Scolding to scolding.

Look at it.

They still set their eyes on Zhou Tian and Wang Le, who were talking the stage.

Of course.

This time.

Zhou Tian had already turned over the burden of his girlfriend through the joke stalk, only to see him smile, pointing at the fat man and saying: "We all know that there is such a saying on the Internet, that if you don't skip class, it's not a perfect college life; ”

The audience nodded thoughtfully.

Right now.

With the so-called openness, things between men and women seem to have become lighter and weaker, and many little children have been influenced by TV dramas since the first year of junior high school and talked about love, which has also formed a topic that everyone knows.

Calf love!

But how to solve the problem of puppy love?

People haven't found a way to do it yet.

Thereupon.

They subconsciously looked at Zhou Tian.

Looks like.

They wanted to hear the answers they wanted from Zhou Tian's mouth.

It's just that they're disappointed.

Seeing that everyone was looking at him.

Zhou Tian continued: "I have a friend who used to be very good, and he belongs to the kind who loves to learn and does not like to work. ”

"Huh!" the audience under the stage all let out a voice of disdain.

Listening to the audience's voice, the fat man on the stage suddenly laughed, he looked at Zhou Tian beside him with a disgusted look, and retorted vigorously: "Look at you, what are you talking about? Why did you throw it on the pot of a friend of mine as soon as something happened?"

"Bang bang bang...... Bang bang bang ....... The audience under the stage, after hearing the fat man's words, applauded extremely face-saving.

They applauded.

Zhou Tiandao: "This is not me, it is really a friend of mine." ”

The fat man waved his hand and said arrogantly: "Your friend?"

Sunday, "Yes, it's a friend of mine. ”

Fatty, "That friend?"

Zhou Tian gave an answer, "A friend you don't know." ”

"When I was in college, the two of us lived in the same room, skipping classes, surfing the Internet, drinking, and skipping bills together, how could there be friends I didn't know?" the fat man asked rhetorically, and pointed to Zhou Tian in front of him when he was finished, and looked at the audience under the stage, "Do you mean himself when you say this friend of his?"

The audience shouted in unison, "Yes." ”

Zhou Tian made a look like he was about to faint at any moment.

The fat man didn't care if Zhou Tian was about to faint, and still said to himself: "Zhou Tian, don't pretend to be dizzy, this trick is almost the same when you are late for school, and now I and the audience will not fall for you, tell me, does this so-called friend of yours refer to yourself?"

This is another burden.

It's just a small baggage.

Although it is a small burden, it has achieved the effect of a big burden, which resonates with many audiences.

Many people have encountered things like being late for school and going to work, so in order to make it normal for them to be late for school or work, they have made up nonsense, so they will resonate after this little burden is thrown out.

"I didn't want to say it. After the audience resonated with them, Zhou Tian paused for more than ten seconds before saying: "But if you have to let me say it, I will say it, don't regret it." ”

The fat man crooked his mouth and answered, "Why do I suddenly have a bad feeling?"

Don't talk about him.

Even the audience under the stage had this idea, and they all felt that Zhou Tian would definitely not say his name.

As for whose name will be spoken?

Even if you think about it with your toes, you can think about it.

Nine out of ten will be the name of the fat man Wang Le.

Really.

Just as the audience guessed.

Zhou Tian really said the fat man's name.

This time.

It's the fat man's turn to faint.

Zhou Tian didn't care about it, and said: "Wang Le didn't skip class at the beginning, but after hearing this famous saying that if you don't skip class, it won't be a perfect college career, you started to skip class." ”

The fat man praised himself, "Honest man?"

"Because it was the first time I skipped class, I didn't have much experience, so I was discovered by the teacher. Zhou Tian waved his hand and said: "He also blames himself for this matter, he used to help his classmates shout, and one person shouted forty or fifty, but when it was his turn to skip class, no one shouted." ”

"I'm the only one who listens to the lectures. The fat man was surprised.

Zhou Tiandao: "Wang Le skipped class, what are you going to do? ”

The fat man said: "This is called work-study, to support yourself." ”

"What kind of work does he do?" Zhou Tiandao: "What kind of small advertisements are sent on the streets, what is a lot of money to ask for children? What is a lot of money to ask for a husband? What kind of couple escort? What is even more scandalous is that he has also sent small advertisements for ancestral films." ”

Countless viewers burst into laughter.

Mobile phones have been widespread for less than two decades.

Mobile phone film has been popularized for less than a decade.

Nima.

Less than ten years of popularization, where did you come from?

Isn't that a lie?

"Dare I be the city psoriasis maker?" the fat man was surprised again.

Zhou Tiandao: "Later, Wang Le heard the famous saying in college life, if you don't fall in love, you can't be perfect. ”

"Huh!" the audience under the stage shouted in unison.

"It's normal for men to love women, as long as people reach this age, they will have this kind of thoughts and actions. The fat man explained.

"It's normal for men to love women. Zhou Tian first repeated the fat man's words, and then he changed his tone and teased the fat man, "So Wang Le is like a dog in heat, touching everywhere to see where there are girls." ”

The fat man pushed Zhou Tian, "Why do you call Wang Le to be with a dog in estrus, you say so, right?"

"What do you mean then?" Zhou Tian asked, then looked at the audience under the stage, "Am I wrong when I say that?"

"Phew. The fat man said: "Just like you, I don't know how you got into college?"

"I'm blinded. Zhou Tian said confidently: "As the old saying goes, school is mixed, and exams are blinded, when I take the college entrance examination, all the judgment questions are correct, and all the multiple-choice questions are C." ”

"I was speechless. The fat man looked at Zhou Tian and said, "That is called My Fair Lady, a gentleman." ”

"My Fair Lady, good gentleman, isn't it also the things that men love women, men like women, and women like men?" Zhou Tiandao.

"I really regret partnering with you. The fat man said in a hateful tone.

Countless viewers laughed after hearing his words, and some even leaned forward and laughed regardless of their image.