35.Chapter 35
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From the sight of the soul, there are many ruins and ruins in the bustling city, and there are many ancient buildings, some of which are simple and intact, and some of which are dilapidated.
These things are all mixed with modern architecture, some overlapping and some adjacent.
Ghosts can not only see, but also touch and live, and like humans, ghosts are all over the streets, rich and poor.
Human beings can only see this beautiful city, but they don't know that there are so many strange things mixed in this city.
Some people's rooms are even filled with hundreds of ghosts.
Yan Yuchen took the green teeth, patrolling the streets everywhere, while observing these buildings that were extra in his field of vision, and his heart was full of excitement about the unknown world.
"Hey, Childe, it seems to smell of you in this. ”
Qingya stopped in front of a window, his nose twitching, sniffing hard at the scent inside, his face surprised.
Yan Yuchen was slightly stunned when he heard this, and hurriedly floated over, looking inside through the window, there was a girl sleeping in a short skirt lying on the bed, and when she looked closely, it turned out to be Yuan Xiaofen.
"Tsk, good white legs......"
Qingya's face was full of salivation, and he exclaimed on the side.
Yan Yuchen slapped it on the head, glared and said, "Do you want to go in and see it?"
Qingya covered his head, looked at his expression, and then thought of the smell he had just smelled, his heart suddenly suddenly, there was a trace of ambiguity in his eyes, and he said with a sneer: "The little one should be damned, the little one should be damned, the child's vision is really high, in the eyes of the little one, this girl is simply the world's first beauty, no one can compare ......"
It decided to shoot the future hostess's sycophants first.
Who knew that as soon as these words came out, Yan Yuchen slapped its head again, squinted his eyes and said: "The world's number one beauty is my little sister, Qingya, I have to say, your vision is really bad." ”
Qingya had to smile dryly and nod in agreement, but he was secretly muttering in his heart: Although your little sister is indeed much better looking than this girl, but didn't the ancients say that there is a shih h Tzu in the eyes of lovers, how can you think that your little sister is better looking than your little daughter-in-law? Wait! Could it be that the son likes it......
Thinking of this, Qingya's gaze at Yan Yuchen was full of weirdness.
After wandering around for a while, seeing that dawn was approaching, Yan Yuchen was about to go home, when a group of ghosts suddenly shouted and rushed over from the side.
One of the bald ghosts pointed at them, and said angrily with red eyes: "Viagra, it's them! It's these two little bastards, they dare to do bad things for Lao Tzu, and they bully me more and beat me less, Viagra, you must be the master of the little brother." ”
Qingya leaned over to Yan Yuchen's side with a nervous face and said, "Childe, that guy is the evil ghost who possessed the drunk man before, I didn't expect this bastard to be looking for help." ”
In the group of ghosts, a rugged-looking nigger came out of the crowd, squinted at Yan Yuchen and Qingya, and then hooked his fingers, looking like a servant: "Come here, kneel down and kowtow to my brother twice, and raise my butt to let our brother have a good time, forget it." ”
The bald smiled, looked at Yan Yuchen with a gloating expression and said: "Boy, the long thin skin and tender meat, I'm afraid it's still a place, don't worry, our viagra is very gentle, I promise to make you cool don't want it, hahaha......"
"Hahaha......"
The goblins around them laughed wickedly.
Qingya suddenly felt a tightness in the backyard, covered her buttocks with her hands in fright, and said with a sad face: "Childe, help...... The small one has hemorrhoids, woo ......"
“……“
Yan Yuchen had a speechless expression on his face, Nima ghosts will also get hemorrhoids?
"Hey, did you hear Viagra talking to you? Are you deaf? Do you want us to take the initiative to invite you?"
The bald goblin stepped forward and shouted threateningly.
Yan Yuchen pretended to be and said: "Big brother, you don't remember the villain, spare our lives, we were wrong, we shouldn't have beaten you." ”
When the bald ghost heard this, he sneered a few times, became more bold, walked directly in front of him, crossed his waist and tilted his chin and said: "Are you scared now? It's a pity, it's too late, now the only way for you to save yourself is to kneel down and pick up the backyard flowers, let us pick them, otherwise, hehe, let your souls fly away!"
As soon as these words came out, a flash of light suddenly flashed in front of him, and his neck was suddenly pinched by a cold palm.
Yan Yuchen pinched its neck and said with a sad face: "I'd rather be a broken jade than a complete tile......!" Qingya, come over and pick its backyard, let this brother don't want it. ”
The bald ghost was horrified, and hurriedly screamed for help: "Viagra, help! Brothers, come and kill these two little bastards!"
The named Viagra was suddenly arrogant, not only did not step forward, but quietly took a few steps back, looking at Yan Yuchen in disbelief, the light just now seemed to be the skill of a legendary cultivator, isn't this kid an ordinary ghost?
"Viagra, something is wrong with this kid. ”
An old ghost with gray hair whispered a reminder next to it.
The nodded, his face a little ugly.
"Viagra! do it......"
The bald goblin cried out in horror.
Seeing that the ghosts were shocked by his own son-in-law, Qingya was overjoyed, laughed cruelly, came to the back of the bald ghost, put the two fingers of his right hand together, and suddenly stabbed into the devil's buttocks!
"Ahh
An earth-shattering scream suddenly sounded in the night, the bald man had a strange and distorted expression, his buttocks shrunk, his whole body twitched in pain, his eyes almost popped out of his sockets, his mouth opened wide, and he couldn't close it for a long time, obviously in extreme pain.
The ghosts and monsters around all looked discolored and creepy.
The legs of the Viagra began to tremble.
The bald ghost's face has always maintained that distorted expression, as if it was frozen, it's really cool, don't want it, but it's a pity that you can't shout it......
Qingya's fingers hadn't even been pulled out yet, and he waited deliberately for a while, and then suddenly slammed into it again, like an electric drill, viciously drilling into it!
"Ahh......h
The expression on the bald ghost's face became even more distorted and terrifying, and the screaming voice had a very high trill that even the god of song could not reach, and his body trembled violently like a swing, and his eyes rolled, and he fainted directly from pain.
Yan Yuchen saw that it was really a little pitiful, raised his hand, threw it out, and then clenched his fists, shining brightly, and shouted at the nigger who was retreating farther and farther away: "Viagra, come here, the little brother feels that his hand is a little itchy, and he wants to explode your backyard with his fist." ”
“……”
Viagra stared at his fist, and the two trembled, shocked.
With a "whoosh", Viagra suddenly successfully performed a trick that he had been cultivating for decades and could not learn, and fled without a trace in the blink of an eye.
"The wind is tight, pull it!"
When the ghosts saw that the boss was frightened away, where did they dare to stay, they shouted loudly, and hurriedly scattered in horror.
Qingya laughed, and began to follow behind with a proud fist and kick, shouting like a victorious general: "Come on, don't run, let Yaye be cool, you don't want it." ”