Chapter 112: Ward off evil spirits
Heaven is a good reincarnation, and the sky spares your sister.
Fang Ze saw the video call request, and in order to avoid the same tragedy as Zhu Longlong, he hurriedly waved his roommate to hide the inflatable doll.
But where can you hide in such a big place?
In just a few seconds, the four of them suddenly burst out with unprecedented wisdom, lifting the four small tables where the computers were placed directly together, and the four of them were basically close to each other back to back, and then sat the silicone doll as a bench under them.
In this way, although there is no way to completely hide the silicone doll, as long as Fang Ze does not shoot the phone from top to bottom by himself, he will not be able to see the silicone doll if he shoots it flat.
After cleaning up all this, Fang Ze connected the video before Lin Xiaoxin canceled the video request.
"Quack, quack, quack. Lin Xiaoxin appeared in the camera eating potato chips, Fang Ze blocked all the camera images with most of his body, and then waved at Lin Xiaoxin and said, "Why, I suddenly remembered to check the post." ”
"No. Lin Xiaoxin frowned and said, "I have something to tell you." ”
"Then I'd be mistaken. Fang Ze touched the back of his head and pretended to be stupid and smirked.
"I didn't bother to check your post, and I have confidence in your appearance. ”
"It's a blow. In order to look natural, Fang Ze leaned his mobile phone against the computer screen, so that the lens would be an oblique upward, and Fang Ze's face could be seen, but the picture below could not be seen.
"Where are you? Lin Xiaoxin saw Fang Ze behind and next to him who were pretending to be serious about playing games.
"Internet café private room, isn't this the end of the defense, so come and relax. ”
"All night. ”
"Hmm. Fang Ze nodded.
"Don't eat instant noodles or anything that night, and see if there is a 24-hour convenience store nearby to buy some porridge to drink. Lin Xiaoxin said to Fang Ze, "Also, don't drink some weak tea or milk with coffee Red Bull or anything, it's best to eat some vitamins at this time." ”
"Eun, I see. Fang Ze hurriedly nodded.
"By the way, keep warm. It's cold at night, so don't get frozen. ”
"Don't worry, it's not once or twice, how can you not have some experience. ”
"Your experience is that if you can stay up for 12 hours today, you want to stay up 24 hours next time. Lin Xiaoxin looked at the other three roommates huddled with Fang Ze, and then whispered, "If your roommate smokes, remember to open the window." ”
Although Lin Xiaoxin spoke in a small voice, the other three roommates were just pretending to be playing games, and there was no sound in the headphones at all, so they heard Lin Xiaoxin's words.
Wen Boxia had already torn open a pack of cigarettes, and when he heard Lin Xiaoxin's words, he hesitated for a moment and stuffed back half of the cigarette he had smoked, then coughed twice, and signaled Fang Ze to hurry up and end the dog food distribution activity and play the game quickly.
After all, it's not comfortable for four people to squeeze like this.
And the silicone doll sitting underneath is still silicone, and the irregular silicone pad is under the fart, which makes people inevitably a little confused.
So Fang Ze hurriedly asked, "By the way, Xiaoxin, you said you had something to tell me before, yes?"
"I almost forgot. Lin Xiaoxin stuffed a mouthful of potato chips into her mouth, then chewed them into crumbs as fast as she could, and said in a slightly muffled voice while eating, "I have social practice this week, so I can't come over to accompany you." ”
"Why don't I go over and look for you?" Fang Ze asked.
"You don't have to come here. Lin Xiaoxin said, "I am not at school on weekends, I have to go out with the teacher, but I have no classes from Monday to Wednesday this week." ”
Lin Xiaoxin said that she had a pair of rabbit ears on her head with her fingers, "I'll come to you when the time comes." ”
"Okay. Fang Ze nodded in agreement, and then said to Lin Xiaoxin, "I'll come and pick you up then." ”
Although there will be guests who don't know what their identities are this week, Fang Ze still agrees to come down first, if it is the kinder and harmless kind, Fang Ze can entrust the guests to Xiao Hei or Lao Xi who stay, as long as they don't leave within a hundred meters.
If it's a bit dangerous, we'll see how to deal with it then.
After finishing the business, the two said a few more words, and just as Fang Ze was about to hang up the video call, Lin Xiaoxin suddenly pointed to something on Fang Ze's desk and asked, "That, it seems to be something inappropriate for children?"
Something that is not suitable for children.
Fang Ze was stunned when he heard Lin Xiaoxin's words, and suddenly thought.
The condoms given to four people by the aunt of the Internet café are specially placed on the table!
Fang Ze looked in the direction of Lin Xiaoxin's finger, and sure enough, he found the condoms that his aunt gave to the four people.
Sell hemp skin!
You can get a silicone doll, and a condom will be included!
Fang Ze broke out in a cold sweat at that time.
The other three roommates heard Lin Xiaoxin's words, and they all straightened their bodies for a while.
Of course they won't be nervous about Fang Ze, they are waiting for Fang Ze to overturn the car, and they will look at the joke!
But what kind of person is Fang Ze.
The brakes rely on the foot pedal of the old driver.
Immediately, his mind turned, and he immediately calmly took the small bag of the condom and said to Lin Xiaoxin, "This, this is a balloon, haven't you blown it when you were a child, it blows up too much." ”
"You're big. Lin Xiaoxin shook her double ponytails, looked at Fang Ze and said, "Are you stupid for me or when you are stupid." ”
"Hey, just kidding. After Fang Ze finished speaking, he immediately changed his clothes with a mysterious expression, and said to Lin Xiaoxin in the video, "Let me tell you, this thing not only has the kind of effect you imagined, it can also ward off evil spirits." ”
"Ward off evil spirits?" Lin Xiaoxin looked at Fang Ze with a black line on her face, wondering if her boyfriend was stupid because he couldn't find a good excuse, and the words of warding off evil spirits came out.
But Fang Ze didn't panic at this time, took out his wallet, then put the condom into his wallet, and said to Lin Xiaoxin, "I've been losing games recently, so I bought a condom and put it in my wallet to ward off evil spirits, and I took it out when I told my roommate just now." ”
Fang Zeze said as he typed out the sentence on the computer that the condom was put in the wallet to ward off evil spirits, clicked search, and then showed the search page to Lin Xiaoxin.
"See for yourself, I didn't lie to you, this really has the function of warding off evil spirits. ”
Lin Xiaoxin casually glanced at the search results page a few times, and there was indeed a saying that condoms ward off evil spirits on it, so she didn't care, yawned, and then said to Fang Ze, "How can you men be superstitious and more metaphysical than our women's cosmetics." ”
"I'm sleepy, I want to sleep, you remember to sleep more tomorrow after the night, and I'll sleep in a while. ”
"Good night baby. Fang Ze sent a flying kiss to Lin Xiaoxin, and Lin Xiaoxin made a kiss out of thin air, and then hung up the video.