36.Chapter 36: The Goose and the Duck
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When the day was almost dawn, Yan Yuchen's soul returned to his body, although he ran all night, he didn't feel the slightest tiredness.
Because of killing evil ghosts and saving people's lives, the soul of entering the earth is clearer than at the beginning.
And his spirit is naturally renewed.
After getting up, opening the curtains, bathing in the morning sun, and looking at the pedestrians on the street outside, Yan Yuchen's mood seemed to have undergone a radical change.
There is the prosperity of the day during the day, and the hustle and bustle of the night at night, and people and ghosts live in the same world.
No wonder the ancients said that there are gods in the first three feet, as long as you do bad things, no matter how secret, there will be retribution in the end.
Even the ghosts can be seen, and the gods know it well.
Today's holiday, Yuan Xiaofen wants to come to the house to help him make up for his class, so Yan Yuchen got up very early, and after washing, he was ready to go out to buy vegetables.
Yan's father and mother were not at home at noon, so he had to cook and entertain guests.
At this time, the door of the bedroom next to him opened, and Yan Xiaoxi rubbed his eyes and said, "Brother, get up so early for a date, remember to bring me some noodles when you come back, ask for tofu, and soy milk." ”
People here generally like to eat noodles and drink soy milk for breakfast, and they have formed a habit for many years.
Yan Yuchen glanced at her, thinking that he might have to mention a lot of dishes for a while, so he decisively stepped back and touched her head, and said quite lovingly: "Little sister, it won't taste good if you bring the noodles back, let's go, come with my brother, my brother invites you to eat brisket noodles." “
Yan Xiaoxi came to his senses in an instant, stared at him a few times, and snorted: "You want me to help you carry the food, you think it is beautiful! Miss Ben Bingxue is smart, how can she be deceived by you villain!"
Yan Yuchen picked up the key and said, "Then whether you want to go or not?" If you don't pull it down, my brother will go to eat brisket alone, and he won't help you bring food, so you can drink boiling water at home." “
"Go, why don't you go, the ghost will cheapen you, wait for me!"
When Yan Xiaoxi heard this, he turned around and went back to the room and began to change clothes.
In order to eat meat, why not pick up vegetables!
Women are very abrasive when they go out, but girls are very fast.
You don't need to wear makeup, you don't even need to look in the mirror, you can wash up, tie your hair, put on your shoes, and walk away.
When the two of them left the small courtyard, Yan Yuchen glanced at her and said, "Little sister, I think you should look in the mirror every time you go out." “
Yan Xiaoxi's head was raised, and she said confidently: "Miss Ben is naturally beautiful, a fairy, why do you need to look at the demon mirror!"
Yan Yuchen said: "But there shouldn't be toothpaste at the corner of the fairy's mouth, others saw it, and thought that the fairy's family was poor, and she could only eat toothpaste for breakfast." “
Yan Xiaoxi snorted, hurriedly grabbed his arm, wiped his mouth on his sleeve, and said, "Okay, it's clean." “
Yan Yuchen shrugged his shoulders and said, "It's okay, you wash the clothes anyway." “
The two were talking, but they saw a small boat rowing in the lake in front of the door, and there was a stunning girl in a white dress standing in the bow of the boat.
"A goose in the lake, a duck on the lakeside, the goose is a white swan, the duck is a toad......"
The girl suddenly spoke.
Yan Yuchen was slightly stunned, and then scolded: "You are a duck, you are not only a duck, you are also a chicken!"
Yan Xiaoxi, who was next to her, looked at the girl standing on the bow of the boat in a daze, and said with a strange expression: "Brother, isn't that the new school flower fox in our school, why is she here?"
Then he sighed heartily: "It's really beautiful." ”
The boat rowed closer, and the fox standing at the bow of the boat looked at Yan Yuchen in surprise as if he had just discovered the two of them: "It's you! Toad, why did you come to my house secretly?"
Then he looked at him vigilantly and said, "Okay, toad, you say, did you come back with me secretly? What are your intentions, what do you want to do? You better not mess around, I will call the police." “
"Your home?"
Yan Yuchen had a strange expression on his face, looked left and right, and said, "Stinky frog, do you also live here?"
The fox snorted coldly, and said seriously: "Toad, please speak more civilly, we are all high-quality people, how can you casually call your classmates small animals, toad, you have to apologize to me!"
“……”
For such a guy who is thicker than himself and more skinny than himself, Yan Yuchen really has no temper.
Isn't a toad a small animal?
Well, you win, your whole family wins.
"Little sister, let's withdraw, don't care about the little woman. ”
Yan Yuchen pulled the little sister, turned around and left.
The fox croaked behind and shouted, "What is a little woman? Toad, please explain." ”
"Stinky and shameless girls and despicable and shameless villains, referred to as little women for short. ”
Yan Yuchen's voice came from afar.
The fox was suddenly furious, and wanted to catch up with him for revenge, but after thinking about it, he stopped again, looked left and right to see that there was no one, jumped into their small courtyard, and sat down directly on the stone bench, waiting for the bastard to come back.
"Brother, how do you know the fox? I heard that this girl is so fierce that even the teacher dares to beat her, and she broke the math teacher in their class within a few days of coming. “
Walking on the road, Yan Xiaoxi asked curiously.
Yan Yuchen looked stunned and said, "Really, no wonder she suddenly transferred to our class, Ni Mei's, it's really unlucky, how did I become at the same table with this violent maniac." “
"At the same table?"
When Yan Xiaoxi heard this, he also looked at him with a stunned expression.
After a while, she smiled and comforted: "It's okay, brother, don't worry, the reason why the teacher was broken by her was also to blame, the teacher shouted to go to the office after class, and took the opportunity to touch her legs, so she started to beat people." “
Yan Yuchen opened his mouth, was stunned for a while, looked at her with a strange expression, and said, "Little sister, as far as I know, the math teacher in the first class is a woman, right, how can she ......?"
Yan Xiaoxi shrugged her shoulders and said, "Actually, the fox quack misunderstood, the reason why the teacher touched her leg was because there was a band-aid stuck on her leg, and the teacher cared about her and thought she was injured......"
Yan Yuchen stared at her stunned and said, "Then you still say that the teacher is to blame?"
Yan Xiaoxi sighed, and said helplessly: "Yes, it is true that she is to blame, she just touched it, who knew that she suddenly took advantage of the fox's unpreparedness and directly tore off the band-aid, and the fox's cold hair was sticky and a few were glued off, so she was very angry, and then she broke her bones." ”
“……”
Yan Yuchen was stunned for a while, slapped her on the back of the head, and said, "Can you finish the matter in one go, on purpose?"
Yan Xiaoxi covered her head aggrievedly, and said with a resentful face: "I haven't finished talking yet, in fact, the fox is just angry and ready to hit her, but she hasn't done it at all, but the teacher jumped on the table in fright and fell off it and broke his bones......"
“……”
Yan Yuchen was completely messy in the wind.