Chapter 23 Sketch "Hotel Adventure"

Time was running out of time, and all the comedians who participated in the weekly finals performed on stage. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

As the staff member said, there are all sorts of strange things that happen to the live show.

Really!

When all the shows were competitive, the director of the Comedy Talent program team found that their program had six or seven minutes more vacuum time than planned.

If all the commercials are played for six or seven minutes, those viewers who watch the comedy talent show will not be allowed to scold their comedy talent show to death!

What's more, if six or seven minutes of advertisements are broadcast continuously, the advertisers who place the advertisements do not do it, such a dense advertising bombardment will not be effective at all, and it will have a negative effect if it is not done well.

Without much thought, the director of the comedy talent program asked the staff to notify Ding Li and the fat man, who were the backups, and bluntly told them that the sketch "Hotel Adventure" could be played, but the time was compressed from more than ten minutes to four minutes.

Four minutes!

It's only a short four minutes.

But it was these four minutes that made the myth of Ding Li and the fat man becoming popular overnight.

After receiving the notice, Ding Li and the fat man subconsciously glanced at each other, and then nodded to each other confidently.

Because there are only four minutes to spare, they have to compress the entire sketch and deduce the jokes and baggage in the sketch as much as possible.

"Come on, fatty. Ding Li told the fat man, "Don't have any preludes to the sketch, just start with you holding the newspaper." ”

"Okay. The fat man nodded and walked onto the stage with props.

Because there was only four minutes to perform some of the props used in the sketch, the program team did not prepare them for them, so the fat man could only perform without physical objects.

He moved two mattresses directly from the backstage to serve as a bed in the hotel, and then sat down on the mattress on the ground with a mask and a newspaper.

At this time, the two hosts in front of the curtain have already begun to announce the curtain.

I only heard the actor smile and say, "Liu Li, how are our comedy contestants doing?"

The hostess replied with a smile: "Everyone has their own unique skills, I was so fascinated by watching that I almost forgot my original job, by the way, Liu Gang, why did you suddenly ask me this question?"

The male host looked at her, "Do you still remember the cross talk between Ding Xiaofeng and Li Xiaoyun?"

"Of course I remember, especially the explanation of the sketch in it, I remember it very well, to be honest, I really want to watch this sketch. The hostess smiled and delayed time, no way, who let this be the director's order to her.

"I think it will soon be as you wish, and then let's enjoy the sketch show "Hotel Adventure" brought by young sketch actors Ding Li and Wang Le. The male host took advantage of the situation to report the names of the sketches and actors.

Although they don't know what the sketch is, they are still very experienced and add six words in front of the names of Ding Li and the fat man, young sketch actors.

The curtain opens!

In an instant, everyone laughed, and some of them even held their stomachs and laughed very ungracefully.

I saw a newspaper in front of them, and the newspaper also used a black carbon pen to write a few big sentences, I heard that reading the newspaper can prevent snoring!

Immediately afterwards, the salesman played by Ding Li appeared on the stage, followed by a breathless knock on the door.

The fat man folded the newspaper up, revealing the mask on his face.

Suddenly, people went crazy again, and saw that the fat man's mask also had a few words on it, and he must treat snoring.

"Comrade, can I share a room with you?" Ding Li covered his crotch with his hand, made a look of urgency on his face, and said in a consultative tone: "It's really not good, you let me go to the bathroom first." ”

The fat man replied, Ding Li didn't understand, and the audience on the stage didn't understand, because the fat man was wearing a mask on his face, and he deliberately said something very vague, so he couldn't understand.

Ding Li pointed to the mask on the fat man's face.

The fat man suddenly realized and took off the mask on his face with his hand.

Suddenly, on the spot, in front of the TV, and backstage of the comedian, several judges and teachers laughed again at this moment.

The fat man even wore a layer of mask inside.

He continued to remove the mask, continuing to reveal the mask he was wearing on his face.

Everyone wondered, how many layers of masks did this fat man wear?

The answer was soon revealed, and he wore a full ten masks.

"What did you say?" the fat man asked in the dialect of a certain province of Shui Lanxing.

"Friend, can I share a room with you?" Ding Li covered his crotch with his hand, made a look of urgency, and said in an unusually hideous tone: "It's really not good, you let me go to the bathroom first." ”

"Ang, you're going to the bathroom, go wow. After the fat man finished speaking, he slapped Ding Li's shoulder with his hand.

I saw Ding Li's body tremble a few times, and immediately showed an ugly expression on his face, looked at the fat man with a very aggrieved expression, and said embarrassedly: "Bathroom, I don't think you need to go, comrade, can you please call the front desk and ask them if there is a laundry service here." ”

After saying that, he spread his legs and straightened his pants with his hands.

All the audience burst into laughter.

"Hahaha...... It's so funny, I actually peed my pants with a slap, don't you want to be so funny. ”

"It's just so funny that I almost burst into tears. ”

"It turns out that this is a sketch, it's so good-looking, what's the name of these two actors?"

"Someone just said that the thin one is called Ding Li, and the fat one is called Wang Le. ”

Backstage of the comedy master, the director looked at the performance of the two people on the screen in front of him with a shocked face.

He was deeply shaken.

In less than a minute, everyone, including him, laughed several times, such a funny show, if it is not popular, it is simply unreasonable.

At the same time, he still has some resentment in his heart, resentful that he has let such a good program act as a backup.

If there is enough time, this sketch called "Hotel Adventure" can be presented in front of the audience in its entirety, and the ratings of this episode of the Comedy Talent Weekly Final can definitely hit a new high.

The ratings went up.

The popularity of the show has risen with the tide.

Then the advertising cost will naturally increase a lot.

He thought for a moment and said to a staff member on the side, "You inform these two actors and ask them to present the show to me in its entirety, as for the time, don't let them think about it." ”

"Director, but time?" the staff was a little puzzled.

"If I don't have enough time, I will squeeze in from other aspects, announce the end of the show for a while, and announce the results directly, so that I can save almost two minutes of time, and those advertising hours will also be as ...... as possible. The director commanded.