"You can't just eat, you have to go out and travel. Zhou Tian on the stage, after looking at the audience, put his eyes on the fat man, and said: "If you are in a bad mood, you can't just eat, you go out and go around." ”

The fat man was a little stingy and said, "That will cost a lot of money." ”

Zhou Tian persuaded: "Money is a dead thing, you can't bring it in life, and you can't bring it in death." ”

The fat man suddenly said, "Yes." ”

"That's right. ”

"I go out on a trip, I sign up for a tour. The fat man said: "After I inquired carefully, I chose a cost-effective tour group, a five-day tour of Singapore, Malaysia and Thailand, which cost only 300 yuan." ”

"Isn't this the new Matai Restaurant?" asked Zhou Tian.

"No, no, it's a real Singapore-Malaysia-Thailand trip. The fat man said.

"Singapore, Malaysia, and Thailand are only 300 yuan for five days? This is too cheap, right?" Zhou Tian said: "Could it be a liar?"

"It's not a liar, it's a regular unit, the kind with a poke. The fat man gestured: "Three hundred yuan, and a round-trip plane ticket." ”

Hear here.

A lot of people get it.

They know what the fat man meme refers to, which is the black tourism that now forces tourists to shop under the guise of low-cost travel.

Plainly.

Not a tour.

It is a shopping group.

on the web.

There are a lot of shady scenes about this kind of consumer tour group, either locking the door and not letting tourists go, or closing the door and not allowing tourists to return.

Anyway.

You consume a little bit in general, and the things you consume are not good things.

Zhou Tiandao: "I'm worried about whether you can come back?"

The audience laughed.

But in the laughter, there is a hint of bitterness in it.

I don't know when.

People only look at money, not morality.

For money.

Anything can be done.

For money.

You can do anything shameless.

"I'm not afraid. ”

"You'll be scared later. ”

"You're so right, I was scared the first day, that plane. The fat man gestured to the action of an airplane, "When we were halfway through the flight, the engine emitted black smoke, and then a group of us went to the tour guide and said that you see the engine of this plane is emitting black smoke, or do you want to go back." ”

Zhou Tian, "At this time, we should return home." ”

"That's what we think too. The fat man said: "As a result, the tour guide disagreed, saying that you only paid the money to go to Singapore, Malaysia and Thailand, and did not pay the money for the return flight. ”

"At this time, you have to return after paying the money, and your life is at stake. Zhou Tian chimed in.

"That's what a bunch of us think. The fat man said: "But then the plane did not return." ”

"Why?"

"The tour guide is too dark, and one person asks us for 3,000 yuan for the return fee. The fat man said in a tone of gritted teeth: "This is too dark, isn't it? ”

"Don't say 3,000, even 30,000, you have to pay it. ”

"Later, I still didn't pay it. ”

"Why? Zhou Tian teased.

"A group of us all handed over, but the two old men didn't pay, and the two old men said confidently, I won't pay it, what can you do with me? The fat man's words are linked to many of the old hooligans who are disrespectful at present.

The audience fell silent.

The topic of disrespect for the old is currently a super topic, and no matter what time it is, it can be seen and heard on the Internet.

"Hey!" Zhou Tian sighed, "The bad guys are getting old." ”

"Who said no, but fortunately these two old men didn't pay, otherwise we would have spent money in vain, and the plane just like that, emitting black smoke and landing in New Malaysia. The fat man said, "Then we took a bus to the hotel, more than fifty people, and took a bus of twenty people." ”

"Fifty people, a bus with twenty people, are you not afraid of panic?" Zhou Tian was surprised.

"The two old men, when they got on the bus, pushed me to the back. The fat man pointed to his large physique, which weighed nearly two hundred pounds, "With my physique, he pushed me to the back." ”

Zhou Tian, "The old man is very strong." ”

"Get in the car. The fat man said: "The old man saw that there was no seat, and then began to pretend to be an old man, either it hurts here, or it hurts there, anyway, he just wants people to give him a seat." ”

"It's good enough. ”

The fat man gestured with his hands and said: "When I arrived at the hotel, I began to divide the rooms, ten people lived in one room, some lay on the floor, some lay on the table, and some were squeezed into the bathroom. ”

"And live in the bathroom?" Zhou Tian said, "Can there be people living in that place?"

"Why can't you live in people? I'm in the bathroom. The fat man said: "In the second half of the night, some people wanted to go to the toilet, and when I saw it, it was the old man, so I locked the bathroom door." ”

After the fat man said this, the audience applauded, "Papapa...... Bang Bang Bang..."

Zhou Tian pointed at the fat man and said, "You are really lacking in virtue." ”

"The next morning, the tour guide came to wake us up, and as soon as we entered the door, we hurriedly picked up the teapot on the table, poured out the water inside, and took a big sip. As soon as the fat man's voice fell, Zhou Tian said, "It must be thirsty." ”

As soon as he drank it in his mouth, the tour guide squirted out, just spraying the old man's face. ”

"What's going on?"

The old man was in a hurry to pee into the teapot. ”

"I'll go, this unlucky one. ”

"Next, as if fighting, washing your face and fighting, eating and fighting, more than a dozen people, each with a bowl of rice, grabbed a piece of stinky tofu to eat. ”

"How do you grab a piece of stinky tofu and eat it?" Zhou Tian asked.

"There are more than ten people, only one stinky tofu. The fat man said.

"Your advice to the guide. ”

"I mentioned it, there is no way. The fat man said, "The tour guide said, 300 yuan, what do you want to eat? After eating, we went on a tour, but in the process of traveling, I found some uncivilized phenomena. ”

Zhou Tian asked, "What is the uncivilized phenomenon?"

The fat man wrenched his fingers and said: "Some monuments, scenic spots, there are people writing on them, what is a visit here, what I love you, what I came, and someone carved their own name on the ......." ”

Zhou Tiandao: "There is such an uncivilized phenomenon!"

The fat man paused, stomped his feet and said: "How strong my sense of justice is, I get angry when I see this, I am so angry that I can't do it, I have to talk about them!

Zhou Tian nodded and encouraged: "Yes, you have to talk about them!"

The fat man picked up the fan on the table as a pen, and wrote in the void, "Because they are not in front of them, I can't criticize them in person, so I can only curse them behind the words they left a message, this comrade, I want to criticize you! How can you scribble here? Do you still have any quality......

Zhou Tian was stunned.

The audience was stunned!

Holy.

What's the situation?

Why did you write it too?

You're also uncivilized.

Zhou Tian interrupted the fat man's writing, "Wait a minute, you are also uncivilized behavior." ”

Fatty, "I'm correcting them, too." ”

Sunday, "You're disgraced to our country." ”

The fat man smiled: "It's impossible, it's impossible to lose the face of our country, and if you want to lose it, you will lose the face of the country that is bloodied with us." ”

Zhou Tianle said: "Island country?"

Fat man, "yes, lose the face of the island nation." ”

Zhou Tian, "I don't believe it. ”

Fatty, "I was writing there, and there were a few foreigners next to me, the kind of Western European foreigners, who looked at me and pointed at me in English. ”

"People are talking about you. Zhou Tiandao: "This time, it's a shame." ”

"Nope. The fat man said, "How smart I am, seeing this situation, I said a word of Japanese to those foreigners." ”

"You can still speak Japanese?"

"Watching anti-Japanese dramas, I learned it. "Fat man, you look rare and weird.

"What Japanese do you speak?"

"Eight Ga Ya Road. ”

The audience all laughed.

Holy.

I really didn't expect it.

In the end, he threw the pot on the head of the Japanese.

Fatso.

You're going to heaven's rhythm.

Zhou Tian also fainted: "I'm speechless." ”

Fat man, "Who made me so smart, and immediately came up with this way to throw the pot." ”

"It's smart enough. Zhou Tiandao: "It's just that this smart energy is not used in the right place." ”

The fat man retorted, "Whose clever energy is not used in the right place?"

Zhou Tian pointed at the fat man, "You?"

"It was in the right place right away. The fat man said: "After visiting this scenic spot, the tour guide took our group of people to a small shop specializing in selling jade. ”

The hearts of the audience.

Suddenly it was pinched.

They guessed some of the plots that followed.

It must be a meme that forces tourists to shop.

It was exactly as the audience expected.

The following lines are really related to forced shopping.

Looks like.

Aren't the audience so stupid?

Zhou Tian asked, "Did the tour guide ask you to buy something?"

"That's right. The fat man said, "After we entered the jade shop, an old man began to talk about the good things about jade. ”

Expert.

It can also be called a brick home.

Now anyone in society dares to put on the name of an expert, talk nonsense, dare to say anything, this paragraph of the fat man is obviously ironic of these people!

on stage.

Zhou Tian asked, "What happened later?"

"No later. ”

Zhou Tian said: "The brick family said a bunch of nonsense, and there was no then?"

"Who said no?" the fat man said: "After the brick family finished speaking, they left, and then the people in the jade shop began to go out and let us shop." ”

Zhou Tian, "Buying jade?"

The fat man was surprised, "How do you know?"

Zhou Tian looked at him and said, "Not only do I know, but the audience below also knows about it." ”

Fatty, "Yes, they started asking us to buy jade, and I asked about the price of jade. ”

"You really bought it?"

The audience's eyes widened as well.

Because it is different from what they thought in their hearts, didn't they refuse to buy jade at this time? How did it become a purchase of jade? Could it be that something happened in the middle?

In the bewildered eyes of the audience, the fat man said something that made them laugh, "I won't buy it, and you won't let me ask the price?"

The audience laughed.

Laugh out loud.

Holy.

I didn't expect it to be a burden.

"And then?" asked Zhou Tian.

"Then the door of the jade shop was not closed. The fat man gasped, "But we can't go." ”

"Why?"

"There are two big wolf dogs at the door, and they are looking at us fiercely, and if they don't buy it, the dogs will bite people. The fat man said.

"And then?"

"The people in the group, when they saw that it was no good, some wanted to call the police, and some surrounded the tour guide in the middle to ask for an explanation. The fat man said, "Only I didn't move." ”

"Why didn't you move?"

The fat man said: "At this time, if you don't run, when will you run again?"

Zhou Tian nodded, "It turns out that you fought with this idea." ”

The fat man shook his hand, "I didn't run away in the end." ”

"Why?"

The fat man said, "Didn't you just say that? There are two big wolf dogs at the door." ”

"Are you afraid of dogs?"

Fatty, "Fear of dogs is secondary, the main thing is that I have no money on me, how can I run without money?"

"You came out for a trip and brought three hundred yuan?" asked Zhou Tian.

"Who said I brought three hundred dollars?" the fat man retorted with a straight face, "I still have dozens of dollars in my pocket." ”

The applause was overwhelming!

After the fat man finished speaking, the audience applauded.

The audience applauded.

Zhou Tian teased, "I've never seen it, and I bring dozens of dollars when I travel abroad." ”

"Fortunately, I didn't have much money with me, otherwise I would have lost. The fat man said.

"Why?"

"If you don't give money, people won't let you go. The fat man sighed, "After people confiscated the dozens of dollars on my body, they let me go." ”

"Let you go?"

After letting me go, he cursed. The fat man learned the other man's voice, "Look at you poor man who has no money, do you look at me like you have no money? Do you look at me like a poor person?"

"Stop whining, let's take a curtain call. Zhou Tian said to the fat man.

"Yes, yes, it's time to envy. ”

"Look at your envious curtain call. Zhou Tian corrected with his local accent: "It's a curtain call, not envy, I understand." ”

"Understood. The fat man also said in his own dialect: "It's a curtain call, not envy." ”

Dialect.

Adding dialects to the show will play an unexpected role, just like now, Zhou Tian and Wang Le respectively said the end of the cross talk in their dialects.

As a result, a bunch of people laughed.

They laughed.

Zhou Tian and Wang Le bowed.

It's over.

Zhou Tian and Wang Le's cross talk is over.

Scene.

A lot of the audience stood up all at once!

You must know that the audience is not allowed to stand up in a large area at the live broadcast of the Spring Festival Gala, which will affect the shooting of the camera and the shooting effect.

But now.

Everybody is on your feet!

Ten people!

One hundred people!

These people who stood up were applauding Zhou Tian and Wang Le!

It's so exciting!

It's really exciting.

At the Beijing Spring Festival Gala, the audience was boiling!

Some people, did they still call, calling the names of Zhou Tian and Wang Le.