Seeing the aunt walk out, Fang Ze didn't say a word, picked up a silicone doll and smashed it into Wenbo's arms.

"Isn't it fearless, come on, please start your show. ”

"How did I know that the so-called girl would be a silicone doll. Wenbo said and pinched the boobs of the silicone doll in his arms, and then said, "It feels good, and a hundred yuan a night is actually returned." ”

Wen Bo said as he spoke, and when he saw Rui Ge'er and Fang Ze saying that I want you to perform the piston movement in person, he couldn't say any more.

With a roll of his eyes, Wenbo saw Zhu Longlong next to him who was trying to reduce his sense of existence, pointed at Zhu Longlong and said, "This is obviously not my pot today, it's all Pi Pilong's fault, and he started it." ”

After Wenbo finished speaking, he turned his gaze to Zhu Longlong with Fang Ze and Rui Ge'er.

"I heard you don't use oars to row. ”

"I heard you don't need the wind to sail. ”

"You said your life was all about waves. ”

The three of them looked at Zhu Longlong seriously and said, "Now that the waves are overturning, what should I do." ”

"I, what's that. "Zhu Longlong knows that this pot must be thrown out today, but who should be thrown it to.

Pregnant!

Pipilon snapped his fingers and said to the three of them, "I'm also a victim, I was introduced by a friend." By the way, I'm looking for this friend of mine. ”

Zhu Longlong took out his mobile phone as he said and started to call, and at this time, the aunt also took a small bag of snacks, four bottles of water and four sets, which were placed on the table of the four people.

"It's fun to eat. Auntie's smile bathed people's hearts like a spring breeze, but if it weren't for the fact that this aunt has a tower-like man, the four of them would have gone up to ask the black-hearted boss to return my hard-earned money.

At this time, Zhu Longlong's phone was connected, and Zhu Longlong hurriedly turned on the speakerphone so that everyone could hear the voice clearly.

Zhu Longlong expressed his strong dissatisfaction and protest at the friend on the other end of the phone for a long time, and then a slow voice came from the other end of the phone.

"Brother, it was you who said it in front of me, sharing hardships and blessings. I thought to myself that I don't have any blessings to share with you recently, so isn't this my brother I was deceived just a few days ago, so I quickly pulled you over to empathize with you, so as to complete the friendship between our brothers. ”

"After all, this pot is still yours. ”

"Brothers. Zhu Longlong hung up the phone, looked at the three roommates, waved his hand, and then said, "Don't say anything, I'll assist you tonight, I'll be a transport soldier when you eat chicken, and I'm your bound milk." ”

"Is this the end?" Rui Ge'er looked at Zhu Longlong, and didn't seem very satisfied with this compensation. He was looking forward to the cute girl sitting on his lap while playing games while driving, how high the style is. But now the girl has become a silicone doll, and she puts this doll on her lap and plays games while kissing, which is called perverted.

"What do you want me to do, what do you want me to do, the chrysanthemum is so immature, please let it go. Zhu Longlong pretended to be pitiful and sang loudly, and at this time, a burst of musical accompaniment also sounded at the right time.

"When did you become a man with your own BGM?" Fang Ze looked at Zhu Longlong and asked strangely.

"yes, where did you get the BGM?" Zhu Longlong himself felt very strange, but when he glanced at his hand, he realized that it was his mobile phone ringing.

Zhu Longlong hurriedly looked down at his mobile phone and found that it was a WeChat video call request, so he put his index finger on his lips and made a silent gesture to the other three.

Finger tapped on the phone, and it was connected.

"Hello wife. Zhu Longlong saluted the screen, and with his honest and loyal appearance, there was a look that made people look very reliable when they saw this guy.

"Alright, don't pretend. In the video, a girl with shoulder-length short hair who looked a little boyish, but was good-looking, waved her hand and signaled Zhu Longlong to stop pretending.

"Where are you now? The girl asked.

"Report to my wife, I am exercising my nervous reflexes in the Internet café, staying up late and staying up with willpower, and preparing for my future sexual life. ”

"Is it really in an Internet café? I don't look like it. Zhu Longlong's girlfriend saw the partition wall and felt that it didn't look like an Internet café.

"This is a private room. Zhu Longlong hurriedly scanned the four computers in the room with his mobile phone to prove that this was indeed an Internet café.

"This Internet café looks quite advanced. ”

"It's ok. Pipilon replied modestly.

"As for me, I don't mean anything else. The girl in the video clapped her hands and said, "It's a raid check to see if you have overdone it tonight." ”

"I have always kept in mind the teachings of my wife, I don't go to places where there are many women, and I don't watch the pictures of men playing wrestling. Please feel free to check. Zhu Longlong had a righteous face. If it weren't for being a roommate for four years, Fang Ze would have been very easy to be fooled by him.

However, it is obvious that Zhu Longlong's girlfriend knows Zhu Longlong better than Fang Ze.

"Alright, okay, don't pretend. The girl looked at Zhu Longlong with disgust, "I don't know you yet, the more you do bad things, the more serious you are in front of me." ”

"I don't dare. Zhu Longlong bowed his head.

"Then you can play first, what time can you get up tomorrow. ”

"It's three or four o'clock in the afternoon, what's wrong?" Zhu Longlong chuckled in his heart, feeling that something bad was going to happen.

"Okay, I know, then I'll set a train ticket at twelve o'clock at noon tomorrow, and I'll arrive in Haiping at about five o'clock, and you will come to the train station to pick me up then." ”

"No problem. Zhu Longlong first agreed neatly, and then felt that something was wrong.

Why do you suddenly have to take the train?

"Wife, you don't have class tomorrow?" asked Zhu Longlong.

"Yes. The short-haired girl said while bowing her head and fiddling with her fingernails, "But my husband needs to rely on inflatable dolls to soothe himself now, if I don't come again, won't my status at home be lower than the airplane cup in the future." ”

Only then did Zhu Longlong remember that there were still four silicone dolls on the ground!

When he used his mobile phone to scan the four computers just now, he also swept the silicone doll on the ground by the way.

Although Zhu Longlong's girlfriend didn't tell the difference between an inflatable doll and a silicone doll, the purpose of both can be understood at a glance.

"Wife, listen to my explanation!" Zhu Longlong was about to explain with a sad face.

"I'll explain it until I'm there tomorrow. The short-haired girl shook her hair and said, "Remember tomorrow, don't oversleep." ”

Zhu Longlong's girlfriend hung up the video call after speaking, leaving only Zhu Longlong, who had a premonition that he was about to be in trouble.

"Ahem. The other three people looked at Zhu Longlong, who was remorseful, and coughed together tacitly, after all, they had heard the legend of Zhu Longlong's girlfriend, and she was a strange woman.

Fang Ze patted Zhu Longlong's shoulder embarrassedly, "Brother, the festival is smooth." ”

As soon as Fang Ze's words fell, the mobile phone he put on the table rang, and Fang Ze picked it up and saw that it was a penguin video request.

The other party's penguin remarks, my little man!