Chapter 214 Trafficking (2)
"It's only thirty-two dollars, which is not much. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info" Ding Li looked down at the pile of change in his hand and said with some dissatisfaction.
Somehow, his eyes suddenly saw the bicycle that the fat man was riding.
Immediately, he turned his eyes, calculated his heart, and yelled at Li Xiulan, "What kind of bicycle do you want? What kind of bicycle do you want at this time?"
Li Xiulan retorted: "Who wants a bicycle?"
Seeing that the two of them were arguing, the fat man pushed the bicycle over as a peacemaker and handed it into Ding Li's hands, "Big brother, don't be angry, just my leg, I will basically say goodbye to the bicycle in the future, and this car will be given to you." ”
In a word, the audience immediately burst into laughter.
"Hahahaha!"
"It's basically goodbye to bikes, do you want to be so funny?"
"Oops, I'm laughing, I'm really laughing. ”
"Poor Goddess Li, just like this, she took the blame for Ding Li's big fool. ”
"It's still a good effect on the spot, and it's funny. ”
Continue on stage.
Ding Li took the bike.
Unexpectedly, Li Xiulan in the back pushed him, "No, you return the bicycle to someone else." ”
Ding Li glanced at Li Xiulan, "Why do you want to pay it back? This is what I earned with my ability." ”
"Big brother, I'm telling you, he's cheating on you. Seeing that Ding Li refused to return the bicycle, Li Xiulan immediately changed her goal and said to the fat man: "If you believe me, put down your crutches and go home immediately." ”
As a result, the fat man looked Li Xiulan up and down, and said something that made everyone in the audience cry and laugh. "Big brother is cheating on me? I see you're cheating on me? I'm like this with my legs, if I hadn't touched my big brother. ”
"Ignore you. Li Xiulan saw that the fat man did not listen to persuasion, and said angrily.
"I wondered, they are two people who live together, why is the gap between people so big?"
"I said dead old man, are you doing this too much?" Li Xiulan glared at Ding Li and said.
"What's the point, he still has to thank us. ”
"Thank you!" the fat man said in a thick voice, turning his head to Ding Li.
Ding Li, "Look at it!"
The fat man left the stage on crutches, and at this time, only Ding Li and Li Xiulan were left on the stage.
By the way, and a bicycle.
Ding Li pushed the bicycle and said to Li Xiulan: "Go." ”
"What else are you going to do?" asked Li Xiulan puzzled.
"Go home and think about how you can sell a bicycle to a person with a bad leg at the New Year's party. Ding Li threw out a small foreshadowing.
……
Background.
Inside the lounge.
The three people who just finished the performance, those who drink water, and those who remove makeup.
Suddenly, the door to the lounge opened.
A bearded man in his early fifties walked in, and Ding Li was a little dazed by this beard.
He realized that he didn't know each other.
In addition to him, the fat man was also a little confused, and he didn't seem to know each other.
Li Xiulan, who was removing her makeup, stood up and greeted the bearded man, "Director Zhang, congratulations on becoming the chief director of this year's New Year's Gala." ”
These words confided two meanings to Ding Li and the fat man.
First, the name of the bearded man.
Second, it is the profession of this bearded man, like Ding Li, he is also a director, but he is not a film director, but the chief director of the New Year's Gala, or the chief director of this year's New Year's Gala.
"Hello, Director Zhang. Ding Li and the fat man greeted in unison.
"The sketch sells abduction well, and it is very interesting. The bearded director complimented, and then extended an invitation to the trio.
As for what the invitation is.
It's very simple, it is to ask the three of them to participate in this year's New Year's party.
For this request, as long as you are not a fool, anyone will agree.
In fact, with the qualifications of a bearded director, there is no need to invite Ding Li and the three of them in person, what makes him make this decision is the network ratings.
According to the ratings statistics of relevant departments, the online ratings of this New Year's party rose sharply when Ding Li and his sketches were performing, and after they finished performing, they fell on a large scale.
Because of this, the bearded director personally invited Ding Li and the three of them, and he stayed in the lounge for a few minutes before getting up and leaving.
The bearded director left on the front foot, and the fat man and Li Xiulan put their eyes on Ding Li's body on the back foot.
It's a bad feeling to be watched.
"What's wrong with you?" Ding Li asked, and then wanted to slap himself, this sentence was simply nonsense.
What else can fat man and Li Xiulan mean?
Naturally, Ding Li prepared for the sketch to be performed at the New Year's party!
Sure enough, as he thought.
"Nail, you have to take your sister at the New Year's party. Li Xiulan looked at Ding Li, "It's the first time that my sister has received an invitation to the New Year's party." ”
Ding Li didn't have time to answer.
The fat man next to him raised his hand and gave it to him, "Nail, I'll write a notebook in a while." ”
"Do you think the book is Chinese cabbage? Say write it, just write it?" Ding Li rolled his eyes and said helplessly.
"Why don't we repackage those sketches that we performed before?" The fat man saw that Ding Li was a little embarrassed, thought for a while, and proposed: "Just like tonight?"
But then more than ten seconds later, he suddenly yelled, startling Ding Li and Li Xiulan in the lounge.
"Fatty, what are you doing?" Ding Li scolded with a smile.
"The sketch script is here. The fat man looked at Ding Li and Li Xiulan.
"What script? you wrote?" Li Xiulan asked, her eyes flashing with suspicion.
"It's not me, it's a nail. ”
"Is it still there?" Ding Li asked without any hope, what happened to him was only known to him.
The sketch script that appeared for the first time in the computer bag has disappeared with the movie script of the old boy, and there is no trace of impression.
"Yes. The fat man replied, "It's in my bag, and I'll show it to you." With that, he took out a handwritten sketch script from his small bag and handed it to Ding Li.
Ding Li took it suspiciously and flipped through a few pages.
Confused.
This script is the last part of the big flicker trilogy, which is the final follow-up to "Selling Abduction" and "Selling Cars".
Odd.
How did this skit not mysteriously disappear?
In Ding Li's mind, more than N thoughts came to mind.
Perhaps seeing the bewildered look in Ding Li's eyes, the fat man smiled proudly and explained, "You sold me this sketch script for the price of an ice cream, don't you remember?"
As soon as the fat man said this, Ding Li remembered.
That night, after Ding Li created the script of this sketch, he couldn't resist the fat man's soft grinding and hard foam, and sold it to the fat man for the price of an ice cream.
Because the script was sold to fat people, it was kept.
It's a mistake!