"Kidnapped, sold. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info" Li Xiulan spoke.

"Hmm, what's going on?, who wants to kidnap you?" the fat man asked, pointing at Ding Li randomly, "He's going to kidnap you?"

"What kind of eyes do you have, abduction, abduction, I can abduct and sell like this, you buy it?" Ding Li yelled.

Because of the stage effect, Li Xiulan's makeup is unusually ugly.

When many viewers heard this, they all laughed.

Especially Li Xiulan's fans, they vomited bitterness.

"Our good goddess Li was killed by Ding Li like this. ”

"Damn Ding Li, return our Goddess Li. ”

"Denounce Ding Li. ”

"Reconsideration. ”

"Sao Nian, wash and sleep, Goddess Li has already given her first kiss in the film review. ”

"Huh?"

"It must be Ding Li. ”

When they were discussing, the fat man had already pushed the bicycle again, ready to leave, Ding Li looked in the direction of the fat man, and said mysteriously, "This is a big problem with him, I think I should tell people." ”

This trick of wanting to catch the old man made the fat man stay on the stage, and shouted at Ding Li: "Big brother, what did you just say? I have something wrong with me? I said that the New Year's Day, can you say something nice?"

"Let's not talk about the condition, I know what you do?" Ding Li smiled mysteriously.

"Ahem, do you know what I do, what do I do?" the fat man asked.

"You're a big boss in business!" Ding Li blurted out.

"What?" the fat man asked rhetorically.

"Of course, that's impossible. ”

"Nonsense, the big boss has ridden this out. The fat man pointed to his bicycle and yelled, "If I can't tell, I'll go." ”

"Wait a minute, your profession will come out soon. Ding Li walked up to the fat man and looked him up and down with a smile, "You are a chef working in a restaurant." ”

"Huh?" the fat man touched his head with his hand, "How do you know?"

"Let's just say that you are not the chef of the restaurant, right?" asked Ding Li.

Li Xiulan, who was behind him, whispered and asked, "His father, how do you know that he is a chef?"

"Big head, thick neck, not big money, just a husband. Ding Li said: "Besides, the taste of green onions all over his body is not what a chef is." ”

The audience, "Hahaha, big head, thick neck, not big money, just a guy." ”

"I've been impressed by Ding Li. ”

Ibid. ”

"Ding Li, you god, you changed the original script. ”

The applause rang out, and the audience's attention was already drawn to the work!

On the stage, the fat man grabbed Ding Li's arm, "Big brother, the profession is absolutely right, but what is the big problem you just said?"

"Do you believe me when I say it?" Ding Li asked rhetorically.

"Believe it or not, put it in the back, you say it first?"

"In that case, let me tell you, you have a great problem with you, the light one is seriously injured, and the serious one is a vegetative person. Ding Li suddenly made a vegetative expression.

This funny appearance not only amused the audience at the scene, but even Li Xiulan in the back also laughed.

"What are you laughing at?" Ding Li yelled.

"I laugh at you. Li Xiulan learned from Ding Li's appearance just now, and also made a wooden man-like expression.

"I said, can you two stop acting in a sketch here?" the fat man forced a smile, "Hurry up and tell me the reason? Big brother, what's wrong with me?"

Ding Li walked around the fat man several times, and as he walked, he also looked the fat man up and down, "Have you noticed that a certain part of your body is different recently?"

"I feel like my head is getting bigger. ”

"Do you know what's going on? that's your god-level necrosis, suffocating the upper edge. ”

"That's what a suffocation. ”

"Below the waist, feet up!"

"Big brother, you said my problem is in my leg?"

"Hmm. Ding Lien sighed.

"No way, if I have a problem with my leg, someone who sells pants will tell me. ”

"To tell you the truth, do you still buy pants?" Ding Li put his hands on his waist, "Do you think everyone is as kind as me, risking being beaten by you to point out your faults?"

"That's right. The fat man said with deep feelings: "By the way, big brother, what's wrong with my leg?"

"I can't say that, but I can help you tune it out. Ding Li said to the fat man, and then pointed to his right leg, "This leg of yours, raise it high, and then stomp hard, in the middle, how much strength you muster, understand?"

"Understood. ”

"You just follow my movements, okay? The leg is sick, come, the leg is up. ”

The fat man lifted his right leg.

"Stomp hard. ”

Following Ding Li's voice, the fat man raised his right leg and stomped towards the stage several times in a row.

"Does it hurt?"

"It hurts. ”

"Dad, why does it hurt?"

"You stomp and you hurt. Ding Li replied to Li Xiulan and pointed to the fat man's right leg, "Take advantage of this numbness to get up." ”

The fat man walked up as he was told.

After he walked a few steps, Ding Li came to him and walked with the fat man, and in the eyes of the audience, the fat man's legs and feet became more and more lame.

The audience burst into applause, laughter, and discussions.

"Damn, Ding Li can really fool. ”

"That's what I'm saying, but the album is different from the scene, so it's better to watch the scene. ”

"Many of their lines are quite unexpected. ”

on stage.

The fat man and Ding Li sat on chairs, each with one leg straight.

"Big brother, what hospital should I go to for treatment of this leg?"

"That place doesn't work, your crutches. ”

"Crutches?" the fat man asked, "where are you going to buy these crutches?"

"Big brother, my old man means to sell him to you. Li Xiulan, who was on the side, finally found an opportunity to interject and interjected.

"Sell it to him, what am I doing?" Ding Li looked at Li Xiulan and changed his tone, "Directly send him to arrive soon, what to sell." ”

"Didn't you say you wanted to sell it?"

"I have a fate with my eldest brother, and since I have a fate, I sent him. ”

"But you ....... ”

The conversation between Ding Li and Li Xiulan was anxious for the fat man on the side, and he looked at Li Xiulan, "I said sister-in-law, we are discussing the condition between two patients, what are you doing as an outsider all the time?"

The audience is laughing.

"Brother, take the crutch. Ding Li stood up and put the cane in his hand in the fat man's hand.

"Big brother, I can't ask for it in vain, mine will give you money. The fat man began to rummage in his pocket, "Oh, big brother, what, it's only thirty-two yuan for me to add a piece to my pocket." ”

"Then take it, it's too much!" Li Xiulan in the back said like a god.