on stage.

The sketch has already been getting better.

Zhou Tian's version of the sketch "Cast What You Like" has gradually improved, whether it is Zhou Tian or the woman, they all brought themselves into the sketch role, which makes their version of "Cast to Like" better and better, and the audience is also cool to watch and laugh a lot.

Zhou Tian saw that the leader was angry, and immediately became anxious, hurriedly walked up to the woman, and explained, "Oh, Chief Ma, I didn't mean that, I didn't mean that, I thought, if you play ball with the leader, you can become a celebrity next to the leader?

"What's impossible?" the woman said, and then gave an example, "Lu Ding Ji, have you seen it? Isn't Wei Xiaobao in it just because he patted the emperor on the back, from a little eunuch to Lord Wei? He also married seven wives, one of whom is the emperor's sister. ”

The audience laughed.

It's not a laugh either.

Instead, it was sprayed.

Unexpectedly.

Unexpectedly, Zhou Tian's version of "Do What You Like" turned out to be Zhou Tian's version of "The Legend of Deer and Ding", which was full of Wei Xiaobao from beginning to end, and was full of Wei Xiaobao's words from beginning to end.

"Chief Ma, Wei Xiaobao, that's the plot in the TV series, the plot in the TV series, how can you take it seriously in the real world?" Zhou Tian said with a bitter donkey face and disbelieving.

After listening to Zhou Tian's words, the woman raised her eyebrows, glanced at him, and said, "No? Hao Jian. I'll let you see how I, Ma Jingjing, got to where I am today, step by step!"

As she spoke, she shook her hand and flipped through the laptop on the table.

"Huh!" Zhou Tian sighed and said in surprise: "Wei Xiaobao, Chief Ma, I didn't expect you to like Wei Xiaobao so much, and like Wei Xiaobao played by Zhou Tian, you all use his avatar as a screen protector for the computer." ”

"Hahaha...... Hahaha....... The audience laughed, and after hearing Zhou Tian's words, laughed, and then their applause of encouragement rang out.

Stop.

After interspersed with the main line of Wei Xiaobao, the Zhou Tian version of "Do What You Like" has more funny elements than the original version.

It is precisely because of these extra funny ingredients that this well-known sketch has a different flavor in it.

"Hao Jian, I said Hao Jian, can you think of something else? Can you focus your attention on the place where you should put it?" The woman shouted: "Who let you see my computer screensaver? Who let you see my computer screensaver?"

"So what are you looking at?" asked Zhou Tian.

"Look at this, see what this is?" the woman said, pointing to something on the computer screen.

Zhou Tian took a look and said in surprise: "Leader's preference map!"

The woman smiled slightly, shook her fingers in the air a few times, and looked at Zhou Tiandao: "Yes, it's the leader's preference map." ”

"What's the use of this?"

"This is very useful, let me tell you, Hao Jian, I can clearly say the preferences, constellations, blood types and birth dates of each leader!" When the woman said this, she pointed to the screen, "This, I like fishing, so I dived into the water and hung fish on his hook one by one! ”

The woman pointed out again, "This, I like to play mahjong, so I will give him the dismantling and stop to light the cannon! I lost tens of thousands of dollars to him in one night, and afterwards I was promoted from the foreman to the workshop director." ”

"I know, the workshop director. Zhou Tian interjected.

The woman was a little embarrassed, paused, and said, "Hao Jian, this is not positive, I am the deputy workshop director." ”

The audience laughed.

Laughing crazy.

Your sister.

They were also like Zhou Tian, thinking that this time they were a positive workshop director, but they didn't expect that they were deputies.

Your uncle's.

It's hilarious.

It's really hilarious, wow.

Amid the laughter of the audience, the sketch continued.

"This, I like to play, I will take my grandfather's relics to him to wear strings, this, like me ....... When she said this, the woman immediately covered the laptop and stammered: "So, Hao Jianna, comprehending a leader's intentions and hobbies is ...... for a person in the workplace."

This paragraph.

Didn't change it on Sunday.

Because it's a laughing point.

Even if it hasn't changed, it has amused many audiences, and even Zhou Tian on the stage is happy.

He smiled and said: "Eh, you wait, wait, this is a key place, why did you cover it, this is what I want to hear the most!"

The woman's eyebrows fluttered and she looked at Zhou Tian and said, "So, you know how I got into this position now, right?"

Zhou Tian nodded vigorously and said, "I know, otherwise you are amazing, section chief, your sycophant kung fu is all flowing in your blood!"

"Who are you talking about? Who are you talking about? Who are you talking about? Who is having a lot of sycophancy in their blood?" The woman who had just sat down was immediately unhappy, and pointed at Zhou Tian complainingly: "I said that you have such a mouth, can't you say something nice?" Hao Jian! Do you know that you have been a small clerk for so many years, is it because you can't come to the matter, you said that if you have Wei Xiaobao a few times, now I am in this position, isn't it yours?"

Zhou Tian hurriedly said: "Hey, Wei Xiaobao, Wei Xiaobao, why did you talk about Wei Xiaobao again, Chief Ma, why do you say I can't chat like this?

The woman sat on the chair steadily, smiling proudly, "Hao Jian, there is a lot of knowledge here, not just that!"

"Because of that?"

The woman looked at Zhou Tian, "I'll tell you, the meeting is skillful, as soon as the leader speaks, as soon as he speaks, he just throws out his opinion, I'll give one right away, huh?" When she said this, the woman exaggerated a skeptical expression.

"Is this a question?"

"yes, I'm just questioning. When he finished speaking, I didn't even know what he was talking about, but his face was immediately full of an oh!!"

The performances were on point.

The women's performances were on point.

Even the original performers sitting under the stage were nodding their heads.

"What's the use of this? It's not as good as Wei Xiaobao's a few clicks. Zhou Tian muttered.

Wei Xiaobao.

When they heard Wei Xiaobao's three words, whether it was the audience under the stage, or the audience in front of the TV or computer, they all laughed.

Your uncle's.

"Hao Jian, Hao Jian, this brain of yours is really not enough. The woman pointed to Zhou Tian, "The reason why I did that was to let the leader feel that I was baptized by his words and had a great understanding!"

Zhou Tian admired: "Listen to your words and subvert the outlook on life! I thought Wei Xiaobao was one of the characters, but I didn't expect that there are also in the real society." ”

The woman said: "So Hao Jian, not only do you have to accompany the leader to play a good game, but you also have to make the leader only willing to play with you, so that when he thinks of the ball, he thinks of you, and his hands itch when he thinks of you! Just like the emperor thinks of Wei Xiaobao, understand?"

Zhou Tian immediately said: "I understand, just let me establish an image of being beaten up, so if I am beaten this time, will I be able to turn it right?"

The woman smiled: "It's not just a positive change." ”

After speaking, he pointed to the desk in front of him with his hand, "See, my office will be yours in the future, Section Chief Hao." ”

Zhou Tian hurriedly shook his hand: "Oh, don't don't, don't don't, don't call it that!"

The woman laughed and shouted a few more times, "Section Chief Hao, Section Chief Hao, Section Chief Hao!Section Chief Hao!"

She screamed, and Zhou Tian trembled, "Oh, don't don't, don't don't, don't call it that, I'm not used to it!"

The woman didn't care, she stood up, walked to Zhou Tian, pulled him to the leather chair, and then pointed to the leather chair and said, "Section Chief Hao, Section Chief Hao, come, come, sit down, sit down, sit here!"

Zhou Tian hurriedly excused himself: "No, no, no!"

"Feel it!" the woman forcibly pressed Zhou Tian on the chair, "Experience it, how does it feel?"

"No, no, no!" Zhou continued to wave.

"Sit down. ”

"Oh!!"

"Sit down again. ”

"Oooh!!" Zhou Tian sat on the chair with a look of enjoyment, and he didn't know what to say, and he didn't look like he couldn't find the north at all.

After about ten seconds, Zhou Tian said with a look of enjoyment: "Oh, this chair is comfortable, no wonder you always sleep when you go to work, if I sit on this son in the future, then I will not sleep in the world?"

This line, coupled with Zhou Tian's cheap smile, immediately made the audience laugh.

The woman smiled and said, "You can sleep as much as you want, Section Chief Hao?"

At this time.

The phone rang.

Zhou Tian picked it up casually, "I'm Section Chief Hao, your one? Ang, you are looking for Section Chief Ma, I know." ”

As he spoke, he handed the phone to the woman, "Chief Ma, looking for your phone, listening to the tone, it looks like a leader." ”

The woman picked it up, "Hey, ah, Yao Juchang, hello, I'm Ma Pijin, oh, you're coming over now?" Okay, okay, ouch, that's great, Yao Juchang, I just have good news waiting for you!"

After hanging up the phone, she laughed out loud and said to Zhou Tian: "The emperor is coming, why don't you Wei Xiaobao hurry up and prepare?"

Zhou Tian looked confused, "That emperor?"

"Can there be that emperor? of course the emperor who governs us. ”

"You said the chief was coming?"

"Captain Ju is here soon! ”

Zhou Tian got up, "Great, by the way, Chief Ma, where are we going to play when he comes?"

The woman snapped her fingers, "I've been ready for you a long time ago!"

After finishing and taking Zhou Tian to the side, there was a simple table tennis table there, "This old man has gone in, and I have also dealt with his mahjong table, and in the future, you will play here with me, and I will be the referee for you." ”

When the woman spoke, her hands were not idle, she set up a table tennis net, pointed to the table tennis table and said: "Hao Jianna, this is not an ordinary table tennis table for you, this is the ladder of your life! ”

Zhou Tian shook the other party's hand, "Your nobleman, Chief Ma, no, Director Ma! You are really my Hao Jian's nobleman." ”

The woman smiled wickedly, "Oh, don't dare to be, don't dare to be!" Section Chief Hao, speaking of which, you are the Wei Xiaobao who played with the emperor, and I was stained with your light. ”

Zhou Tian smiled, "Sooner or later, Director Ma!"

Zhou Tian is cheap, the woman is cheaper than him, "Oh, I can't help it, I can't help it, Section Chief Hao?"

After that, the woman bowed her head and put on makeup, and Zhou Tian picked up a table tennis racket and practiced there by herself!

Originally, I didn't play table tennis on Sundays.

But in order to play this role well, he secretly learned table tennis between rehearsals.

I have to sigh a little.

Table tennis is really a ball game that is in line with our people's physique, and Zhou Tian, a layman, never attended, and only studied for three days.

A ball.

Two balls.

Three balls.

Zhou Tian, who was practicing table tennis, was suddenly stunned by a loud voice coming from the outer door, "In the future, if anyone plays table tennis during work hours, I will punish him!!"

With these words, a fat man in a suit and leather shoes came out, and his hair was also mousse, and he looked like a leader.

The audience immediately gave a warm applause!

"Hey, Yao Juchang, what's wrong with you?" Seeing that the leader was angry, the woman hurriedly went up to greet her, and at the same time avoided the director's sight, desperately gesticulating to Zhou Tian, who was stunned, and asked him to quickly hide the table tennis racket!

Zhou Tian, who was frightened, covered his racket and carefully hid it in his clothes.

The fat man looked at the woman and said: "You don't know who it is, I heard that I like to play table tennis, no, now some comrades in the bureau have been practicing during working hours! What kind of behavior is this? What kind of behavior is this? Now the party has repeatedly put forward that we must seek truth from facts and not pat ourselves on the back, but some comrades are stunned and ignore it, and specialize in patting the leader's sycophant, how can such a leader serve the public well?"

Taking advantage of the fat man's words, Zhou Tian moved step by step, hurriedly and nervously cleaned up the table tennis table, and reached out to pick up the net on the table.

The woman was covering for Zhou Tian, "Eh, Yao Juchang, it's not a big deal to play table tennis, are there still few people playing table tennis in our country?" Some comrades also used table tennis to relieve their nervous tension after being busy. ”

The fat man said: "Playing table tennis itself is nothing, but using playing table tennis to do what he likes, curry favor with the leader, and obtain improper benefits is an unhealthy trend!"