"Damn!" The electric light that suddenly burst overhead made Zhang Dadao also startled! The next moment, he turned his head to look at Zhu Xiaozhu. In this situation, of course, Zhang Dadao's first thought was this guy, according to the characteristics of where he went, Zhang Dadao's accident here, without thinking about Zhang Dadao, locked Zhu Xiaozhu as soon as possible.

Zhu Xiaozhu was glared at by Zhang Dadao, and he was also trembling, and smiled at Zhang Dadao and said, "I'm sorry, I'm angry!" Master, I don't want to. This, alas~" Zhu Xiaozhu obviously took this as his responsibility, he originally wanted to say that this was not my responsibility, but in the next moment, he couldn't say anything, so he could only turn everything into a long sigh.

Zhang Dadao shook his head, got up and found Ma Za, which is commonly used by actors, and said: "Let's go! It must have tripped, let's go outside to chat! If you stay here any longer, you won't be able to say that the store of Poor Road will be ruined!" Zhang Dadao pulled Zhu Xiaozhu out of the door, put down Ma Zha directly on the side of the road and sat up, before saying: "Hey, Zhu Xiaozhu, let's sit here, you won't be unlucky enough to lead the car directly to crash over, right?"

Zhu Xiaozhu hurriedly shook his head and said: "No, no! Although I am unlucky, but until now, I have not encountered a single danger to my life! If you sit with me, you will definitely be fine!"

Zhang Dadao pursed his lips and wondered, "What's the matter with your inexplicable pride!"

Zhu Xiaozhu scratched his head and laughed dryly. Zhang Dadao waved his hand and said, "Forget it, don't talk nonsense." Poor Dao suddenly felt that it was better to solve your problem quickly and keep a distance from you! Why don't you go to become a monk? Isn't it good to become a monk? Maybe you can become a generation of eminent monks! You unlucky ghost, according to those monks. It's also the type that has experienced human suffering and can comprehend the impermanence of fate, right?"

Zhang Dadao insisted very much on letting Zhu Xiaozhu become a monk. Personally, he felt that if this kind of unlucky ghost entered the empty door, he would not be able to say that he would be able to teach the West to the whole world! If he sent this product and hung up all the famous temples in one by one, there should not be many people left in the Western Sect. It is simply a waste that this kind of person, who is almost a strange ability, like the law of cause and effect, has not been accepted by the imperial court into the dragon group! This kind of talent should be allowed to emigrate, and then the White House, the Pentagon, and the Yasukuni Shrine will take turns to visit several times. Let's go around the US military bases around the world. My Great Celestial Empire is just around the corner to unify the world!

For a moment, Zhang Dadao questioned the efficiency of the government. This kind of scarce talent actually let him wander in society, and there are sages in the wild!

Zhu Xiaozhu saw that Zhang Dadao was distracted, pushed him, and then said: "This, such a thing as a monk, alas! Although there is no hope, I still want to have a girlfriend." Besides, not all the people in this temple are unlucky, so I think it's better to forget it. ”

Zhang Dadao rolled his eyes and said, "This doesn't matter." Can you still get married and have children if you are a monk? Leaving work doesn't affect your private life! Are you sure you don't want to leave home?"

"Well, if you can, it's better not to become a monk!" Zhu Xiaozhu said cautiously.

Zhang Dadao touched his chin. He said, "I think you have said so many methods, and the most reliable one is to become a monk. From this point of view, this monk is still somewhat useful. But the temple you're looking for. I guess it's because the mana can't do it! You can try it, find a better famous temple to live in for a while, and have a look! These days, the poor road is also thinking about the method! If the Buddhist temple can't be suppressed, then the poor road will find a way. ”

Zhu Xiaozhu frowned and was silent for a long time before he spoke: "Master, don't you have anything to do?"

Zhang Dadao raised his eyebrows and said, "There are naturally ways, but you have to be prepared." You don't have any money, and if you are transferred to the poor road, you don't know how many years you will be able to recover the cost! There is an easy way, so let's try it first! If you don't have an idea, I'll give you a suggestion! Putuo Mountain is not far away, Jinling also has Tiantong Temple, and Wulin has Lingyin Temple and Jingci Temple, all of which are top-notch ancient temples! The aura is much stronger than the ordinary, and the monks there are also high-ranking monks, so it's no better for you to live! You can do it yourself! It's really not good, come to the poor road again. You say yes, right?"

Zhang Dadao's posture of rubbing his fingers while talking made it clear that you are poor and Lao Tzu does not serve. In the face of this situation, can Zhu Xiaozhu still say yes! He could only grit his teeth and said: "That, that's okay! I'll try it first, if it doesn't work, you must help me, don't worry! No matter how much money it is, I will definitely pay it back! Even if I go to sell my kidney, I will definitely change it!"

Zhu Xiaozhu bowed to Zhang Dadao again and again, Zhang Dadao nodded perfunctorily, and Zhu Xiaozhu turned around and left lonely. Zhang Dadao looked at his back, let out a fierce breath, wiped the cold sweat on his head, and said with palpitations: "I'll go! This guy is so terrifying, the red light on his head actually seems to be contagious! If you stay here any longer, something will definitely happen!"

At this time, Zhang Dadao suddenly saw Zhu Xiaozhu's head walking towards the distance, and something fell quickly! He was about to shout about his size, but the thing had already "boomed" and smashed on the ground!

"I'll go, are you so unlucky? Flower pots fell from the sky and smashed your head? You won't die, right?" Zhang Dadao suddenly felt goosebumps all over his body, and the cold sweat on his body had unconsciously wet his back.

"Ahh

Zhang Dadao shook his head at this time, picked up Mazha and went to the store, and said secretly in his heart: [Cut, did you smash it down against the door of your head? This guy's luck is really perverted enough, the type that can't die if it's so bad!]

"Ah, master, master!" Zhu Xiaozhu turned around and saw Zhang Dadao who was entering the door, and shouted loudly twice, Zhang Dadao not only didn't seem to hear it, but also sped up and opened the door and entered the house and brought the door with a smoke!

Zhu Xiaozhu was crumbling in the wind, but Zhang Dadao, who quickly closed the door, was leaning against the door, looking at the bulb that burst on the top, and seeing the broken glass slag on the ground, looking at Zhang Dadao felt a little embarrassed. Zhang Dadao sighed, shook his head, and said, "Damn, I still think Xiao Han is an honest man! The LED bulb installed for Lao Tzu can't cover it at all! Doesn't it say that the LED is durable? This guy eats 100% rebates and uses inferior products!"

Zhang Dadao clenched his fists, his face was extremely crazy, and he screamed wildly in his heart: [Dare to pit me! There are still people in this world who dare to pit me! There has never been a poor man, Xiao Han, you are dead!] (To be continued......)