Xiao Fei and Lu Heng took two beauties and began to beat eggs.

"Mr. Xiao, are you working in a bank?"

"yes, what's the problem?"

"No, I envy the people who work in the bank the most, and they deal with money every day. ”

"The first two days were very cool, and then it was not good. ”

"Oh? Why is that?"

"It's like going to the pedestrian street to see the beauties, it's quite eye-catching at first, but after a long time, I found that these beauties are someone else's, of course it's not happy......"

When Lu Heng heard it beside him, he felt that it was really like that, "Hahahaha, brother, your metaphor is too vivid......

"Yes, yes, it's like I sold a car, I was so excited to look at the new car at first, but then I didn't feel it anymore, it wasn't my own, I sold it all to others......"

Li Qian said, with a look of resentment.

"Then you have to find Mr. Lu, pay more wages, and sell one yourself." ”

"I thought, how can it be so simple, the cost of living in Badu is so high now, there is no money left......"

Xiao Fei was deeply touched by this sentence.

If it weren't for the yellow eel clone, the current Xiao Fei would not be much better than what Li Qian said.

"That's easy, wouldn't it be a one-time solution to find a rich boyfriend......"

"How can it be so simple, sex is solved at one time, and I see enough choking ...... to buy a car and solve it at one time"

I'll it, this girl is too dirty, isn't it?!Xiao Fei was speechless......

"No, you want to find a boyfriend who can help you solve the two things together, it should be very simple......"

Xiao Fei said, and stared at Li Qian's plump upper circumference.

"Then why don't Mr. Xiao help me find a ......?"

As he spoke, he glanced at Xiao Fei fiercely, full of electricity!

Sin sin, sin and sin, this kind of woman is estimated to have a long life if she marries back......

A few people chatted while fighting, and the food was served on time at seven o'clock.

Li Qian and Wang Xiaojing sat next to Xiao Fei on the left and right.

The four beauties took turns to toast, Xiao Fei and Lu Heng Xiaohua kept drinking, this wine was really refreshing......

"Come, Xiaojing, sit down for a while, and Mr. Xiao and I will have two drinks. ”

After the whole atmosphere was stirred, Lu Heng squeezed out Wang Xiaojing, sat next to Xiao Fei, and raised a pot of wine dispensers.

"Brother, let's blow one up, I won't say much if I thank you, and the things of the brother will depend on you to help me more......"

"It's easy to say, it's all brothers, do it!"

After a sip of half a large pot of wine, at least one or two white wines, Xiao Fei couldn't bear it a little.

"Come on, come on, eat vegetables, Li Qian, you have two drinks with Mr. Xiao tonight......"

After speaking, Lu Heng staggered back to his beauty nest and left Xiao Fei in Pansi Cave.

"Mr. Xiao works in a bank, so he has a lot of entertainment at night. ”

"It's okay, it's only three or four times a week. ”

"That's a lot, come, give you a waist flower, this one needs to be made up more......"

"Well, it's a good thing, and it's often used at night. ”

"Mr. Xiao is so annoying......"

As he spoke, he leaned into Xiao Fei's arms.

Are today's beauties like this to those they hate?

Then it's good that the beauties of the whole world hate themselves......

"Mr. Xiao, I toast you with a glass of wine. ”

"Okay, the beauty toasts, that's called, the waist is paired with wine, the more you drink, the more you have!"

"Mr. Xiao, you are so talented......"

"What's the talent, I was deceived last time I cut my hair......"

"What's going on?"

What Xiao Fei said was so serious that Li Qian couldn't figure out whether it was true or false.

"Last time I cut my hair in the barbershop, I did a washing, cutting and blowing, and I actually charged me 300 yuan. ”

"Isn't this a pit man?"

"yes, then I asked my boss why it was so expensive. ”

"What did the boss say?"

"The boss said: If you only charge 20 for washing scissors, but it will cost 208 for blowing once......"

Li Qian drank some wine and reacted a beat slower.

"Qianmei, then you help me do a washing, cutting and blowing, how much does it cost?"

"Oh, Mr. Xiao, you're so bad!"

…………

Happy times are always short-lived, Xiao Fei's alcohol consumption is still not good, and it is easy to have an accident if he drinks too much.

Like now.

Xiao Fei has been bombarded by several beauties in turn, and he is completely lying on the wine table......

Lu Heng looked at it, this is the end, the amount of alcohol is too cowardly!

Asked at a few beautiful beauties of one color:

"Which of you sent Mr. Xiao to the side to rest?"

This is too obvious, the other three little beauties are still reserved, and Li Qian is the first to express her position.

"Mr. Lu, I'll send it"

"Well, then you've worked hard. ”

Lu Heng called two big men and helped Xiao Fei into a guest room next to him.

The starry sky in October is bright, and life under the moon is also wonderful.

Even Xiao Fei, who was drunk and dreaming of death, could feel the warmth and wetness.

In a daze, Xiao Fei felt Li Qian's meticulous care.

It's not a romantic night.

However, it is definitely not a loss of excitement.

………………

Monday, early in the morning.

Xiao Fei opened his blurry eyes under the effect of the powerful biological clock.

Seeing Li Qian sleeping on the side, recalling what happened last night, I had a slight impression, and I probably knew what I had done......

This Li Qian, beauty is beautiful, but unfortunately she is still degenerate.

Bored let out a pretended exclamation.

Why don't you want to think about what you're doing when you're happy......

Xiao Fei's action of getting up disturbed the beauty's dream.

"Mr. Xiao, why did you get up so early?"

"Today, Monday, I'm going to work, you washed and shears last night, and now you're really refreshed. ”

"Hmm... Mr. Xiao, you really hate ......"

"But you liked it last night...... Okay, it's still early, you can sleep again. ”

Xiao Fei took a shower in the bathroom, and after coming out, Li Qian fell asleep again.

Quietly dressed, and when he left, he took out two thousand yuan and put it on the bedside table.

You can't eat it and wipe it clean, pat your ass and leave......

took a taxi, returned to the rental house to change into clothes, and Xiao Fei went directly to work.

"Hey, Brother Fei has returned triumphantly, and he has recovered so quickly......"

"That's right, you don't look at how good my brother's body is. ”

Regarding Chen Lina's ridicule, Xiao Fei is completely immune.

"Hey, with your small body, you dare to say that you are in good health. ”

"Don't believe me, take the time to go out and try it......"

"Poof, stinky rascal, why are you so dirty. ”

"Is there one? You're so dirty, what do you think about all day long?"

The two haven't seen each other for a few days, and they miss each other very much, no, they start bickering as soon as they meet.

The morning marketing department is leisurely, except for meetings.

"It's all ready, and the conference room is ready. ”

"Hey, it's time for the criticism conference again. ”

"You're okay, if you have completed the target, I'm miserable, and no one has opened. ”

………………

When it comes to meetings, everyone complains.

Grinding and chirping walked reluctantly to the conference room, and the feeling was as tragic as the execution ground.

"It's still Xiao Fei, you're cool, you've basically been resting for a week, so you don't need to report.

This is the account manager of the department, Wang Quanquan, who has a bit of a problem with his character, even if he is cheating and cheating, he still likes to be red-eyed, Xiao Fei has always had a bad relationship with him.

"Why don't you try to stay in a hospital too?"

"That's still forget it, hospitalization hurts a lot of money......"

Today is the weekly meeting, which was not attended by the president and presided over by Chen Shuiming, director of the marketing department.

The content is also a cliché

Chen Shuiming sat across the conference table alone, chanting scriptures like the old monk, chattering non-stop.

To put it simply, your indicators are so poor!

Ranked last in all departments of the branch!

I don't have the face to see anyone!

Well, is there a dick for talking about this?

The sleepy heads of the group of little monks below are all straightened, and the left ear goes in and out of the right ear, all as a lullaby.

After Chen Shuiming finished speaking, it was time for each account manager to perform self-criticism.

Liu Hai: "Loans have increased by 26 million since the beginning of the year, deposits have decreased by 3 million, and credit cards have not ...... for the time being"

The latter indicators are all zero eggs.

"The credit card contacted Badu Haiyuan Machinery Co., Ltd., but they said that they had all applied for our credit card......

"When did you do that? Why don't I remember you got a credit card at their company?"

"Well, it was done by the teller in the business room downstairs. ”

Are you embarrassed to say this Nima?!

Your own sheep, wool sheared by others, and the face to say?

Xiao Fei felt powerless to complain for a while.

If this Nima Xiao Fei were his leader, he would definitely let him stand outside the conference room for two hours!

This idiot is not even as good as a primary school student!

The subsequent report is the same.

One by one, the same as the one discussed, they are all big zero eggs.

Chen Shuiming sat opposite without sorrow or joy, this situation, with the erhu song, is really a perfect match......

Xiao Fei didn't report today, he was recuperating at home, and he reported a hairy ......

The meeting was dismissed, and a group of people returned to the office in a hurry.

It is in stark contrast to the action of entering the conference room.

Xiao Fei is now detached, and it is indeed very rewarding to observe these people from the perspective of a bystander......

Under this big pot rice system, there is no flow of personnel, there is basically no mechanism for going up and down, and there is no hope in a pool of stagnant water......

Of course, these have nothing to do with Xiao Fei, these are all things that leaders should care about.

After the meeting, I have nothing to do to brush up on the news, and take a look at the WeChat circle of friends.

"Today's goal is to hike 20 kilometers and go!"

The accompanying picture is a picture of a fat man with the desert.

This dead fat man is living such a chic life?

This is Fan Hongbing, Xiao Fei's college classmate, and he is from HN.

I don't know what my family is doing, but I'm quite rich anyway.

Travel, but also a weapon to force it, wait for next month, things on your side of the situation are stable, and you have to take a public vacation to go out and have fun.

Send some more photos and pretend to be ......

I was bored and thought about how to pretend to be forced for a while, so let's do something serious.

Call Brother Wang Xiaofen directly.

"Hey, beauty, there's two things I want to trouble you to run. ”

"Anyway, the car you bought me is for running errands......"

Xiao Fei agrees with this, but he can't say that.

"Hey, you can't have a pleasant chat like this. ”

"Okay, anyway, I'm an idler now, so I'll work for you, you say, what's the matter?"

"You wait to go to the supermarket and buy a small refrigerator, it's a very small one. Then buy 30 pieces of good steak, not less than 50 yuan a piece, preferably imported, and send it to my dad, who is on the other side of the pond, and this matter is more urgent. ”

The main reason is that the yellow eel clone is in a hurry and hungry......

"Another thing, I bought a house in Binhu, you help me go through the transfer procedures with the landlord in the afternoon, and I will send him to you later. ”

"Okay, what Boss Xiao ordered, it will definitely be done properly for you. ”

"Don't tease, be careful with my sticks. ”

"Cut, you have the ability to bite me now......"

For a shrewd and capable little goddess-level beauty like Wang Xiaofen, she will occasionally be coquettish and flirt, Xiao Fei feels a little inseparable.

However, she did get several years older than herself.

Well, it's not the most critical, the main thing is that she's not in the ......

This makes Xiao Fei unable to admit that she is a legitimate girlfriend, let alone marry her home as a wife.

Then I can only be a lover, and it seems that I have to find a way to tie her up......

The poison of machismo is too deep, and Xiao Fei is hopeless.

sent Niu Zhenhua's mobile phone number to Wang Xiaofen, and sent Niu Zhenhua a WeChat message, making an appointment to go through the transfer procedures in the afternoon.

After thinking about the wording, Xiao Fei called his father Xiao Jianguo again.

"Hey, Dad, are you used to living over there?"

"Habits, it's good here, it's a village next to it, it's similar to my hometown, and I can find someone to croak, it's much more comfortable than in the city." ”

is similar to what Xiao Fei thought, his parents used to live in the community and were idle, and there was no one they knew.

It's definitely much better to move to the countryside now, and people who don't know each other in the countryside can talk to each other, and everyone will get acquainted quickly, and people won't be too lonely......

"Well, that's good, I arranged for someone, and I'll send a small Xiaoice box and some steaks later." ”

"You tell my mother to fry one steak in the morning and at noon, and two in the evening, not spicy, and then chop it up and put it on a plate, put it in the corridor behind the house, and feed it to the eels. ”

"Why did you raise yellow eels again? Didn't that one die?"

"This time it's different, I spend a lot of money to buy a new variety from outside, specially trained, you put the plate on the ground by the water, and it will come up and eat it by itself. ”

"You're wasting money there, what's the use of raising that thing?"

"Of course it works, otherwise how would I have researched this bait?"

Well, when Xiao Jianguo heard it, it seemed to make some sense......

"Alright then, I see. ”

"Remember to be on time, don't starve to death, this yellow eel is very expensive!"

In order to ensure that the old couple had a snack, don't forget, Xiao Fei could only emphasize the "very valuable" of the yellow eel......

After everything was arranged, Xiao Fei could finally work with peace of mind.

However, people say that a hundred secrets are sparse!

There is one thing that Xiao Fei still hasn't thought through......