Chapter 870 This cross talk is okay
Huang Xiaolan glanced at Zhou Tian and said, "I don't resent you men in this matter, if you don't see something different, see one, and like one, why do we women have to lose weight?"
The audience off the stage.
Nodding in agreement.
Especially those female audiences, they nodded angrily.
That's right.
Huang Xiaolan's words are too right.
If it's not for the man they like, why do they have to work so hard to lose weight? Lose weight without eating? Give up food to lose weight?
"This matter, strictly speaking, is not to blame us male compatriots. Zhou Tiandao: "You should find the original yin from you women themselves." ”
Many gay men, when they heard this, shouted like a coax.
Huang Xiaolan said: "How can you resent our female comrades for this matter? And find the reason from our female comrades? It should be your male comrades' fault." ”
Zhou Tian said while gesturing: "It's okay to say in winter, but in summer, you lesbians wear flowers and branches, and many lesbians wear very thin clothes, shorts, and suspenders, as long as it is a normal man, he will want to commit a crime, do you say that you can resent our gay men for this matter?"
"Hahaha...... Hahaha....... The audience laughed.
Of course.
The laughing audience was all men.
Because what Zhou Tian said was also right.
Now the woman.
It's too open.
Too few clothes to wear.
There was such a thing before, a gay man, because of looking at beautiful women and looking at lightly dressed beauties on the street, accidentally hit the motorcycle he was riding into the van next to him.
This also raises a topic.
Therefore, some viewers, after listening to Zhou Tian's words, instantly thought of this matter, and then laughed, and their cheeks began to hurt when they laughed!
Huang Xiaolan glanced at Zhou Tian, "We show our beauty, isn't it for you men?"
Zhou Tian blinked at her, "What do you mean?"
Huang Xiaolan said: "We women dress too conservatively, you call us yellow-faced women, and say that we are not open." We dress too fashionably, you call us criminals, inside and out, it's all your reason?"
Zhou Tian nodded, "So I like summer." ”
Huang Xiaolan pointed at Zhou Tian, "Look, look, audience friends, look, the fox's tail is exposed, none of these men can believe it, so there is such a saying, it is called that men are reliable, and sows can go up trees." ”
At this time.
Not to mention the audience.
Even the cameraman who was in charge of the on-site shooting burst into laughter!
Boy.
Men are reliable, and sows can go up trees, and so on, they all run out.
In the midst of laughter.
Zhou Tian shook his head vigorously and denied it: "I didn't mean that, I mean, summer is a particularly good season." ”
Huang Xiaolan said: "The more you explain, the more you cover up." ”
Zhou Tian patted his head with his hand, "I found that men can't reason with women, because there is no reason to talk about it at all." ”
Huang Xiaolan snorted, "Don't you know that being unreasonable is a woman's patent? There is no reason to talk about it as a woman's right?
Zhou Tian's face showed a big word of convincing, "I'm convinced." ”
After finishing and yelling at the back, "Wang Le, come out quickly, don't let me fight the thunder here alone." ”
Wang Le probed the probe and said, "I don't dare." ”
"Why?"
"The guy next to you just shook his fist at me, and I was afraid that I would go out and get beaten. The fat man's words made the audience laugh.
Look around.
The audience was full of laughter!
There were also a few viewers who burst into tears and laughed!
Meanwhile.
on the web.
Viewers watching through a computer.
Also fryed.
Look around.
The screen was full of messages from the audience.
"Hahaha...... Hahaha....... ”
"Damn! Blind me! It's funny. ”
"No, no, I'm already laughing and cramping! It's so funny! What Zhou Tian said is too funny! What Huang Xiaolan said is also very good!"
"Not to mention, the cooperation of this man and woman is really godly! It is simply impeccable! There is not a single flaw in it. ”
"The two of them have such a tacit understanding! The jokes are one after another! Tell me, will the two of them get together? Will they get married? I really want to see the two of them together. ”
"It's so exciting! This cross talk is really exciting! Personally, I feel that it is even more exciting than the previous cross talk!"
"Great love Sunday!"
"Big love Huang Xiaolan!"
"Get out, Huang Xiaolan is mine, and Zhou Tian is also mine. ”
"Upstairs, this is the rhythm of both men and women. ”
"That's right!"
Live streaming.
The cross talk between Zhou Tian and Huang Xiaolan made the audience's laughter surging like a tide, and wave after wave!
Huang Xiaolan stood on the stage in high spirits, "In the final analysis, it is still the responsibility of you men, and they have nothing to do with us women." ”
Diametrically opposed to Huang Xiaolan was Zhou Tian, who sighed after listening to Huang Xiaolan's words: "I don't know what to say." ”
Huang Xiaolan said: "Whether it is a man or a woman, they will do it because they like each other. ”
Zhou Tiandao: "I just want to show my best side to the other party." ”
The cross talk is over!
Zhou Tian and Huang Xiaolan smiled slightly, then stood up straight and bowed to the audience.
With the two of them bowing, the audience suddenly let out a deafening shout and applause, and these voices filled the entire performance scene with a bang!
"Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. ”
"Sunday, I love you, Sunday, I want to have a baby with you. ”
There are also those who shout Huang Xiaolan.
"Huang Xiaolan, Huang Xiaolan, Huang Xiaolan. ”
"Huang Xiaolan, I like you, Huang Xiaolan, I love you, Huang Xiaolan, I want to marry you. ”
"Huang Xiaolan, don't be with Zhou Tian. ”
In addition to these.
There are also shouts for two people to continue the performance.
"Zhou Tian, Huang Xiaolan, your cross talk is really good, let's have another one. ”
"Another cross talk. ”
"Don't go, another cross talk. ”
Next.
As Zhou Tian expected, all the news media linked to entertainment in the whole of China are using huge space to report on Huang Xiaolan's appearance to cheer for her rumored boyfriend Zhou Tian's cross talk performance.
"Huang Xiaolan unexpectedly appeared to help her rumored boyfriend Zhou Tian's cross talk performance. 》
"Huang Xiaolan appeared to cheer, was it intentional?or unintentional?"
"Why did Huang Xiaolan cheer for Sunday's performance?"
"At the performance scene on Sunday, Huang Xiaolan unexpectedly appeared. 》
"Super Surprise, Gossip Girlfriend Huang Xiaolan appeared at the performance on Sunday. 》
"The surprise of the Zhou Tian cross talk special, the rumored girlfriend unexpectedly appeared. 》
"Perfect ending, Sunday cross talk special ended perfectly. 》
"50,000 people of cross talk performances, Zhou Tian created his own record. 》