The fat man walked up to Ding Li, looked up and down for a while, and then learned from Ding Li's appearance and quipped: "This shape is quite chic, very six plus seven." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

The audience laughed.

Very six plus seven is a very famous program on CCTV, but I didn't expect to be spoofed by the fat man here.

"The pig hit the wall, did you hit the pig?" the fat man looked at Ding Li, "Did you chase the rear-end?" Did you call the police, so that no one from the insurance company came to the scene to investigate?"

The audience is laughing.

Then the fat man clenched his hands into fists and looked at God with a hideous face, "That angel sister made this breath for me." ”

His expression vividly expressed his hatred for Ding Li and the pleasure of revenge.

Let Ding Li, who was in a wheelchair, secretly praise in his heart, it seems that the fat man's acting skills are really good.

The sketch continues.

Ding Li stretched out three fingers tremblingly.

When the fat man saw this, his tone changed, "Why did it become three again? Do you want to have a very six plus three?"

The audience continued to burst into laughter.

"It's been months. Ding Li said.

"Huh?" said the fat man, "so I can speak." ”

"I'm here to apologize to you. Ding Li said to the fat man.

"You're fooling me again?" said the fat man with his hands on his waist and a smile on his face.

"I'm really here to apologize to you, and my two junior sisters can testify. Ding Li pointed to Ding Xiaoyu and Li Xiulan on both sides behind him.

"Did you form a group to fool me?"

The fat man's words amused the audience again, some laughed forward and backwards, some laughed directly and hurt their stomachs, and some laughed out of breath.

Some people also sprayed, and the attention of the audience in front of Xin was on the stage, otherwise they would have to make trouble.

"Hahaha... Hahaha!"

"You're fooling me again? ”

"The group came to fool me, god-like words. ”

"No, I'm laughing to death. ”

The audience's emotions are getting more and more involved!

Ding Li, who was on the stage, said to Ding Xiaoyu and Li Xiulan: "You help me up." ”

"So you can stand?" said the fat man, a little in surprise.

Ding Xiaoyu and Li Xiulan helped Ding Li and stood up.

Suddenly, Ding Li squatted violently, which not only frightened the audience, but also frightened the fat man on the stage.

"It's so old, don't fix these useless things. The fat man pointed at Ding Li, "Come on, come on, it's okay to take a few steps." ”

Ding Li glanced at the fat man and didn't move.

"I said what are you doing with me, it's okay to walk a few steps, come and come, walk. The fat man pointed to the ground and said.

In the first abduction, Ding Li fooled the fat man like this, bluntly saying that he could walk a few steps if he was fine, but he didn't expect that today, he was used by the fat man.

Audience, "Hahaha...... Hahaha!"

"Oh, I can't do it! ”

I didn't expect the fat man to owe him more than him, it used to be Ding Li who asked the fat man to take a few steps, but now the situation is reversed. ”

"I have to say, they acted so well!"

"Both of them acted so well!"

Then they burst into applause!

Background.

Actors' Lounge.

Several new-generation sketch actors are staring intently at the big screen, and the sketch kung fu is playing on the big screen.

One of the sketch actors who had already performed a sketch on stage sighed, "Teacher Ding is Teacher Ding, this book is too classic." ”

"That's right, a classic is a classic, Teacher Wang Le's performance is also good, as well as Ding Xiaoyu and Li Xiulan, they are also in place. ”

"I don't have any confidence. Another sketch actor who has not yet performed a sketch on stage said with some loss.

There are three of them at this New Year's party plus Ding Li's sketches, one has been performed before, and one is performed before the end of the New Year's party.

It was almost early in the morning, and there were very few people who could make it to this time, in other words, not many people would tune in to their skits.

"Don't be so unconfident, I'm sure we'll be red. His partner encouraged, "Like Ding Li and Wang Le, they became popular because we participated in the New Year's party." ”

"Come on. ”

Then several large hands were stacked together.

On the big screen, the sketch continues.

Ding Li stumbled a few steps, and then put his head on the fat man's chest.

The fat man immediately raised his hands and said loudly: "Slander, the big guys are all looking at it, what happened has nothing to do with me, besides, there is a camera here, you can't fake me." ”

Seeing this, the hearts of many viewers sank.

This scene is a reflection on human nature, especially the frightened expression on the fat man's face, which is even more distressing.

In modern society, science and technology are becoming more and more developed, and people's material life is becoming more and more abundant, but people's spiritual civilization is becoming more and more degenerate.

Showing off wealth on the Internet, touching porcelain, and so on.

Compared with showing off wealth on the Internet, what is more disgusting is touching porcelain.

In life, how many people fell to the ground, and the people around them did not dare to help them because they were afraid of being touched.

Even if a well-wisher helps, but it turns out that he is framed, and the person being helped not only will not be grateful to the person who helped him, but also bluntly says that the person who helped people is the perpetrator who encountered him.

What's more, they even targeted some naïve children for touching porcelain, the most famous of which was the incident of a fifty-year-old lady touching a five-year-old girl in porcelain.

on stage.

Seeing that Ding Li, who was scared by the fat man, he couldn't help but smile secretly in his heart, "I won't lie to you." ”

"Then get up. The fat man said in a pleading tone.

"Do you believe everything I say?"

"Faith, faith, faith. The fat man said three letters in one breath, and it seemed that he was frightened by Ding Li's move.

"Then you step back. ”

The fat man still retreated.

Ding Li also took the opportunity to stand up.

Then he said to Ding Xiaoyu: "Xiaoyu, bring it." ”

Ding Xiaoyu took out a few hundred yuan from his pocket and handed it to Ding Li, who stuffed the hundreds of yuan into the fat man's hand, "Are you familiar?"

"Is this the hundreds of dollars you fooled me?"

"Not a penny. After Ding Li finished answering, he shouted at Li Xiulan, "Xiulan." ”

Li Xiulan followed Ding Xiaoyu's example, took out a watch from her pocket, and Ding Li took the watch and handed it to the fat man.

"This is the watch you fooled you with?"

"With it in my hand, I didn't read a word. ”

Immediately afterwards, Ding Li and the fat man clasped their hands together.

"Big brother, don't say anything. The fat man said in the same tone as in the sketches "Selling Abduction" and "Selling Cars": "It's all fate." ”

Seeing this, many viewers' hearts suddenly tightened, they thought that this time the fat man would be the same as the previous two times, and he would be deceived.