm asking you a question from Journey to the West. The fat man said.

This sentence cheered up the audience again, in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Liu Bei was asked how many beards he had, and I don't know what strange questions he would ask in Journey to the West.

"You ask. Zhou Tian replied loudly.

"Sun Wukong, that is, the Monkey King, when he made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, how many monkey generals and monkey soldiers did he have?"

"I know this, tens of thousands of monkey soldiers. Zhou Tian replied with a smile.

"Are you sure?"

The article said that the monkey head was caught, and tens of thousands of monkey soldiers under him were also ....... Zhou Tian read a passage from Journey to the West.

"Phew. The fat man snorted Zhou Tian.

This action provoked applause and encouragement from the audience, "Papapapa." ”

"What are you doing with me?" asked Zhou Tian.

"You still said that you are familiar with Journey to the West, and the back of the knife is like a stream, just this, a tens of thousands of monkey soldiers sent me away. The fat man said.

That's what people wrote. Zhou Tian argued.

"What does it look like before the study, what does it look like after the study, so what do you study?" the fat man complained: "The co-author is for the name of a research, let me tell you, many people don't know what's wrong now, they have to get a lot of titles for themselves, what is this scholar, that researcher, even the master in the street tailor shop, has also made a tailor himself, the name of the ancestral tailor." What is this? A typical example of selling dog meat on a sheep's head is just to make a name that should not be had, do people really have such vanity? Besides, in Journey to the West, what can you study? What is worth studying?"

"Research who Sun Wukong's father is. After Zhou Tian finished speaking, he muttered in a low voice.

"Wait, what are you studying?" The fat man put his hand to his ear and said in a listening state.

"Research who Sun Wukong's father is. Zhou Tian repeated what he had just said loudly.

Those people under the stage knelt down again, and it was really a god-like turn, and they threw out a burden of who Sun Wukong's father was.

"Sun Wukong is a piece of multicolored stone left over from Nuwa Niangniang's mending the sky in the past, brewed by the essence of the sun and the moon, it is a stone monkey, and he has no father. The fat man corrected: "Anyone who has watched the TV series and books of Journey to the West knows this, and even the old man who watches the gate at the gate of our community knows it, you study this? Isn't it that you have nothing to do when you are full? What else can it be?"

"Misunderstandings, typical misunderstandings. Zhou Tian shook his hand and said loudly: "This is a misunderstanding of people's thinking, whether it is animals or humans, they have their own parents and relatives, how can there be no that?"