Chapter 181 Hu Kewei, you have to find fault with me

Liu Lao said casually: "But I'm a little worried, I'm worried that this monkey cub won't stay in the cross talk world for too long." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"It's them who should be worried. After Chen Lao finished speaking, he used his mouth to nun Hu Kewei and the others who were sitting not far away to watch the show.

At this time, the host on the stage was delaying for a while.

Of course, there are many ways for her to delay time, such as constantly introducing someone or something, and then holding a number plate for the so-called lottery, and giving a fruit bowl or something in the lottery.

When the host stalls, the backstage is a different story.

Ding Li and Liu Xiang each sat on a kind of chair, and while drinking water, someone was rubbing their shoulders and calves.

"Little Wu, what's going on in front of you?" asked Liu Xiang towards a seventeen or eighteen-year-old elementary school apprentice who was rubbing his shoulders.

"Uncle Shi, you wait, I'll take a look. Xiao Wu said this, and suddenly jumped out like a rabbit.

He is the fourth generation of cross talk actors in Wenyuan Pavilion, and Liu Xiang is the third generation, so he is ranked according to the generation of Wenyuan Pavilion, and Liu Xiang is one generation lower, so he calls Liu Xiang uncle.

After more than a minute, Xiao Wu came back to report, saying that the professional cross talk actors who came to pick the thorns were there, and many of them still had paper and pen in their hands.

"Nail, what should I do?" asked Liu Xiang with a big head.

"What else can I do? Ding Li pursed his lips and said a few words to Liu Xiang.

Liu Xiang immediately nodded understandingly.

At this time, in the audience of Wenyuan Pavilion, some people led by Hu Kewei were not shy away from talking to each other.

"Master Hu, I watched the first two sketches, there is nothing wrong?"

"It's impossible to have a special performance in one night, the key is how we choose, and it will cheer me up for a while. Hu Kewei looked around at the people around him, admonished in a stern tone, and turned his head to look at Liu Lao behind him, his eyes were full of tuning.

"Okay, Master Hu, just take a look. ”

"Master Hu, we will do our best. ”

While they were talking, Ding Li and Liu Xiang stepped onto the stage.

The applause at the scene immediately rang out.

This scene made Hu Kewei and the others frown, and said in their hearts: The audience here today won't all be arranged by Wenyuan Pavilion, right? Why are you so united and eager?

One minute.

Ten minutes.

One hour.

In the blink of an eye, Ding Li and Liu Xiang performed five cross talks on the stage, and the five cross talks added up to almost an hour and a half.

Judging by the two-hour time of a performance, tonight's special cross talk of Ding Li and Liu Xiang in Wenyuan Pavilion will end soon.

On the stage, Ding Li and Liu Xiang started their last cross talk tonight.

"Hello everyone, we're coming up again, you must want to kill our brothers. Ding Li opened with a grin.

"I've said this several times tonight, and you're not in a panic. Liu Xiang said badly.

"Not at all. Ding Li laughed.

"Huh. The audience burst into laughter.

This scene made Hu Kewei and others unable to understand it, when the two appeared on the stage, the applause of the audience showed that they cared about Ding Li and Liu Xiang very much, but now the inverted color sound is not like that.

Ding Li said with a smile: "The audience is still quite enthusiastic, especially this cheering voice, which is different from other theaters, this is our own cheering voice of Wenyuan Pavilion." ”

The applause broke out again, and then Ding Li threw out his first burden, which unexpectedly popped out!

"According to the rules, let me briefly introduce me, my name is Ding Li, and I am a new Ding in the cross talk industry. Ding Li respectfully pointed to Liu Xiang beside him, "That is, my partner, he will perform." ”

Many viewers laughed out loud and said in their hearts: Okay, come here again, there was such a paragraph last night.

Liu Xiang next to him pushed Ding Li, "Why is it him again, you deliberately didn't introduce my name last night, and tonight again, if it goes on like this, we will be friends." ”

Ding Li repeated what he had just said, but when he mentioned Liu Xiang's name, he deliberately said that Liu Xiang was a hooligan.

A lot of the audience laughed!

Liu Xiang heaved and was anxious, "My name is Liu Xiang, not a hooligan." ”

"Last time the two of us took the bus, didn't a girl call you a hooligan?" Ding Li said with an unknown expression.

The audience is laughing.

"I took the bus with me and went to find a girl to play hooligan. Liu Xiang said angrily.

"I'm sorry, I made a mistake, and I apologize to you. Ding Li bowed to Liu Xiang, "Rogue teacher." ”

A few more laughs could be heard from below.

"Are you still called a hooligan?" Liu Xiang pointed at Ding Li, "You're telling me to be anxious with you." ”

Ding Li laughed and said, "I'm sorry, Mr. Liu, it's just a joke." ”

"That's right. "Liu Xiang.

Ding Li continued, "I used to think that Mr. Liu was a professional cross talk actor, but it wasn't until that day, on the bus, that I realized that I was wrong. When he said this, Ding Li made a very unbeaten expression, "Big mistake, that day I not only knew that Mr. Liu's real name is a hooligan. ”

Liu Xiang said: "Why do you still mention the hooligans." ”

"It's not the point that hooligans are not hooligans, the point is that I learned about Mr. Liu's second career. ”

"What is my second career?"

Ding Li, "Mr. Liu's second profession has a special name, which is called flexible finger skill employee. ”

The audience laughed like crazy.

Because Ding Li and Liu Xiang have already said in the previous cross talk, flexible finger skills employees are thieves.

Liu Xiang rolled his eyes helplessly, "Teacher Ding, I've been making trouble for a long time, I'm a bus thief, this is not as good as the hooligan just now." ”

The audience also burst into laughter!

Hu Kewei's brow was already tightened.

Since Ding Li and Liu Xiang came to the stage, it has only been more than a minute now, but the laughter of the audience has already risen one after another.

In the final analysis, whether it is a new school of cross talk or a traditional cross talk, as long as the audience recognizes it, it is good cross talk.

Therefore, many professionals who come to pick thorns have a posture that is difficult to ride a tiger at this time.

But with such a big formation, if you don't find something wrong, the people who will lose it will be a little big.

Hu Kewei gritted his teeth, picked up the pen, and wrote on the notebook, as for the problem, he made up a reason that was too verbose.

When the others saw this, they all wrote the same.

On the stage, Ding Li and Liu Xiang continued.

"Just a little joke, I hope everyone can enjoy our sketches. Ding Li finally put the topic on the cross talk itself, "The name of our cross talk is Badao. ”