Sunday stopped.

Laughed a little.

"Don't I feel like there's nothing left for me and want to leave?"

"How can there be no business with you?" Huang Xiaolan asked rhetorically: "I am a cross talk actor, you are also a cross talk actor, both of us are cross talk actors, but we have never talked about cross talk together, so I think I should take this opportunity to tell the big guy a cross talk." ”

Finished.

She yelled at the audience under the stage, "Big guy, okay?"

The audience below.

Qi Qi replied, "Okay." ”

"Do you want the two of us to talk about cross talk?" Huang Xiaolan pointed to Zhou Tian in front of her and continued to ask.

Then came the audience's unanimous reply, "Yes." ”

"Do you still want to go down?" Huang Xiaolan looked at Zhou Tiandao with a smile: "At this time, do you still want to go down?"

Zhou Tian didn't answer, but kept looking at the stage floor with his eyes.

"Sunday, did you lose your money?" the fat man who was like a light bulb was funny at the right time.

"Nope. Zhou Tian replied angrily.

"I didn't lose any money, why did I touch the ground all over the place?"

"I'm not trying to see if there's a hole in the ground and get into it. Zhou Tian's words made the audience all laugh.

Boy.

That's what it was.

"What's wrong with you?" Huang Xiaolan smiled and teased, "Do you think you've seen no one?"

Let's talk about it.

She turned to the fat man on the side and said, "What are you still standing here, what are you still standing here?"

The fat man suddenly showed an expression like waking up from a dream, and then trotted to the backstage.

Originally, there was no joke baggage here.

But I don't know how.

Suddenly there was a joke baggage.

This joke baggage was thrown out by the fat man.

When this guy trotted off the stage, he didn't know if his right foot accidentally tripped over his left leg, or if his left leg accidentally stepped on his right foot.

In a word.

The fat man stumbled.

Fell to the floor.

See this scene.

Whether it was the audience at the scene or the audience in front of the computer, they all suddenly burst into laughter, "Hahaha...... Hahaha....... ”

It's hilarious.

It's really funny.

And it's still the kind of funny don't want it.

I have to sigh a little.

An old bird is an old bird.

The experience is indeed rich.

After seeing that he accidentally fell to the ground, which made the audience laugh, he immediately understood, knowing that the audience regarded their mistakes as a joke baggage, and then played on the spot, pointing at Zhou Tian with his finger, "Zhou Tian, are you nagging about me?"

Zhou Tian looked disgusted.

When the audience saw this, applause followed.

Huang Xiaolan.

At this time, Huang Xiaolan came forward.

She pointed at the fat man, "Who is talking about you, who is talking about you, my big beauty is standing in front of him, he doesn't talk about it, can he talk about you?" I said fatty, can you stop being amorous, can you leave the stage quickly and leave the stage to us?"

The fat man left.

It's just that the way he left was a little hilarious.

This guy.

Instead of standing up, walking or running away from the stage, they crawled away from the stage like an earthworm and crawled off the stage step by step.

"I said fatty, how do you climb?" Huang Xiaolan frowned.

"Aren't I scared of falling? So it's better to be on the safe side. The fat man replied, and continued to crawl backstage like an earthworm.

Suddenly.

From the fat man's body, Zhou Tian saw a picture of our soldiers crawling towards the enemy pillbox.

Finally.

After wasting a few minutes of your time.

The fat man finally left the stage.

Of course.

These few minutes of time were not wasted, and many viewers all laughed in these few minutes.

After he leaves.

Zhou Tian and Huang Xiaolan officially started to talk about cross talk.

I saw Huang Xiaolan roll up her sleeves and said with a smile: "Hello everyone." ”

Zhou Tian didn't speak, but covered his face with his hands, looking shy that I didn't dare to see people.

Huang Xiaolan continued: "Hello, audience friends. ”

At this time, Zhou Tian did not stop talking, and under the threat of Huang Xiaolan, he said, "Hello everyone, this time the two of us will tell you a cross talk." ”

Huang Xiaolan smiled, "Yes, it's our place." ”

When the people below heard it, including those viewers on the Internet, they all felt a little speechless. Because nine of the ten cross talks are opened with this bland tone.

That is, there is nothing new!

You must know that many people were full of expectations for their cross talk before.

As a result, there was no miracle, and it was extremely bland, which made the hearts of the audience suddenly have an idea of how their cross talk could be so bland.

In view of this idea, the audience felt that there was no novelty, and even had a weird idea of whether Zhou Tian would say cross talk.

However, as soon as this thought came together, the first burden unexpectedly popped out!

Huang Xiaolan pointed to Zhou Tian beside her, "First of all, I want to introduce me grandly, this is my new partner, and he is also the person who has a crazy scandal with me!"

Many viewers at the scene laughed after listening to this introduction!

Boy.

That's how it was introduced!

Still rumored about her boyfriend?

Zhou Tiandao: "Can we not mention this?"

Huang Xiaolan snorted, "Why don't you mention it? I'm here for this today." ”

The audience laughed again, "Hahaha!"

Zhou Tian said: "I obeyed you, I'm not afraid of anything, it's just stupid and bold." ”

Huang Xiaolan said: "Actually, I also admire myself. ”

A few more laughs could be heard from below.

Zhou Tian said with a smile: "Just kidding, Teacher Huang Xiaolan Huang, we all know that many people like her as a famous cross talk actor in China." ”

Huang Xiaolan nodded and said, "That's right this time." There are a lot of people who like me, I don't know if you like it or not. ”

The audience laughed like crazy.

How can there be such a topic!

"Teacher Huang, let's talk about cross talk, don't mention anything else. Zhou Tiandao: "Teacher Huang's cross talk is good. ”

Huang Xiaolan said to the audience: "That's right, my cross talk is okay." ”

Zhou Tian smiled: "Everyone knows that some time ago, it went viral on the Internet, saying that I was in a relationship with Teacher Huang. ”

Huang Xiaolan said: "I also saw that report. ”

Zhou Tian pointed to Huang Xiaolan and said, "I admire Teacher Huang! I hang his photo on the wall of my house, and I will incense him in the morning and evening." ”

The audience burst into laughter!

Your uncle's.

Is there such a reverence?

Huang Xiaolan hurriedly stopped, "Stop, stop! I'm not here yet?"

"The main thing is that I admire you too much. Zhou Tiandao.

"It's not like you! It's all hanging on the wall, I'm afraid. Huang Xiaolan said.

Zhou Tian continued: "Then hide it in your heart. ”

The audience burst into laughter!

But then, Zhou Tian said: "You will always live in my heart." ”

Huang Xiaolan said: "I'm still gone." ”

"Hahaha!" the audience laughed:

A female audience member laughed and slapped her legs, "Oops!"

Zhou Tian smiled: "This shows your position in my heart." ”

Huang Xiaolan said: "You have it." ”

Zhou Tian, "You may not know that Mr. Huang is a person who likes research. ”

Huang Xiaolan said to the audience: "I like this. ”

Zhou Tian, "A few days ago, she studied whether there would be a change in the weight of an object during the descent process, and how to get it, she jumped from a height of 20 meters. ”

As soon as this burden was thrown, the scene burst into laughter!

"Oops, hey!"

"Hahahaha!"

"Excuse me?

"Oops, I'm smiling!"

Huang Xiaolan rolled her eyelids, "Okay, I can't think about it!"

Zhou Tian said expressionlessly: "What can't you think of? Didn't you dive into the water and then get the result that your mobile phone can't see the water?"

The audience laughed again.

Huang Xiaolan pouted and said, "I'm missing a heart, do you have a research on this?"

"Oh!" Zhou Tian suddenly realized, "Then what are you studying?" I know, it must be that computers can't see water, right?"

With this sentence, the audience was stunned and burst into laughter!

Huang Xiaolan was sullen, "I'm still stupid?"

Zhou Tian: "No, no, no, you're not stupid. ”

Some viewers couldn't stand the laughter anymore, "Hahaha...... Hahaha......"

Huang Xiaolan, "I've convinced you, to tell you the truth, my research topic is weight loss." ”

"You women are troublesome, in order to keep in shape, to maintain a perfect body, compete with food every day. Zhou Tiandao.