The people under the stage, after listening to what the woman said, were suddenly confused, because in their impressions.

The original version did not have this sentence.

But now there is.

The audience was confused, Hao Jian, played by Zhou Tian, scratched his head embarrassedly and said, "I came in just now, I'm sorry to disturb your sleep." ”

After Zhou Tian finished speaking, the woman picked up the teacup in front of her, took a few sips of tea, waved her hand and said to Zhou Tian: "It's okay, I'll sleep this time, don't delay!"

Applause!

In the applause of the audience, the woman stilted her legs, looked like a leader, and pressed her hand and said: "Sit, recently, the family is very good?"

Zhou Tian sat on the sofa stiffly, holding his knees with his hands, "I still have to work in front of my eyes, what will happen in the future." After saying that, he closed his eyes appointingly, "Leave it to fate!"

Scene.

Someone is amused again!

"By the way, did you come to me for something?" asked the woman with her hand on her forehead.

Sunday was stunned.

Those people under the stage stayed, including those actors who were happy twist, such as Ma Li and Shen Teng.

They didn't expect that.

Zhou Tian's version of "Do What You Like" has been adapted so much.

"Didn't you come to me?" asked Zhou Tian.

"Aang. The woman raised her voice, then thought about it, and glanced at Zhou Tian, "Knock on my brain, I'm busy and confused, I'm looking for you." ”

"Chief Ma, what are you looking for me?"

"I heard that you like to play table tennis when you have nothing to do in the unit?"

Zhou Tian was startled, hurriedly picked up from the sofa, and said like a character in the TV series swearing: "Chief Ma, I review! I reflect! I criticize myself! I am too greedy to play! Playing table tennis hurts others and harms myself, I will play table tennis in the future, I will not be a person, I will play table tennis again in the future, I will waste my hands, I, I Hao Jian refuse Huang! Refuse to gamble! Refuse to pong!!"

As soon as these words came out.

The audience was stunned.

And then burst into laughter!

Let's be honest.

This paragraph.

Listen once.

Laugh once.

It can be seen the power of this paragraph.

The woman hated the iron and said, "Who told you to refuse the table tennis? Who made you refuse the table tennis?"

"Then I won't fight anymore, resolutely not fighting. Zhou Tian said.

The way he looks.

Unusually serious.

The woman stretched out her finger and pointed at Zhou Tian, and after more than ten seconds, she smiled meaningfully and said: "Hao Jian, let me tell you this, this newly transferred Director Yao, coincidentally, he also likes to play table tennis, hehe, you know how to do it, right?"

"Section chief, my good section chief. Zhou Tian had a typical bitter gourd face, and said in a frustrated manner: "You will make it difficult for me! I can control myself at most, how dare I manage it, the director! Besides, I don't have the right to manage the director." ”

"Who told you to take care of the director, hey!" the woman raised her voice suddenly.

"Then what are you looking for me?" Zhou Tiandao: "I'm stupid, you know." ”

The woman rolled her eyes angrily, she stood up, walked to Zhou Tian's side, and said in a serious voice: "Hao Jian, your ability to comprehend the intention of the leader is also too poor, the reason is because you don't seek to be motivated ideologically, let me tell you, if you continue like this, you will be a section member in this life!"

After she finished speaking.

Zhou Tian stood up with a look of surprise on his face, and said excitedly: "Really? Then I will rest assured! The work is finally stable!"

It's over, it's a deep bow!

The audience applauded warmly, and among these applauding people, there were those from the Happy Twist team.

The woman helplessly held her forehead and pointed at Zhou Tiandao: "Hao Jian! Now your hobby has collided with the leader's hobby, what kind of opportunity is this?" They both snorted their hands upward, looking like a fryer, "This is a good opportunity for your ancestors to cheat the corpses! Aren't you excited? Aren't you happy?"

Zhou Tian blinked, "Where's the excitement?"

The woman was served, she dragged Zhou Tian's arm, and said: "Come on, come on, you sit down, you see, you are the only one who can play table tennis, so if you play table tennis and accompany the leader comfortably, then won't you become a celebrity next to the leader?"

Zhou Tian didn't know why, "Red?"

The woman snapped her fingers and looked at Zhou Tiandao: "Wei Xiaobao knows, right?"

"I didn't know before, but now I know, since Zhou Tian played Wei Xiaobao, now all over China, there are Wei Xiaobao's avatars everywhere, it's annoying to watch, it's just annoying. Zhou Tian took the opportunity to complain, "Some people say that I look very similar to Wei Xiaobao, can this be opened? Impossible, who is Wei Xiaobao? Eunuch, it's just fake, but he has seven wives, and he has a lot of money, and he also worships the emperor." What do I have? I don't have anything, now I don't have anything but table tennis. ”

These words.

It's not a line.

It is the heartfelt words of Zhou Tian.

Now.

Because he successfully created the role of Wei Xiaobao, he became synonymous with Wei Xiaobao, no matter who he was, when he saw himself, he all called himself Wei Xiaobao, or Lord Wei.

In a word.

He was utterly annoyed.

Because the role of Wei Xiaobao is annoying.

Because Zhou Tian's complaining words were not in the script, the actress who played the sycophant was a little unable to catch it for a while.

So it's cold.

It's not that it's cold, it's that this actress doesn't know how to pick it up.

Cold-field for long periods of time.

Not a good thing.

Therefore, Zhou Tian, who noticed that something was wrong, repeated the words just now, "I am not Wei Xiaobao, I am Hao Jian." ”

This voice of his.

The effect is similar to that of singing a good Chinese song just now, and it indirectly reminds the actress who plays the sycophant.

The actress who came to her senses looked at Zhou Tian, "Don't say it, Hao Jian, you really look similar to Wei Xiaobao's eunuch." ”

"I'm not Wei Xiaobao, I'm Hao Jian. Zhou Tiandao: "Our ancestors are eight generations of poor peasants, and Wei Xiaobao's composition is too high. ”

Under the stage.

Many people are whispering, and among these whisperers, there are many insiders.

This line can be added. ”

"That's not a line. ”

That's right, this sentence is really not a line, but the truest thought in Zhou Tian's heart. ”

"Teacher, your analysis is too right, Zhou Tian has successfully created the role of Wei Xiaobao, but this role also limits his future development and interpretation, this is not a good thing, I estimate that Zhou Tian's participation in this issue of the Lantern Festival Gala is also aimed at breaking through his role as Wei Xiaobao. ”

The insiders sitting under the live stage were hotly discussed.

Netizens on the Internet are also hotly discussed, and netizens are hotly discussed.

"Zhou Tian was really harmed by the role of Wei Xiaobao, and the harm is not a little bit, now many people see Zhou Tian, and they all think of Wei Xiaobao's three words, if this continues, Zhou Tian's interpretation road will be completely blocked, unless he only talks about cross talk, not acting. ”

"The role of Wei Xiaobao, although it limits Zhou Tian's interpretation path, but he also succeeds Wei Xiaobao and defeats Wei Xiaobao. In the entertainment industry, I don't know how many people want to successfully create a role, but they can't create all of them. ”

"I estimate that in the future of the Chinese film industry, there will definitely be Zhou Tian, but then again, Zhou Tian's luck is too good, some people can't successfully create a unique role for themselves in their lifetime, but Zhou Tian was stunned to successfully shape the role of Wei Xiaobao with a Lu Ding Ji. ”

"Upstairs is right. ”

"Yes, that's true. ”

While netizens were hotly discussing, the sketch continued, and I saw the actress who played the sycophant spirit pointing at Zhou Tian and asking: "Wei Xiaobao accompanies the emperor to practice martial arts and play games every day, so what happened to him in the end?"

Zhou Tian blinked: "What else can you become? ”

"Haven't you seen Zhou Tian's version of Lu Ding Ji? It is very clear that Wei Xiaobao finally took his seven wives into seclusion. The woman said, "Do you think about Wei Xiaobao?"

"What do I want Wei Xiaobao to do?" Zhou Tiandao: "When I see Wei Xiaobao now, I am upset and want to vomit." ”

The woman was completely convinced.

She shook her head vigorously, and pointed at Zhou Tian speechlessly and said, "Okay, you don't need to understand, I'll tell you directly." ”

After all that's said.

The woman took a few steps to the desk and said, "From today onwards, the only task you have to go to work every day is not to work. ”

"Why don't you work?"

"It's not that you don't work, but practice table tennis, put aside the work at hand first, and distinguish priorities!" After the woman finished speaking, she picked up her cup and took a sip of tea.

Zhou Tianhan said: "Then I can't leave my work and play ball with the leader every day!" After speaking, he paused, and added, "Isn't that a sycophant?

The woman Erlang sat on the chair with her legs crossed, her eyes crossed, and she said in a close accent: "Hao Jian, who are you talking about? Who do you say is a sycophant?"

"That's not what I meant!" Zhou Tian hurriedly explained, "Chief Ma, I didn't mean that, I really didn't mean that, don't get me wrong, I didn't mean that, I swear, it really didn't mean that." ”

The woman shook her hair, pointed at Zhou Tian and reprimanded: "Hao Jian, I'm going to talk about it here today, you can do it if you can! If you can't do it, you can leave! Give me that position, hey, I really tell you, our country! There is no shortage of people who can play table tennis!"

Table tennis is the national sport of our country.

It is an invincible existence in the world.

The reason why table tennis can become a national sport is because of the huge personnel base, which is just like what the woman just said, there is a lack of everything, that is, there is no shortage of table tennis, from the streets and alleys, the table tennis tables that can be seen everywhere, and the crowds of people around the table tennis table can be seen.

If.

I say if.

How nice would it be if football had such a large personnel base?

Presumably at that time, the Hercules Cup was also invincible.