on stage.

After Zhou Tian finished saying the fat man's sentence "I really regret partnering with you", he casually reversed, "Actually, I also regret partnering with you." ”

The fat man rolled his eyes, "Why?"

Zhou Tian smiled, "Being with you has completely lowered the score of our combination, look at me." When he said this, he pointed to himself, "The young man is a talent, everyone likes it, and then look at you, standing with me, it is the name of a movie." ”

"Don't be funny, how can we two big men standing together become the name of a movie?" said the fat man in disbelief.

"Beauty and the Beast. As soon as Zhou Tian finished saying this, the moment he had not yet landed, the audience under the stage began to coax together.

They let out a contemptuous "huh" in a swarm, and then there was applause, and I don't know whether they were cheering or cheering.

"Are you a beauty? I am a beast?" The fat man on the stage looked at Zhou Tiandao: "I said how do I think you are so awkward, it turns out that you have changed sex." ”

"You've just changed sex. Zhou Tian scolded with a smile.

"Isn't that what you said, I'm standing with you, is it the name of a movie "Beauty and the Beast"?"

Zhou Tian quibbled: "Beauty and the Beast" is the first half of the sentence, and I still haven't said the second half of the sentence. ”

"Aang. The fat man raised his voice, "It turns out that there is still the second half of the sentence that has not been said." ”

"That's what I said, I stand with you, it's the name of a movie, the sequel to Beauty and the Beast, Handsome Guy and the Beast. Zhou Tiandao.

The fat man pointed at Zhou Tian with a look of disgust, "Zhou Tian, I found that you can really argue, the bad ones are said to be good, and the dead ones are said to be alive." ”

Those who are under the stage.

Laughed again.

After the fat man teased Zhou Tian's words, he laughed again.

They laughed.

Zhou Tiandao: "Actually, whether it is "Beauty and the Beast" or "Handsome Guy and the Beast", they are all movies about love. ”

The fat man said: "Love is great, and it is precisely because of love that we human beings can reproduce to this day." ”

That's right. Zhou Tian took the fat man's words and said, "The reproduction of human beings is indeed because of love, think about it, if there is no love, how terrible will human society be?"

"It's scary. The fat man said.

"It is precisely because love is great that there are so many literary works and movies that praise love. Zhou Tian wrenched his fingers and said one by one: "The American writer Abic's "Dear People", the Russian writer Rastonovsky's "I Have Always Existed with You", the famous Chinese writer Yu Ren's "Those Years, The People I Loved" and other literary works are all about praising love, but some are sweet love, and some are bitter love. Here, I will popularize what is sweet love, what is bitter love, love movies or love literature with a good ending, it is sweet love, and love movies or love literature with a bad ending are not sweet love, they are bitter love. Like the movie "Titanic", it is a typical bitter love, because the hero and heroine did not come together, one died and the other lived. On the contrary, if the two of them come together, get married, have children, and live happily for the rest of their lives, it will become sweet love. Another example is my country's famous literary work "Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai", which is a typical bitter love. ”

"Don't say it, you're quite right. The fat man looked at Zhou Tian and suddenly said a word, just when people thought that Zhou Tian would pick up the stubble, the fat man unexpectedly threw a burden out.

This baggage is about tong.

The so-called tong sex, to be described in a straightforward sentence, is to engage in the base, men and women to do the base.

With the interest of the Internet, more and more people are aware of this topic, and some countries have even amended their constitutional laws to recognize the legality of same------------ marriage.

Of course.

There are not many countries that recognize the legality of same------sex marriages, just two or three.

Then again.

Although only two or three countries have recognized the legality -----of same-sex marriage, it has given hope to the same-sex ----- in many countries, and these people have been angry and rioting in order to obtain the legal right of so-called same------sex marriage.

This has also formed a topic that everyone knows.

That is, whether same------sex marriage should exist or not, and even a special joke broke out on the Internet, saying that heterosexual marriage is purely for the purpose of reproduction, and only the same sex is true love!

As Zhou Tian and Wang Le expected in their hearts.

The burden they threw out really caused some people to reflect.

These people reflect on the time.

Zhou Tian and Wang Le on the stage did not pause at all, and the two continued to talk about their cross talk.

Of course.

Their conversation also shifted from the opposite sex to something else.

"In fact, whether it is the opposite sex or the same sex, together, it is because of one word. Zhou Tiandao: "Love." ”

The fat man nodded, "Yes." ”

"But there are some people. When he said this, Zhou Tian pointed to the fat man in front of him, "Some people's brains are slow to react. ”

The fat man quit, "You said that some people have slow brains, why are you pointing at me?"

"Because that's what I'm talking about. ”

"No way. ”

"What's impossible?" Zhou Tian raised his voice.

"It's just impossible. The fat man said, "How can my brain be slow to respond when I'm such a smart person?"

"I'll give you an example, and you'll know how dull your brain is. Zhou Tiandao: "When I was a freshman, there was a school girl who asked Wang Le to help her install the computer, and she went to install the computer at night, and this girl was still at home alone, so I felt that there was a problem when I thought about it." But our Comrade Wang Le, who didn't have any ideas, went to the computer and installed the computer, and left without saying a word. ”

The audience off the stage.

Laughed.

The next day, this school girl asked Wang Le to install the computer, Wang Le went again without saying a word, entered the house, the sister did not mention the computer, chatted with Wang Le vigorously, and then Wang Le stopped doing it, and said to the girl, you quickly take out the computer, I will repair it and leave, and then there will be no then. Zhou Tian pointed at the fat man, "You really deserve to be single." ”

The fat man covers his face.

"It's still this girl, she probably thinks that the excuse of installing a computer is not good, so she changed an excuse and said to Wang Le, it's not too early, you can send me home! ”

The fat man thought for a while and said, "Zhou Tian, what you said is not right, I didn't do nothing, but went in and drank a cup of tea before leaving." ”

"You just drank a cup of tea?" Zhou Tian asked in a hateful tone.

"The girl just let me have a cup of tea. The fat man said confidently.

"Phew. Zhou Tian snorted, "If you want to have a cup of tea, you will have a cup of tea? Can't you do something else?"

"She asked me, is she good-looking?"

"How did you answer?"

"I said that's it. ”

"Hey!" Zhou Tian sighed, and when he was about to say something, he was interrupted by the fat man, only to see the fat man ask Zhou Tian: "Zhou Tian, do you mean that this girl has taken a fancy to me?"

"Nonsense, didn't you take a fancy to you, did you take a fancy to me?" Zhou Tian, "How many years have passed since this, how did you react?"

Applause.

The applause of the audience followed.

It's over.

The audience applauded.

Zhou Tian and Wang Le's cross talk is over!