Chapter 24 is a perfect four-minute performance
Every contestant who performs on stage will have headphones in their ears. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
This headset can not only clearly transmit their lines to the audience through the walkie-talkie on their waists, but also accept various instructions and messages from the backstage director team at the same time.
For example, now the director team has notified Ding Li and Fatman, telling them that they don't have to care about the time, and that the latter part of the sketch "Hotel Adventure" will be presented to all the audience and friends as much as possible.
This news is a lot of good news for Ding Li and the fat man, which means that their performances have deeply moved the drama talent director team.
In other words, they were recognized!
Of course, this good news still made their performance a little different.
The fat man, who couldn't hold it down first, clenched his hands into fists and raised his head to the sky and let out a long roar.
As for Ding Li, although he was not as excited as the fat man, he also sat on the stage weakly, trembling all over, which was a natural reaction to be extremely happy.
In addition to the audience at the scene, several judges, teachers and staff of the director team instantly knew that there were errors in their performances by the two people on the stage.
Such a good performance, there was an error!
This is a very serious performance accident!
The key is whether they can get it back perfectly!
Otherwise, it will be difficult to qualify for the monthly tournament.
Ding Li and the fat man who were performing on the stage were also a little chaotic at this moment, so they had a cold time of almost thirty seconds.
During this cold scene, the two stared at each other with big eyes, and at the same time thought of a way in their hearts.
Suddenly, Ding Li, who was the first to react, complained to the fat man: "I said big brother, didn't I pee a pair of pants? Besides, on this big night, you are so yelling, aren't you afraid that other customers of the hotel will complain about you?"
Ding Li's words perfectly explained the reason why the fat man was excited and why he was paralyzed on the ground.
"Bang bang bang. The audience under the stage began to applaud their performance wildly, perhaps in their opinion, the performance of the two just now was according to the script.
Several judges and teachers also nodded subconsciously, it seems that Ding Li's rescue is relatively successful.
The backstage director team also let go of their hearts at this moment, especially the director who gave the order, he took all the responsibility on his shoulders, if the performance went wrong, the first person to be criticized must be him.
Apparently, this time he made the right bet.
As long as the ratings of this issue of comedy talent go up, who can do anything to him?
"Hey, hey, hey....... The fat man touched his head, smiled embarrassedly, and then walked up to Ding Li and said loudly, "Aren't I a little happy?"
"Big brother, you're happy, I'm unlucky, I'm just this pair of pants. Ding Li stood up, pointed to his pants, and complained: "If you don't let me share a room with you, how can I go out to meet people." ”
"Okay, isn't it just a room?" The fat man looked at Ding Li, nodded and agreed, and then he changed his tone and reminded Ding Li, "There is something I want to tell you clearly, I am a person who snores when I sleep." ”
"What's wrong with snoring while sleeping?" Ding Li rolled his eyes, "Drink some wine and sleep until dawn." ”
"Wine. The fat man said with a little regret: "I went there to drink this big night." ”
"Big brother, isn't it wine?" Ding Li looked at the fat man, pointed to his small bag with his finger, and said, "There is also wine and food here, and today our brothers will not return if they are not drunk." ”
As soon as Ding Li's words fell, he opened his small bag and took out a pink lunch box from it.
Everyone, including the judges and the members of the backstage director team, thought that Ding Li's lunch box was full of vegetables.
As a result, they all thought too much.
I saw Ding Li open the lunch box and take out a small black lunch box from it, and then take out a small white lunch box from the black lunch box, followed by a yellow lunch box, a blue lunch box, and a colorful lunch box......
Stay!
Everyone was stunned, including the judges, they didn't expect that there would be such a burden here!
Some people also began to speculate in their hearts, guessing how many lunch boxes Ding Li would take out.
The answer was soon revealed.
It's ten lunch boxes.
In the end, Ding Li took out a small bottle the size of a little thumb from the smallest lunch box, and said to the fat man: "Big brother, this bottle of old wine is half of our family." ”
"Poof. "A spectator who saw this was so amused that he almost vomited blood.
Nima.
A big bottle of old wine, half of a person, what I know is wine, and what I don't know is a small bottle of wind oil.
Not only him, but even the other audience members sitting next to him were already laughing back and forth at this time.
"Hahaha, it amused me. ”
"A small bottle the size of a fart is even half of a family, and with such a kind of wine, Lao Tzu can drink fifty bottles in a row. ”
"And those lunch boxes, they can put so many layers. ”
"Oh, no, my slow. ”
“……。 ”
The laughter of the audience was clearly transmitted to the ears of Ding Li and the fat man who performed on the stage.
Judging by the audience's reaction, they succeeded and succeeded in moving the audience.
The two of them, who breathed a sigh of relief, continued their performances.
The fat man looked at the small bottle in Ding Li's hand and said, "You should keep this wine for yourself." ”
Ding Li shook his head, "Can I finish this wine alone?" As soon as the words fell, he took out a small fish the length of a match from the lunch box, "There are still fish here, the head of the fish is mine, and the body of the fish is yours." ”
Suddenly, the audience, who had just laughed out of their tears and had not yet wiped them away, laughed wildly again.
The drinking session passed quickly, and the sketch "Hotel Adventure" also came to an end, and the end was the scene where they snored while sleeping.
I saw the fat man sitting on the mat and said to Ding Li, "Brother, sleep." After speaking, he took out the audience at the scene of the Northern Dynasty, and after more than thirty seconds, he turned around.
So, the audience laughed again.
Nima.
The fat man was so funny that he wore a gas mask with an elephant's trunk.
"Oh, no, no, no, who has a heart-saving pill, give me one, Tai Nima is funny, I really don't dare to watch it. A live audience member said loudly.
"Me too, today is the right show. ”
"This sketch turned out to be so funny, by the way, why haven't I heard a sketch before....... ”
In the midst of the audience's discussions, the fat man took off the gas mask on his head, stood on the stage with Ding Li, and bowed to everyone.