Zhang Dadao was told what Zhu Xiaozhu said, and finally remembered what was serious, and hurriedly asked Zhu Xiaozhu to sit down, and said, "If you come now, you must have decided to find a poor road to eliminate disasters and transport you, right?" Zhang Dadao looked like a master, picked up the small purple sand cup on the table and took a sip, this guy didn't even make tea for Zhu Xiaozhu, obviously afraid of exposing his taste for drinking high crushed purple sand.

Zhu Xiaozhu nodded again and again, and said, "Yes, although it seems that it is unlikely that it can really be transported, even if a dead horse is treated as a live horse." ”

Zhang Dadao nodded and said, "Look at your appearance, I have also looked for the appearance of many people before, now you should first talk about the methods you have used to transfer them." In this way, the poor road can also see what to use for you to transport, and it can eliminate a lot of useless methods. Zhang Dadao's face was leisurely, he wouldn't say that he said this in order to listen to more Zhu Xiaozhu's unlucky things.

Of course, Zhu Xiaozhu didn't know Zhang Dadao's insidious intentions, so he sighed and said, "I told you yesterday that I used the method of doing good deeds, but it didn't work at all. ”

"This is not a matter of course, this kind of thing, as soon as you hear it, you will know that it is a trick of charlatans, and you will be fooled!" Zhang Dadao looked disdainful.

Zhu Xiaozhu said helplessly: "How do I know! And what the master said is reasonable! He said that those who do charity are mostly rich people. This is the principle that good deeds are rewarded!"

Zhang Dadao laughed and said: "You are brain-dead! Can't you tell the difference between cause and effect? Those people obviously did good deeds before they got rich first? If I were to fool them, they would definitely say that they did too many evils when they were rich, and they did good deeds and wanted peace of mind. What else. Let's talk about it!"

Zhu Xiaozhu saw Zhang Dadao's excited face, and he also figured out some taste. He wondered, "You're not going to take this as a joke, are you?"

"Don't talk nonsense, talk about it. How can you say it's a joke!"

Zhu Xiaozhu sighed for a while, he also understood that his situation was completely in line with the sentence "Life is a joke", and he couldn't blame others for making fun of it, so he could only continue: "I have also tried other methods, drinking talisman water, bringing amulets or something! I had a stomach strain for six days after drinking Fu Shui, but fortunately my classmates sent me to the hospital, otherwise I might have died of dehydration. The time with the amulet was allergic and had a rash all over my body. ”

"I'll go. Although you are quite unlucky, but that guy seems to be even more miserable!" Zhang Dadao nodded lightly and said, "But these methods are not necessarily useless, it should be that the people you meet have no skills, and they are all charlatans!" Zhang Dadao said this, but in his heart he decided that he would never use any methods such as methods.

Zhu Xiaozhu followed: "Actually, I was desperate later, I don't know how this fame spread in my hometown, and there are many masters who come to the door!"

Zhang Dadao nodded again and again, and said, "Sure enough." The fame of our industry is very important! You are an incurable disease, if you can overcome that fame, you will take off at once! This kind of person is generally an evil family, what do they let you do?" Zhang Dadao became even more interested, and what Zhu Xiaozhu said before was just a conventional trick. If there were any more tricks, it would definitely be an even weirder move, and Zhang Dadao's interest suddenly rose.

Zhu Xiaozhu nodded helplessly, his level can be affirmed. Zhang Dadao's goods are just listening to jokes, but now he has a request and has no money in his pocket. I can only be honest! Zhu Xiaozhu looked even weaker, and said helplessly: "That." There is a master who said that my bad luck is the congenital evil qi brought by the birth womb, and it has to be achieved by the combination of yin and yang. ”

"I'll go, pick yin and make up for yang! This authentic evil thing! You won't really believe it, will you? It's better to bathe in dog blood!" Zhang Dadao's face was shocked, he could think of this kind of evil tricks, that charlatan is also a talent! Even if this fails, the customer won't have the face to say it, right? What's more, the customer is so happy that he won't be too depressed.

But Zhu Xiaozhu was obviously an accident, this guy said with a depressed face: "I can't use this method at all! I'm so unlucky, no matter how I chase girls, there will be all kinds of accidents, I can't use this kind of thing at all!"

Zhang Dadao sneered twice and said, "You are still too young! At this time, there are many things that can be solved with only spending money!"

"Huh?" Zhu Xiaozhu said in surprise: "You are the same as what the master said! He also said so, and I gritted my teeth and did this, but unfortunately I didn't take off my clothes, so I caught up with the largest anti-pornography sweep in our area in three years! But the day after entering, a construction truck brake failed, and rushed directly to the police station...... "Zhu Xiaozhu is extremely weak, and he is weak to speak."

Zhang Dadao was shocked, this guy was really unlucky to a certain extent! An unlucky guy who couldn't even be suppressed by the public procuratorate and the law, Zhang Dadao had met for the first time. Zhang Dadao was speechless and gave a thumbs up to express his admiration.

Zhu Xiaozhu broke the jar and fell, and then said: "There is still one last master left, this time it is said that I have a problem with the eight characters, or I will become a monk, and I can jump out of the Three Realms and not enter the Five Elements." I was in junior college at that time, and I couldn't make up my mind, so I listened to the master find a temple to live in and see if it was useful. ”

Zhang Dadao now knows the routine, nodded and said, "As you can imagine, I really feel sad for the host of that temple." Is that temple on fire or a landslide? Or the girder has collapsed!" Zhang Dadao was excited, this monk temple was not a Taoist temple, and the enemy temple was unlucky, so Zhang Dadao naturally gloated.

Unexpectedly, Zhu Xiaozhu shook his head and said, "No, that temple is not a big deal, but since I went there, the temple doesn't know what's wrong, and no one has come! The sesame oil money for two months is a total of 5 yuan, and I still give it." Originally, the old man and the old lady who lived where they recited the scriptures had a brain congestion, and the other broke the sciatic nerve. Three monks in the temple, two had food poisoning, and the old monk also had a car accident when he went out to communicate. ”

Zhang Dadao was about to cry, and scolded with a smile: "I'll go, it's better to catch fire, you have all the people in the way, right? Are you going to occupy their temple? I said, the guy who asked you to become a monk may have some Taoism! If you do what he says, you will soon be able to be the host!" Zhang Dadao suddenly felt that it was not a good thing to know this guy!

The moment he thought of this, he heard a "pop", and a light bulb above his head suddenly exploded, countless broken glass fell, and the other lights went out at once......!