Seeing that Ding Li already had his own professional agent, Li Xiulan didn't say anything, but as a person who came over, she told Ding Li and the fat man some of the doorways. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

After Li Xiulan's statement, Ding Li realized that he still underestimated the entertainment industry, but he didn't expect that there were so many doorways in it.

After the rehearsal, the bonfire party program team also conducted a survey of the program you are most looking forward to, and the first position was the sketch "Selling Paintings" performed by Ding Li, Fat Man, and Li Xiulan.

This was followed by the song "A Thousand Mistakes Are My Fault" by the singer Xu Xu.

The least desirable ranking is......

The day has finally passed, and the annual Water Blue Star Huaxia National Bonfire Gala is finally about to meet those long-awaited audiences.

Cctv.

Background.

There were busy crowds everywhere, some sorting out their clothes, some sorting out props, some rehearsing impromptuly, and some pulling their companions and whispering something.

8:05 p.m.

The bonfire party kicked off on time.

Opening dance.

Magic.

Crosstalk.

Song.

Time passed quickly, and the anxious audience finally waited for the program they were most looking forward to, the sketch "Selling Paintings" brought by Ding Li, Fat Man, and Li Xiulan.

The host has just finished the introduction, and before he got off the stage, Ding Li, who was waiting in front of the curtain to prepare for the appearance, suddenly felt a strong force coming from his back, and then the whole person involuntarily rushed out, and finally fell on all fours on the ground.

Before the host walked off the stage, the cast and crew appeared on the stage, still in an ugly form on all fours.

The audience at the scene immediately laughed, and then burst into fierce applause.

Unlike them, the director in charge of the live broadcast and the host on the stage, including the cast and crew of the fat Li Xiulan, were all stunned.

They didn't think that Ding Li deliberately made it out like those audiences! After all, there was no such link during the rehearsal yesterday!

Perform an accident!

At such a large live broadcast performance site, there was a performance accident?

What to do?

The director's mind is blank, he can't help at all at this time, and he can only rely on Ding Li on the stage and the two hosts who haven't left the stage yet.

Li Xiulan and the fat man were also a little dazed, and they didn't know how to continue.

The two hosts on the stage were even more at a loss, and at this time, there was already an instruction from the director team in their headphones, that is, they had to circle the scene no matter what.

Ding Li was stunned, he never thought that someone would push him, making him appear on the stage so embarrassed, and the two hosts hadn't stepped off the stage at all!

Between the lightning and flint, Ding Li thought of a way, he pretended to be chased and beaten, turned his head to look at the back, and said loudly, "Oh, business is really hard now, I almost got beaten when I sold a painting, but fortunately I ran fast." ”

After that, he got up from the ground, touched his pocket with his hand, looked for it on the ground again, and said, "What about my fake painting?" and then thought about it, and added, "It must have fallen in the courtyard of the person just now, mine to look for it." ”

After saying that, he trotted down to the backstage.

The scene once again burst into fierce applause.

The perfect rescue made the leaders of the bonfire party program group all breathe a sigh of relief.

Soon there were only two hosts left on the stage, a man and a woman, and at this time they also reacted, only to see the male host smile and say: "Liu Li, what do you think of the person who appeared just now?"

Liu Li: "I don't have any opinion, I just feel like he's being chased and beaten." ”

"It's ....... As soon as the male host finished speaking, he saw Ding Li appear on the stage again, and he was still holding a picture scroll in his hand.

Seeing the two hosts, Ding Li ran to them and said something that made everyone cry and laugh, "Two heroes, let me hide." ”

After speaking, regardless of whether they wanted to or not, he stood directly next to them.

At this time, the fat man and Li Xiulan chased out with brooms in their hands, and while the two were chasing, they said loudly, "Damn the fake painting, don't let me catch it, or I'll beat you to death." ”

The two of them spun around the stage and then went down.

Without waiting for the two hosts to speak, Ding Li took the scroll in his hand and said to the two hosts: "Two, for the sake of your emergency just now, this painting was sold to you cheaply." ”

"Whoever sells fake paintings, believe it or not, I'm going to beat you. Liu Li shook her little fist and turned her head to walk towards the backstage.

The male host also took advantage of the situation to follow.

Ding Li was the only one left on the stage, he looked at the painting in his hand, then looked around at the audience, and said, "What? What did I do?

He shook the painting in his hand, "I'm a businessman, what kind of business do you do? For example, I bought this painting for 50 yuan, and then I found someone to sell it to him for 20,000 yuan or more. ”

"Shhhh I don't know if it was arranged in advance, but there was a boo from under the stage.

"Why? You don't believe me? Okay, let's see, see how I sold this painting. With that, he also staggered off the stage.

As soon as Ding Li got off the stage, the fat man appeared on the stage after him, he took a few steps, bent down and picked up a thing from the ground, looked at it, and said, "Get rich, get rich, and actually pick up a dime." I said there is a problem with your idea, a dime is not much, but it adds up to a lot, if it is 10,000 dime?"

The audience burst into laughter.

The fat man continued: "I have a nickname, called small cheap, in fact, it is not called greedy and cheap, it should be called thrift. ”

He raised his head and pointed to a person under the stage, "Big brother, my son will get married in a few days, you must come." What? It doesn't matter if you don't have time, you just give me the gift money now. ”

"Poof!" A viewer who drank water in front of the TV station suddenly sprayed, don't you want to be so shameless!

People don't have time not to go, you just say it, just give you the gift money.

It is said that laymen look at the liveliness, and insiders look at the doorway.

In a few simple words, I said a few character characteristics of this sketch, the fat man is greedy and cheap, and he can even be described as a dime.

Ding Li is a liar, a liar who specializes in selling fake paintings.

What kind of collision will happen when a liar and an iron rooster collide?

The appetite of countless spectators has been hung!