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Female secretary!

With the development of science and technology and the progress of society, the words female secretary and young lady have gradually become synonymous with some bad terms.

Some people even shouted the slogan that there is something to do for the secretary and nothing to do for the secretary.

This is a blatant satire of certain people or certain things.

Liu Xiang continued: "There is one manager of the finance department and ten financial accounting personnel...... There is one manager and 10 officers of the Department. ”

Ding Li interrupted Liu Xiang again, "Wait a minute, I said that you are a den of thieves, and what else do you need from the security department." ”

"Why can't there be a security department in the thief's den? More than 200 people in the company came to a meeting together, and after the meeting, everyone lost everything, isn't this looking for trouble? So under the personal leadership of our boss, the security department was formally established, with our boss's younger brother serving as the manager of the security department, and nephews and relatives serving as the officers of the security department. ”

The audience applauded the face.

Many professional cross talk people who are looking for trouble are also stunned at this moment.

This cross talk has thrown out its third satirical burden so far, satirizing those who are nepotistic, only look at kinship, and don't look at ability.

Think about it.

How many companies have been ruined by the cronyistic family management model.

So far, they haven't figured out a single fault.

"In addition to these, we also have a family planning office. ”

Ding Li didn't know how many times he interrupted Liu Xiang's speech, "What's the matter, there is also a family planning office?

"Our boss said that family planning is a national policy and must be observed, especially our thief company, we must be strict with ourselves, otherwise the thief will give birth to a thief, and the thief will steal at the end of his life, and the whole world will become a thief, who will we steal?"

Ding Li, who was next to him, nodded, "Don't say it, it's still the same thing." ”

"In our company, the last department is called the Raid Office. ”

"Brother, if you listen to the name, you can guess a rough idea, but what does this raid mean, you can help me explain it. ”

"Don't you understand?" Liu Xiang looked at Ding Li, "The Raid Office is the most important department of our company, its full name is the Raid Theft Office, and its specific function is a temporary organization...... For example, tonight, our company also organized the establishment of a document piracy office. ”

"Is it a piracy?"

"The Wen Yuan Pavilion Cross Talk Performance Theater is a theft assault office in the Wenyuan Pavilion. ”

"Good guy, there are also your people here today?" Ding Litong pointed to the people below the stage and said.

"Absolutely. ”

"Ladies and gentlemen, let me remind you that we have employees of the thief company on the scene, and they have all raised their spirits. After Ding Li finished speaking, he suddenly touched his pocket with his hand, then reached out and dragged Liu Xiang's arm, and shouted vigorously: "I lost two cents just now, did you steal it?"

"Two cents, and I'm still using it. Liu Xiang said disapprerovingly.

"It seems that thieves are especially good at making money. ”

"Not now, the streets are full of cameras, and many people like to use WeChat payment, so our business is not as good as day by day. ”

"Then steal your phone. Ding Li suddenly shouted.

"You can't steal this phone. Liu Xiang shook his head vigorously.

"Why can't you steal it. ”

"If you look at it, there's one, it's one, they all have mobile phones in their hands, how can they steal it? Some people sleep with their phones still on their heads. Liu Xiang said indignantly: "Once, on the bus, a young mother holding a child would rather keep the child on the ground than give up the mobile phone in her hand. ”

At this point, the whole cross talk has thrown out a third thought-provoking topic.

This topic is cell phone syndrome.

With the development of science and technology and the popularization of mobile phones, more and more people are inseparable from mobile phones, but more and more people are suffering from mobile phone syndrome.

Wake up and look at your phone!

When eating, look at your phone!

When chatting with people, look at your phone!

When crossing the street, look at your phone!

For this reason, some people advertise that mobile phones have become the second largest harm in the world after drugs!

"Bang bang. The applause rang out, and this time in addition to the audience, there were also many professionals who came to pick the thorns.

"Mr. Hu, what should we do?" a provocative young cross talk actor said to Hu Kewei, who was applauding next to him.

"I'm waiting, there are two cross talks, what are you afraid of. Hu Kewei applauded twice, and replied without looking back.

Liu Xiang on the stage finished talking about his mobile phone, and suddenly changed his tone, "It is precisely in view of this that I made a report and a dissolution report with the CEO of our company." ”

"The thief company is disbanded. Ding Li pointed at Liu Xiang, "The provincial people scold you." ”

"The report was handed in, and our team leader drew a circle on it. Liu Xiang drew a small circle in mid-air with his fingers.

"What does this circle mean?"

"You don't understand that, do you? The circle means it's approved. Liu Xiang glanced at Ding Li and explained: "I came out of the team leader's office and found the director again, so let's put it this way, it took almost three months for this report to appear in front of our chairman." ”

Speaking of this, many people understand what Liu Xiang is satirizing.

Satirizing certain departments that are procrastinating.

It was a very simple thing, but it had to make special trouble, just like what was exposed on the Internet some time ago, a young man who was about to go abroad to work was stunned for almost two years and had not yet obtained the relevant documents.

In addition, there are strange requirements such as proving that you are your mother's son, that your mother is your mother, and so on.

"Our chairman is the chairman, and after getting this report, I wrote a line on it. ”

Ding Li, who was next to him, hurriedly interjected: "Agree to disband." ”

Liu Xiang said in a crying tone, "Agree to dissolve in three years." ”

"Ahh

"As soon as I got the report approved by the chairman in my hand, I saw a group of heavily armed policemen in police uniforms rushing in, and then I had a pair of shiny things in my hand. ”

"What's that?"

"Handcuffs!"

As soon as the word handcuffs were finished, Ding Li and Liu Xiang stood up and bowed to the audience under the stage.

At this point, the cross talk of the thief company is over.

Under the stage, Liu Lao, who was watching everything, was full of appreciation in his eyes.

The other person next to him was suddenly Chen Lao.

I saw Chen Lao sigh, "We, we are really old, but at least there is a successor to this cross talk, Ding Li, is a good seedling." ”