Two days passed in a blink of an eye, and it was the day of the live broadcast of the New Year's party. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Thanks to Ding Li's fame, their sketch was used as a finale and broadcast in prime time.

Opening dance.

Crosstalk.

Magic.

Song.

Acrobatics.

Of course, there are also sketches.

It's just that it's not Ding Li's sketch, but a few sketches that stand out from Jinmen TV's "Sketch Life" talent show, written and acted by themselves, although this sketch is not as classic as Ding Li's sketch, but it is also a masterpiece.

When the last program before the finale sketch was finished, the entire Huaxia, all the viewers who watched the New Year's Gala program, breathed a sigh of relief.

Damn.

Ding Li's sketch is finally here.

The male host of the New Year's party smiled at the beautiful host on the side and asked, "Lulu, is that show just now exciting?"

The hostess smiled and replied: "Wonderful, but it makes me very scared, what if I fall down from such a high place?"

"Compared with the show, we should be more wary in life. The male host glanced at the female host, "If you are not careful, you will be deceived, such as selling you crutches in a good manner, and then selling you a bicycle, and even bringing your own ......." ”

Therefore, we should be more cautious in our daily lives and not fall for the tricks of scammers. The hostess nodded, and then her hand pointed to the side, "Please enjoy the sketch "Kung Fu" and see how they fight wits and courage!"

The curtain is slowly opening!

A huge background appeared on the stage, with several big words written on the background, anti-flicker consultation hotline, telephone XXXXXXXX, and a table in front of it, with a telephone on it.

Then Ding Li was in a wheelchair, and Ding Xiaoyu and Li Xiulan pushed him to appear on the stage.

The audience stared at the balls, their palms subconsciously clapped, and the whole scene suddenly burst into applause!

In the applause, Ding Li was pushed to the center of the stage, and he stood up in the eyes of the audience in extreme shock.

I haven't said the lines yet.

I don't know the enthusiastic audience under the stage, shouting at the top of their voices, "Flicker, flicker." ”

This voice almost made the three people on the stage laugh.

"The last time I sold abduction, I fooled him and made him stupid, and if I don't sell his things today, the topic of promising the audience will not be completed. Ding Li said loudly.

Ding Xiaoyu, who was on the side, pointed to the background and said, "Senior brother, we have arrived." ”

"Hmm. Ding Li snorted.

"Senior brother, let's just go in like this?" asked Li Xiulan.

"Wait, let's make a harassing call first and find out what's going on. After Ding Li finished speaking, he took out a mobile phone from his pocket and dialed the phone number provided in the background.

The phone rings.

The fat man wearing a suit and tie on his upper body, jeans and travel shoes on his lower body, ran to the background board, picked up the phone on the table and said loudly: "Hello, this is the anti-flicker consultation hotline, I am a senior fooled Lao Fan, based on years of experience, I will accurately judge whether you have been fooled." ”

The audience burst into applause.

The fat man continued: "Someone sells abduction, please press one, someone sells a car, please press two, someone has a sharp turn, please press three, someone sells a stretcher, please call the police directly." ”

His remarks amused many audiences at the scene.

Several actors and some professionals who had performed sketches backstage were also stunned when they saw this, and secretly praised in their hearts.

Ding Li is Ding Li, a few words came up in this sketch, and all the backgrounds and characters were introduced clearly, not admiring it.

At this time.

The sketch continues.

The camera was given to Ding Li and the three of them, only to see Ding Li smile mysteriously and say, "It's Master Fan, right?"

Fatty, "It's me, you?"

"I called to inquire about one thing. ”

You say. ”

"I have an old sow at home, and when I was feeding her this morning, she just opened the door, ran away, and hit the wall. ”

Audience, "Hahaha!"

"Funny me, my pig hit the wall, do you want to be so funny?"

"Compared with his funny, I care more about how the fat man will answer. ”

"Yes. ”

By now, the attention of many viewers has been drawn to the work, and the scene is silent, only the live broadcast machine is making its characteristic humming sound.

The fat man thought for a moment and said, "Is there a problem with this pig's eyesight?"

"No problem, both eyes are 1.5 and my eyesight is pretty good. Ding Li replied.

"Then how did it hit the wall?" asked the fat man, puzzled.

"Because that pig doesn't have a sharp brain turn. Ding Li replied proudly.

Someone is amused again!

The fat man listened to Ding Li's answer, and said dissatisfiedly: "I said that you are not particular about this person, and you press three when you turn sharply, in this case, I also have a question and want to consult." ”

"You say. ”

"It's the New Year, our family doesn't have any New Year's goods, only a chicken and a donkey, do you say I should kill the chicken first?

Ding Li was about to answer, but found that the situation was wrong, but he couldn't answer it, so he handed over this problem to Ding Xiaoyu and Li Xiulan.

"Xiaoyu, Xiulan, you two answer this question. ”

"Senior brother, kill the chicken first. Ding Xiaoyu said.

Ding Li picked up the phone and replied according to the answer given by Ding Xiaoyu, "Master Fan, this question of yours, I think the chicken will be killed first." ”

The fat man said happily: "Congratulations, the donkey thinks so too." ”

As soon as these words came out, the audience was stunned, and then burst into laughter! This joke was so sudden that no one was prepared for it when it suddenly arrived, and they just burst into laughter!

"Do you know why I didn't answer this question?" Ding Li put away his mobile phone and said to Ding Xiaoyu and Li Xiulan: "It's because I think it's problematic." ”

"Senior brother, you can't kill chickens, then kill donkeys. Li Xiulan glared at the beads and said.

"That's what the chicken thinks, too. Ding Li replied, "No matter how you answer this question, you will fall for the other party's trick." ”

"Senior brother, people are so powerful, or let's go back. Ding Xiaoyu retreated.

"The last time I sold abduction, I fooled him into a cripple, and I fooled him stupidly by selling a car, and I ...... today. After Ding Li finished speaking, he picked up a blanket in his wheelchair and turned his hand around.

A huge blanket, spinning in his hand.

The audience, seeing this, all applauded, but then they all laughed, and Ding Li, who was in a wheelchair, made an extremely funny move.

"Is Master Fan at home?" Li Xiulan shouted at the top of her voice.

"Who is looking for me?" the fat man made a gesture to open the door, and then he saw Ding Li in a wheelchair, like a fool.