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"What happens next?"

"I'm looking forward to it, why do you think Ding Li sold that painting to Wang Le?"

"I don't know, just keep looking. ”

"Yes, yes, don't talk nonsense, just keep watching. ”

"Ding Li's appearance is quite thunderous, Nima, it caused me to vomit directly, and I was covered with rice. ”

Capital.

In a reasonably renovated house, an elderly professor walked up to the TV.

At this time, on the TV, a bonfire party was playing, and it was Ding Li who was fat and ugly.

The old professor's hand had already pressed the turn off button on the television, and it seemed that he was not interested in such a program as a bonfire, otherwise he would not turn off the television.

Just as he was about to turn off the TV, the fat man said his own lines.

In an instant, the old professor stopped turning off the TV, thought for a while, sat on the sofa in front of the TV, and watched carefully.

Of course, he didn't simply watch, but took a recorded diary in his hand, opened the diary, and wrote two sentences on it.

The character characteristics are somewhat contradictory, which leads to the highlights.

The fat man Ding Li in the TV finally met together, but Ding Li's dress this time was very unexpected.

He wears a swarthy hat on his head and a tunic of some unrecognizable color.

The two collided together, and Ding Li was suddenly knocked out, almost two or three meters away.

When the fat man saw that he had hit someone, he immediately walked up to Ding Li, helped Ding Li up, and then looked at Ding Li's crooked mouth, the fists that were tightly put together, rubbed his face again, rubbed his fists again, and asked eagerly: "Brother, brother, are you okay?"

"It's fine. Ding Li paused his saliva and said.

The fat man gave Ding Li a thumbs up and praised: "Brother, you are really a man, you have encountered such a thing, and said that it is okay, come and come, I will rub it for you." ”

"Rub it out, count you awesome. Ding Li looked at the fat man, "I brought it out of the womb." ”

In a word, the scene was in an uproar, and there were countless bursts of laughter in an instant.

"Hahaha....... ”

"It amused me to death, and after a long time, there was a placenta belt. ”

"That's it, it's funny to death, the fool played by Ding Li is so fascinated, it's not okay not to admire. ”

"I just want to know how Wang Le will take the call. ”

"I know what's going on, but I won't say it. ”

"The upstairs ones are bragging, and the appraisal is complete. ”

Unlike them, the old professor once again wrote an idiom in his diary, showing weakness to the enemy!

Then he looked thoughtfully at the TV, only to see that the fat man in the TV had a changed face, pointed at Ding Li and shouted unceremoniously: "You don't walk long-eyed, do you want to slander me? I tell you, I am a martial arts master, warn you, hurry up, otherwise you will be looking for teeth all over the ground." ”

"I don't walk long? You hit me, okay? Ding Li had a contemptuous smile on his face, and said to the fat man: "It's not me who brags, if you move me, I will slander your family, and the police will come, see if you believe you or me." ”

After saying that, he lay on the ground regardless of it, and began to hum incessantly as if he had been seriously injured.

The fat man looked around, shook his head and said, "Xiucai met the soldiers, it is unreasonable, I will take advantage of the fact that there is no one now, so let's run quickly." ”

He took a step and didn't move.

Looking down, I saw that Ding Li didn't know when, came to him, and hugged his legs with both hands.

Without waiting for the fat man to speak, Ding Li shouted miserably: "Come on, help, someone hit someone and want to run." ”

"You let go. The fat man pointed at Ding Li.

"I don't let go. Ding Li hugged the fat man's legs and replied.

"Let go. ”

"Nope. ”

"Let go. ”

"Just don't let go. ”

"Let go. The fat man said in a crying tone.

"Can't you run anymore?" Ding Li asked.

"Big brother, no, no, no, you are my ancestor, I won't run away. The fat man said softly.

Ding Li let go of the hands holding the fat man, "If you run again, I will chase your house and shout for help." ”

"I don't run, I don't run. The fat man handed the dime he had just picked up to Ding Li, "I'm unlucky today, and I'll compensate you for your losses with this dime." ”

The scene once again burst into applause.

Ding Li looked at the dime that the fat man handed him, and then looked at the fat man, "You are very generous." ”

"This is you, if you change to someone else, I won't give him this dime?"

"Someone. Ding Li sat on the ground with his buttocks, like an old lady scolding the street, patting his thighs with his hands, while crying: "There is no reason for heaven, I hit someone, I don't care about people, I want to run, come to someone, help, God ......." ”

"Count me out of luck and give you five dollars. The fat man showed a painful look on his face, took out a five-yuan note from his pocket, and handed it to Ding Li, "I'll tell you the truth, I only have these five yuan in my body, do you want to pull it down." ”

Ding Li didn't answer, still shouting everywhere.

"I'll give you another twenty, plus the five dollars, and you can go to the front bath to take a shower." The fat man took out another twenty bill and handed it to Ding Li.

"What's the matter? Look down on people, don't you think I don't take a bath every day?" Ding Li glared at the fat man and said, "It's not uncommon for me to go to that kind of public bath." ”

"Listen to what you mean, it's like going to take a bath every day. The fat man looked Ding Li up and down, shook his head, and said in disbelief.

"To tell you the truth, I also took a shower yesterday, using three bottles of shampoo and six bottles of shower gel. Ding Li smiled and gestured: "After coming out, people said to me, sir, pay the bill, I said what to buy, I also buy Shuangna." ”

The fat man interjected next to him: "People pay the bill to let you settle the bill, and then that?"

"Then they came over and gave me a massage, some with their fists, some with their feet, and while pressing, they said, I'll let you buy a pair again, I'm asking you to buy a pair. Ding Li pointed to his back, "Press my back purple." ”

The audience immediately remembered countless applause.

The old professor in front of the TV also wrote a few words at this time to show the enemy weakness, interlocking, and bait.

He took a sip of water and continued to stare intently at the TV.

I saw the fat man in the TV set stunned for a moment, shook his head and said: "It's been a long time, it turns out to be a fool, is that to help you massage? It's clear that I'm beating you, and I'm here with me, talking to a fool for a long time." ”